Mai Thai Soccer Kids - What's in the back of their Awesome Cave Fortress?

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SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Sucrose posted:

It's that.

Not that there's anything Musk could do to risk the children's lives, it's that he appears to be using this as a PR stunt about how's "helping" while in fact knowing next to nothing about the situation and not actually being able to help in any way.

If he actually sent people or equipment over it might look like some sincerity. But yea, it's just a PR stunt at the moment.

Also, we have a mega thread about this that this discussion would fit better in.

This is a photoshop thread.

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Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

# ? Jul 8, 2018 09:59

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

e: vv the water grover's standing in is far too clean vv

frankenfreak fucked around with this message at 10:14 on Jul 8, 2018

# ? Jul 8, 2018 10:03

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# ? Jul 8, 2018 10:11

Lolie: Jun 4, 2010; AUSGBS Thread Mum

Palpek posted:

# ? Jul 8, 2018 10:24

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

# ? Jul 8, 2018 10:32

EagerSleeper: Feb 3, 2010; by R. Guyovich

Jesus christ this entire thread :five:

# ? Jul 8, 2018 10:47

President in Residence: May 12, 2003

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

goddamn

# ? Jul 8, 2018 11:48

Zoe: Jan 19, 2007; Hair Elf

This rescue operation seems pretty straightforward, what exactly am I missing here? :confused:

# ? Jul 8, 2018 13:59

Slugnoid: Jun 23, 2006; Nap Ghost

# ? Jul 8, 2018 15:25

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Yeah this level is pretty easy

# ? Jul 8, 2018 15:37

frumpykvetchbot: Feb 20, 2004; PROGRESSIVE SCAN; Upset Trowel

mobby_6kl posted:

Yeah this level is pretty easy

# ? Jul 8, 2018 15:48

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

mobby_6kl posted:

Yeah this level is pretty easy

*Doesn't make time limit, head explodes*

# ? Jul 8, 2018 15:49

Zoe: Jan 19, 2007; Hair Elf

mobby_6kl posted:

Yeah this level is pretty easy

lol

# ? Jul 8, 2018 15:55

Bold Robot: Jan 6, 2009; Be brave.

mobby_6kl posted:

Yeah this level is pretty easy

# ? Jul 8, 2018 16:06

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

mobby_6kl posted:

Yeah this level is pretty easy

This makes me very happy!

# ? Jul 8, 2018 16:34

A LOVELY LAD: Feb 8, 2006; Hey man, wanna hear a secret?; College Slice

# ? Jul 8, 2018 16:38

Qpid Stunt: Jul 4, 2018

I heard that Gary Glitter has volunteered his help to the Thai authorities.....

# ? Jul 8, 2018 16:49

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

# ? Jul 8, 2018 17:10

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

# ? Jul 8, 2018 17:41

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

drat I should have put the girl below the silhouette of the kids

# ? Jul 8, 2018 18:05

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

# ? Jul 8, 2018 18:19

Tiberius Thyben: Feb 7, 2013; Gone Phishing

nullEntityRNG posted:

At the risk of sounding like an idiot (I am, no question there) why is there so much lampooning of the guy?

Or is it because of "Why the hell is an American businessman who can barely do cars sending out engineers and a submarine in a situation you know little about and makes it look like a pr stunt at the risk of children lives"

He�s a huge piece of poo poo who abandoned his kids and is desperately trying to keep his mistreated workers from unionizing. Meanwhile, he has been trying to make this weird messianic image of himself by inserting himself as a genius inventor in all sorts of tv shows, promising to build crazy bullshit, calling himself a real life iron man, and now using this cave deal as a PR stunt knowing that no one with an ounce of sense will let him near anything. He also has this cult of people who buy into it all.

# ? Jul 8, 2018 18:21

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

Snowy posted:

drat I should have put the girl below the silhouette of the kids

# ? Jul 8, 2018 18:29

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Snowy posted:

Yeah, this is the better executed take.

# ? Jul 8, 2018 18:34

Viking Blood: Jun 17, 2005; The hammer of the Gods will drive our riffs to new lands

Ein cooler Typ posted:

bars, temples, and message parlors

when you play at this level there's no ordinary venue

# ? Jul 8, 2018 19:17

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Hahaha one of the best laughs ive had in awhile

Edit: God drat this whole thread

MageMage fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Jul 8, 2018

# ? Jul 8, 2018 19:33

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

# ? Jul 8, 2018 19:38

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

# ? Jul 8, 2018 20:01

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

MageMage posted:

Hahaha one of the best laughs ive had in awhile

off topic but please tell me the story of your avatar

# ? Jul 8, 2018 20:13

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

# ? Jul 8, 2018 20:22

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

I might be getting too old for this poo poo because I get the Citizen Musk one but have no idea what's going on in these. At the risk of ruining the joke, could somebody pls explain?

Snowy posted:

drat I should have put the girl below the silhouette of the kids

Snowy posted:

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

off topic but please tell me the story of your avatar

And the red title

# ? Jul 8, 2018 20:31

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

mobby_6kl posted:

I might be getting too old for this poo poo because I get the Citizen Musk one but have no idea what's going on in these. At the risk of ruining the joke, could somebody pls explain?

Yellow jumpsuit lady is a Canadian woman who paid a huge amount of money to be Sherpa�d up Everest and blogged extensively about her upcoming adventure then died begging for help on her way down

# ? Jul 8, 2018 20:34

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

mobby_6kl posted:

I might be getting too old for this poo poo because I get the Citizen Musk one but have no idea what's going on in these. At the risk of ruining the joke, could somebody pls explain?

And the red title

Piper Perri- https://www.knowyourmeme.com/memes/piper-perri-surrounded

# ? Jul 8, 2018 20:59

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

off topic but please tell me the story of your avatar

I was browsing GIP one day and this guy was taking about a woman he had sex with who he knowingly had sex with dogs but he put it past himself because he wanted sex but when he went on deployment or whatever he met a smoking trans woman and took her back to his hotel room, who was so hot and sexy he could barely contain himself bragging abut the biggest strongest boner he ever had and when he saw a bump her legs he got so scared he ran out the door leaving it open, in his boxers, leaving his wallet and belongings behind and she was nice enough not to steal from him and leave gracefully. When I pointed that out, and his incescant use of 'tranny', someone said "This is GIP what did you expect" and another person said "do you just search the forums for people using the words tranny" so my sarcastic response became my red text.

I don't like my account saying "tranny" everywhere I go on the forums. I guess the Dolan guy is some old GiP meme. The thread is long buried in the gas chamber.

MageMage fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Jul 8, 2018

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