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Jonny 290 posted:more smart white babies -> free unlimited energy -> we all live in floating air conditioned domes in the sky. Simple as is it the one where people wear white pajamas or where they wear business suits
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Roosevelt posted:gently caress you elon. rear end in a top hat. go burn in a car fire. "It's racist not to think about the white people in Africa, they own the country too" - a white man from Africa
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Improbable Lobster posted:love how many "longtermists" seem to think that climate change is no biggie because it 'probably' won't make humanity extinct yeah and musk just changes topic to mars whenever it's mentioned because he's a chode
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FAUXTON posted:is it the one where people wear white pajamas or where they wear business suits hopefully the one where they wear Nike Air Decades
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Eeyo posted:i’m glad the effective altruist movement is being disgraced often these days. This working for the greater good by discrediting effective altruism ironically is effective altruism.
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Elon wants his cars to do distributed computing when they’re not running now. https://www.theverge.com/24139142/elon-musk-tesla-aws-distributed-compute-network-ai
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i'm sure that will be real useful with like 200 kbps throughput
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lmao apparently this was the reason the stock was up (its best day in 860 days)quote:The stock closed up 12.1%, at $162.13, while the S&P 500 was flat and the Nasdaq Composite added 0.2%. Shares traded as high as $167.97, up almost 16%, which would have been the best gain since March 9, 2021, when shares rose 19.6%. The 12.1% gain was the best day for shares since a 13.5% jump on Jan. 3, 2022. well i am pretty sure tesla did not in fact say that they were accelerating the development of "model 2", but there it is nonetheless the answer to that question is "no", obviously, and whatever ends up coming out in 2031 is going to be a huge pile of poo poo e: oh forgot the source, it's barron's so paywalled (apple news: https://apple.news/A-6jP-wukRK-S3K_E8fFfPA) Beeftweeter fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Apr 25, 2024 |
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yeah how many years did cybertruck take? and that was literally all they were working on
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https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-shareholder-seeks-block-musk-litigating-pay-outside-delaware-2024-04-24/quote:WILMINGTON, Delaware, April 24 (Reuters) - A Tesla investor who successfully sued to void CEO Elon Musk's $56 billion pay package asked a Delaware judge on Wednesday to prevent the electric carmaker from bucking the court's authority by moving its legal home to Texas. 
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A man who complains that he needs 50 billion dollars to be "motivated" enough to do his job can serve society most effectively by being mulched into fertilizer.
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Eeyo posted:yeah how many years did cybertruck take? and that was literally all they were working on about 5 years from when they showed off the concept, but i wouldn't really call what's on the road "finished"
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Sagebrush posted:A man who complains that he needs 50 billion dollars to be "motivated" enough to do his job can serve society most effectively by being mulched into fertilizer.
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Sagebrush posted:A man who complains that he needs 50 billion dollars to be "motivated" enough to do his job can serve society most effectively by being mulched into fertilizer. ket sematary
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also love that he re-org'd the Tesla structure so he now has more direct reports lol
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So much of the tesla valuation is based on its brand image, they are very lucky they have a stable leadership structure and constantly release quality products or they might have some real problems!!! Alt; the more I read about this Elon Musk guy...the more I don't care for him!!!
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abigserve posted:stable leadership structure how many horses does he have to give away
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Sagebrush posted:A man who complains that he needs 50 billion dollars to be "motivated" enough to do his job can serve society most effectively by being mulched into fertilizer. the state of his drug-addled body is unfit for fertilizer. maybe as some form of reinforcement for a wall in a cellar though… FAUXTON posted:ket sematary how do you keep doing this
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FAUXTON posted:ket sematary lmao
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FAUXTON posted:ket sematary [img-jesse-pinkman-he-cant-keep-getting-away-with-this]
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FAUXTON posted:ket sematary christ, dude
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Beeftweeter posted:about 5 years from when they showed off the concept, but i wouldn't really call what's on the road "finished" they're finished alright 
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FAUXTON posted:ket sematary 
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FAUXTON posted:ket sematary lmao
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remember this?
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Sagebrush posted:A man who complains that he needs 50 billion dollars to be "motivated" enough to do his job can serve society most effectively by being mulched into fertilizer. nobody wants to work anymore 
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FAUXTON posted:ket sematary also lmao
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Carthag Tuek posted:nobody wants to work anymore
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Roosevelt posted:remember this? He’s still got a month left!
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even if they made a cheap car the cheap part means lower margins and with their dog poo poo interiors and quality control it'll be flat out terrible
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why don't they just make the whole car out of panel gap
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:dog poo poo interiors and quality control it'll be flat out terrible but enough about the cybertruckkk
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Tesseraction posted:wasn't his plan to make the cars more affordable via making the build process so efficient that the factories would need to be in a vacuum because wind resistance would be the limiting factor on build speed? you know i was all ready to say "obviously that was a joke that an engineer made that got misunderstood, 'we'll be building cars so fast you'll need to worry about air resistance' is the same kind of joke as 'i want my steak so rare it's still mooing'" but lol no elon seems to actually think that cars should be going through his factories like they're speeding through a school zone quote:Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, Inc. The vacuum thing is probably hyperbole but
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Pinterest Mom posted:you know i was all ready to say "obviously that was a joke that an engineer made that got misunderstood, 'we'll be building cars so fast you'll need to worry about air resistance' is the same kind of joke as 'i want my steak so rare it's still mooing'" Hyperbolic boer chamber
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Tesseraction posted:wasn't his plan to make the cars more affordable via making the build process so efficient that the factories would need to be in a vacuum because wind resistance would be the limiting factor on build speed? the cars will slide along the assembly line lubricated by the blood of workers who didnt move out of the way of the robot arms (because elon removed the warning stickers because he doesnt like the color yellow)
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Pinterest Mom posted:you know i was all ready to say "obviously that was a joke that an engineer made that got misunderstood, 'we'll be building cars so fast you'll need to worry about air resistance' is the same kind of joke as 'i want my steak so rare it's still mooing'" god he is such an idiot
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