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Lead out in cuffs posted:Lol the Q1 earnings aren't even going live until Tuesday night. I think we'll see the stock go way lower than it has already. i can only hope
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They've sold less than 3900 cybotrucks? lol lmao
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FuturePastNow posted:They've sold less than 3900 cybotrucks? lol lmao
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i'm so happy we finally got a number. he was really saying they could make a quarter million a year lol.
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FuturePastNow posted:They've sold less than 6969 cybotrucks? lol lmao
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if he was smart they would have sold it as a limited edition, kept it hand built so there might be some semblance of quality and sold 1000 of them for 250 grand or w/e instead of thinking it was a mass market model and spinning up a full production line but this is a much funnier outcome
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i do think it's hilarious that Tesla's stock has wiped out any gains it made over the past year. still vastly overvalued, but it's a start.
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Trillhouse posted:i'm so happy we finally got a number. he was really saying they could make a quarter million a year lol. i find it hilarious when bazingas try to say, as a counter to that chart, that tesla makes changes all the time to the vehicles as that's some sort of positive.
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someone seems to be pumping the everliving gently caress out of the stock today, it is zigzagging desperately up and down
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qirex posted:if he was smart
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Beeftweeter posted:it would be really funny if thats one of those ai elons what about an ATL elon? is this anything?
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Tesseraction posted:someone seems to be pumping the everliving gently caress out of the stock today, it is zigzagging desperately up and down just normal market behavior  somebody really wants it over 150
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i don't know anything about the stock market. why would someone be really invested (tee hee) in the stock being above a specific number? is it literally elon trying to get some sort of bonus package?
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battle of the algorithms possibly (a bunch with 150 buy orders and others with 150 sell orders) its also friday so maybe no one isn't hungover enough to update their price targets
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DarkSol posted:i find it hilarious when bazingas try to say, as a counter to that chart, that tesla makes changes all the time to the vehicles as that's some sort of positive. but its true just today, they're making changes to every single cybertruck on the road!
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qirex posted:just normal market behavior FSD now enabled for all tesla investors friday share devaluing
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Sagebrush posted:i don't know anything about the stock market. why would someone be really invested (tee hee) in the stock being above a specific number? is it literally elon trying to get some sort of bonus package? options
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Sagebrush posted:i don't know anything about the stock market. why would someone be really invested (tee hee) in the stock being above a specific number? is it literally elon trying to get some sort of bonus package? let's say you are a billionaire and you need some liquid cash. you *could* sell some of the stock that makes you a billionaire, but that would create a taxable event and possibly require a bunch of paperwork if you're an officer of a company you hold stock in. hypothetically. so, rather than do this, you go to a bank and ask for a loan, staking some of that stock as collateral. well, the bank isn't completely stupid and says "sure, but we want to be sure we get our money back, so if the price of this collateralized stock drops to $x for a certain period (where $x means they get the value of the loan plus some extra, as a treat), we will take the stock and sell it and you'll be free and clear of the loan" so if you're this hypothetical billionaire, you do not want the price to drop to this level since you will lose your stock
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Endless Mike posted:let's say you are a billionaire and you need some liquid cash. you *could* sell some of the stock that makes you a billionaire, but that would create a taxable event and possibly require a bunch of paperwork if you're an officer of a company you hold stock in. hypothetically. so, rather than do this, you go to a bank and ask for a loan, staking some of that stock as collateral. well, the bank isn't completely stupid and says "sure, but we want to be sure we get our money back, so if the price of this collateralized stock drops to $x for a certain period (where $x means they get the value of the loan plus some extra, as a treat), we will take the stock and sell it and you'll be free and clear of the loan" so yeah, elon might want to stock to stay over a certain amount if this is the arrangement he has (which we don't know), but the second step in the conspiracy theory here, "therefore elon is the one desperately shoveling the money that he borrowed back into buying the stock (instead of repaying the loan?)" doesn't make any kind of sense (and also isn't true)
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it may not be true, it may not make sense, but both those things are the only skills elon has
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when there’s spikes like this around round numbers that’s typically somebody has a collateralized loan or a big swap/option trade. no algorithm cares about exactly 150.00 unless a human told it to
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Sagebrush posted:i don't know anything about the stock market. why would someone be really invested (tee hee) in the stock being above a specific number? is it literally elon trying to get some sort of bonus package? dont read too much into it stock prices take a random walk around where they're going to end up. remember: the price winds up where the number of sellers equals the number of buyers. minute-by-minute, buyers or sellers arrive randomly and prices go up or down. people like round numbers and occasionally prices seem stickier around round numbers, especially if stuff is mostly traded by people and not firms/robots (a lot more people will say "im gonna sell/buy at $150 than at $151 or $149), but trying to divine stuff from stock market charts is basically entrail-reading
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I am here for the entrails.
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So he's going to suspend himself and all his sycophants right? 
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i really dont know if i hate elon or dogeman more lol
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Endless Mike posted:i hate elon more 
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i hate elon more but dogeman is somehow even more pathetic.
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Endless Mike posted:i hate elon more 
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Sagebrush posted:i hate elon more but dogeman is somehow even more pathetic. good way to put it yeah
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elon. without him we wouldn't have the other guy
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Sagebrush posted:i hate elon more but dogeman is somehow even more pathetic.
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Main Paineframe posted:turns out that one side effect of making bluechecks' tweets way more visible is that the bots are now concentrating harder than ever on spamming up bluechecks' replies, and the bluechecks have been complaining loudly about it "one of my favourite part of reading YouTube comments..." - a thing said by a perfectly normal person
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elon has done real harm to a lot of people. doge guy is just pitiful and disgusting
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Doge guy is absolutely the kind of guy who would rat out the Jews hiding in the neighbor's attic to the Nazis.
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gschmidl posted:Doge guy is absolutely the kind of guy who would rat out the Jews hiding in the neighbor's attic to the Nazis. actually he would be designing card components for the nazi's fart app
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I did see this version of the meme posted earlier on discord about dogedesigner
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Pinterest Mom posted:so yeah, elon might want to stock to stay over a certain amount if this is the arrangement he has (which we don't know), but the second step in the conspiracy theory here, "therefore elon is the one desperately shoveling the money that he borrowed back into buying the stock (instead of repaying the loan?)" doesn't make any kind of sense (and also isn't true) he might not be the only one with a loan at that number he might not be shoveling his own money if he has some network of other rich idiot friends he can get high with and convince to do the poo poo it might not be possible to pay back the loan in full if it's some huge chunk of billions of dollars for twitter or whatever he might have enough stock outside of the loan that it still benefits him more to attempt to keep it above 150 for reasons there's probably more. the financial system is intentionally a loving tangle of made up bullshit and indirection, and when you get rich enough... also, he's a loving idiot, spends large swaths of time on various drugs, believes current llms are as smart as humans, thinks he can just hold another vote to get his pay package, and showed up to court in texas with an attorney not licensed or admitted in texas, DESPITE HAVING A TEXAS LAW FIRM RETAINED FOR THE CASE, if you wanna apply common sense you might be disappointed
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ryanrs posted:I am here for the entrails. it's called "technical analysis".
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... offer does not apply if the laws are Brazilian.
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