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So here it is. Levi is back! I can't believe he's been a front page contributor for almost a decade now. https://www.somethingawful.com/news/johnston-scott-pruitt/ I also thought the Olive Garden bot update from a couple weeks ago was pretty good and almost made this thread then. https://www.somethingawful.com/news/olive-garden-bot/
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I like the Papa John's article. quote:For 9 out of the last 15 years, Papa John's had been voted as only slightly worse than Pizza Hut and managed to beat Domino's in 2009 when they released that gum and nuts pizza. https://www.somethingawful.com/news/papa-john-ceo/
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I thought today's article was really good. https://www.somethingawful.com/news/resistance-candidate-compromise/ And as a bonus, here's what might be my personal favorite Zack article, from 2005: https://www.somethingawful.com/news/europa/
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Today's Zack article: https://www.somethingawful.com/news/abcde-southwest-airlines/ I always like when Zack manages to work in some of the enormous amount of Star Wars minutiae he has stored inside his brain.
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https://www.somethingawful.com/news/bezos-enquirer-selfies/ That poor Rasta Banana astronaut.
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I liked the Dracula school shooter preparation story: https://www.somethingawful.com/news/active-shooter-white/ It's a testament to the time we live in that it's only slightly crazier than the actual story that inspired it: https://edition.cnn.com/2019/03/21/us/indiana-active-shooter-pellets/index.html Also reminded me of the old Flash Tub about Dracula: https://www.somethingawful.com/flash-tub/dracula-is-coming/
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Mar 25, 2019 03:40
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Zack raises a big question: if the USSR had embraced the capitalism needed to promote CBD oil, could the Chernobyl firefighters have actually been healthier than before they were irradiated? https://www.somethingawful.com/news/chernobyl-cbd-oil/
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May 25, 2019 06:04
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Relayer posted:Yes bad racisms are bad literally nobody disputes that. Yes, literally no one on social media platforms disputes that racism is bad or tries to use free speech to justify it.
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Jun 17, 2019 04:08
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Happy late July 4 from Zack! https://www.somethingawful.com/news/foxworthy-border-patrol/ DancingShade posted:Liminal States was such a good book that I've bought it multiple times. Keep lending it to people then needing a new copy. I'll buy the kindle version next time I think. I've only read it once back in 2012 but it's stuck with me since. It's one of the novels that I think back to most often, and that's not an exaggeration. Has he ever said he was thinking of a sequel?
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Jul 7, 2019 14:29
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Behold, the new suffering is here! https://www.somethingawful.com/news/cenobite-amazon-ambassador/
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Aug 16, 2019 17:51
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Sarah Palin's son's full name is "Trig Paxon Van Palin"? That's loving child abuse.
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Yo Zack, seems like now might be a good time to hit up everyone’s favorite guest columnist, unless he’s doing soft time for crashing his 4 wheeler into the Wasilla Taco Bell again while high on illegal vape fluid or whatever Someone was listening... https://www.somethingawful.com/news/johnston-palin-divorce/ 11 years on, the word "lactonic" still makes me laugh. Actually, at 11 years running now, is Levi now the longest-running SA frontpage feature after Photoshop Phriday?
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Sep 13, 2019 18:43
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https://www.somethingawful.com/news/peace-jared-charisma/ Jared's charismatic mannerisms reminds me of another political figure, Gentle Creature.
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I just realized that it's been months now since the last Zack update. Did he part ways with SA? Never mind, I looked it up and indeed, it seems that Zack no longer has stairs in his house. drat. Chairman Capone fucked around with this message at 16:51 on May 13, 2020 |
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RoboChrist 9000 posted:I am out of the loop what happened? Back in February, he wrote in response to a question on Facebook about whether he was still working on SA, "Nope, I stepped down a month or so ago. My heart just wasn't in it anymore. Wish them the best though." Someone asked what he was working on now and he said, "No plans at the moment, but I will post about it here on Facebook as soon as I have a new project!" Haven't seen anything from him since then.
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