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Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

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Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Some countries, the best they can come up with is rugby with helmets. England gave us this beautiful game, and it's thanks to them that our nations get to play it. Now it's time to return the favor. Let's all join together to support England as they march towards their goal, the World Cup. It shouldn't be too hard; we already did it decades ago, urging them on in spirit as they marched through the streets of Berlin, vanquishing their enemies towards the ultimate goal: Freedom, for us all.

Beautifully put. It's coming home

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Sweden is kind of like the Switzerland of the north if you think about it

1) Sw-
2) cross on flag
3) politically neutral
4) took nazi gold / money
5) populated entirely by sanctimonious autists
6) bad at football

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012


lmao they're beyond help

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

död åt sverige :d2a:

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

actually wait never mind, i was going to root for sweden winning the whole thing without zlatan, i just remembered. hard to keep these things straight

död åt schweiz :d2a:

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012


I've resisted the urge to post various metal poo poo in these threads so far, don't tempt me

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Weaponized Cum posted:

i mean, it has to be country specific and relevant

nobody wants to listen to Finntroll itt

have to wait for the 48 nations wc for that, and even then people shouldn't do it

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

can't wait for another swiss 0-3 after penalties

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

nice shot, berg

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

i think i'm gonna settle on "blegum of the south" and "finland of the west"

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Alexeythegreat posted:

Fun fact: they're playing in former Swedish territory

the swedes lost a LOT of clay over the centuries and then went "whatever, we're neutral now" and then they sold iron ore to nazi germany until 1945 lol

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Spinal Pap posted:

lol

Sverige är sämst :(

i never ever understood when to use "sämst" and when to use "värst". this seems like a "most bad" type situation instead of "least good"

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Vi sitter i Ryssland och spelar lite skitboll

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012


do you know that one video of a finnish teen saying "jak ärrr bök" on tv? thats me

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

drat, sweden won their group? that group must have been some major fail

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

lustig, more like tråkig

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Taco Duck posted:

Haha "snart" is apparently a word in Swedish

it is, and there's nothing "snart" about this game at all. it's all gonna take until the 300th minute

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

that should have gone in imo

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

ooooooof

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

lmao loving WASTEMAN

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

skräpdal

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

nice cross with no one to take it

insanely bad cross that floats 9000m over everyone

i just, gently caress

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

MRLOLAST posted:

Maybe Zlatan should have played after all.

his last name would have motivated the swiss to score a million goals

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

rear end cobra posted:

if the swedes were better shots at close range theyd have this in the Palme of their hands by now

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

oh great there are mcdonalds branded anti-racism ads now. i was going call these swedes in particular and swedes in general subhumans but now I'm Lovin' It ("it" being this game)

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

The Schwedentrunk (German: [ˈʃveːdn̩ˌtʁʊŋk], Swedish drink) is a method of torture and execution in which the victim is forced to swallow large amounts of foul liquid.

Use of the Schwedentrunk is recorded in the histories of towns throughout Southern Germany. Though specific circumstances differed, in every case a restrained and gagged victim was forced to swallow (by means of a funnel) a large amount of unappetizing, sometimes boiling liquid. Substances such as urine, excrement, liquid manure, and sullage were used for this purpose.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

right back into row Я with you

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Electronico6 posted:

This explains a lot about Germany honestly

i know right, never really made the connection before now. sweden : germany :: usa : japan

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Electronico6 posted:

I was thinking more about their love of tall blonde men and scat porn but sure

edit:great page snipe

yeah no, we're on the same page. the us nuked japan and we got anime, sweden made us drink poo poo and we got, well

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

who would come on for ekdal if he's injured

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Pand posted:

*slides into thread*

Did a miss a cool thing ?

absolutely not. a guy got his shorts pulled off if that's your thing. was the top highlight on ARD

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

ok we're at the edge of the box with some momentum. it's getting loud. pass it backwards

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZhWCa4r-u8

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

if there are any songs about how switzerland should get nuked post them itt

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

lmao hitting both wall players in the face is at least funny

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

at least we're past the halfway point of this game, lads!!!

e: as in, just barely. its a joke about how this game will last 120 minutes. gently caress

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

a.. GOAL?

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

credited to forsberg wtf

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Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Bogan Krkic posted:

it was on target

yeah but also right at the keeper. but i guess that doesn't matter

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