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Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
They arrive from spaceships that look like DC-8s.

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Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
Why do peasants mysteriously die? Why, the answer is as plain as day.

The Witness posted:



This man has spotted our miscreant! Those darn fiendish fairies steal into our town and take off with the souls of our precious vassals!

We must mount a punitive military force to locate all the nearby fairy circles and burn them down! Fortunately it's well known that fairy kind are weak to iron, and our wise lord has recently called for a smithy to be built...

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
I remember playing one of those old.. Caesar games maybe? IE Sim City Rome Edition? And I was a kid who wasn't really good at sims anyway (as much as I liked them) and I just couldn't figure out how to make a good aqueduct system so my cities would all inevitably die of thirst and/or fire. Or pretty much any other way the game allowed, but aqueducts was the only mechanic I knew I had no idea what to do with.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
Thanks for the offer of a boon, but I'm just happy we're arming our citizens and sending them out to slay the fae. And the vikings and dragons too I guess, as minor a threat as they pose in comparison.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
If you wanna boon me then name some guy Ahab, and imagine him being the one behind the posts asking for whale fishing being implemented.

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