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Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Djourou literally starts a literal knockout game at a literal World Cup plz literally kill me

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Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

I had that Valderrama sticker. loving owns.

But will root for Thatcher’s boys tonight, right after we dispatch (sorry, despatch) the insidious Swede.

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Smirr posted:

Sweden is kind of like the Switzerland of the north if you think about it

1) Sw-
2) cross on flag
3) politically neutral
4) took nazi gold / money
5) populated entirely by sanctimonious autists
6) bad at football

Actually,

https://www.derbund.ch/leben/gesellschaft/vielleicht-habt-ihr-schweizer-kein-problem-damit-wir-schon/story/25373787

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Smirr posted:

lmao they're beyond help

Can confirm :(

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Off work, watching now, hopp Schwiz

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Weaponized Cum posted:

worst game of the knockout stage for sure

It’s our thing

Remember Ukraine 2006?

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

gently caress DJOUROU

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Dirk Pitt posted:

For a country full of doddering racists, Switzerland has a shocking amount of immigrant children on their team.

Also, please get good Sweden.

Number!!!!

Agreed on the rest hehehe

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Xabi posted:

Holy gently caress is that former Arsenal star Djourou???? I was certain the “arse stint”, if you can call it that, had killed him completely.

It did

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Never a loving yellow gently caress of ref

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

gently caress

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Undeserved gently caress off

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Biggest robbery of the century. I hope every Swedish player gets colon cancer and dies miserably, that was abject.

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

oliwan posted:

But enough about the Nazi gold stashed in Switzerland.

We’re not even that rich anymore ffs
Norway are doing better than us. Norway!!

Fail all around. Dissolve this poo poo team, execute Djourou in front of the Bundeshaus, nuke Sweden.

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Maybe we shouldn’t have played Djourou and Lang WHO WERE BOTH AWFUL

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

greazeball posted:

Maybe we should develop someone who can actually play in the centre forward position

This!!!!
Even 100 year old Chapuisat would’ve been better than these other fuckers today

Also, if Dzemaili ever plays for us again I’ll lose it

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

rear end cobra posted:

do they still do the separate warm and cold taps thing in the uk?

Lol

And boilers that don’t work and windows that don’t close and fire doors and carpets in every room.

UK is 3rd world

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Aphex- posted:

The best cheese is stilton

I’m Swiss and I’ll confirm this

This is probably just as illegal as that Russian poster hoping the Swedes conquer St. Petersburg

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Nuke Sweden AND Colombia

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Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Good

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