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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Rex-Goliath posted:

then decided it�d be a good idea to get extremely online on acid

writers for silicon valley are probably furious at having to scrap so much material they had ready for next season

the last season had entirely too much tesla dicksucking

# ¿ Aug 15, 2018 19:55

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# ¿ May 23, 2024 01:29

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

did this thread end up on reddit or something

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 00:19

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

infernal machines posted:

and twitter, and hackernews, and... Digg

lmao

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 00:28

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

reddit licking up SA's scraps like usual

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 00:30

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

elon musk can go fusk himself

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 02:27

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

SmokaDustbowl posted:

that has to be shadow catboy who got permabanned iirc

lol yeah that dude was kicked out of the gay goon discord for posting bestiality

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 03:51

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

grahms, th' boored was mean to me agin, i need a bidtim stury

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 05:27

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

you aren't going to be murdered by a musk creep because none of them leave the house voluntarily

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 07:21

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

i hope xealous is okay lol

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 18:19

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

adjective + noun is always a winning combo for usernames ime

# ¿ Aug 27, 2018 03:09

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I dont remember why I registered

# ¿ Aug 27, 2018 04:12

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

akadajet posted:

atomicthumbs is a quality yosposter, imo

# ¿ Aug 27, 2018 15:27

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

why is that poo poo even remotely legal

# ¿ Aug 28, 2018 01:24

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

SmokaDustbowl posted:

it's amazing how far removed these rich bougie fucks are from normal every day life

# ¿ Aug 28, 2018 20:44

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

he absolutely paid for that plug

they even have paid product placement in novels these days

dude isn't funny or charismatic enough to be asked for a cameo, a guarantee he paid for every single mention or cameo he's ever had

# ¿ Aug 28, 2018 20:50

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

SENSUAL DAD KISS posted:

alcoholism is heavily tied to how soon people black out when drinking. alcoholics tend to black out or lose critical thinking skills way sooner which is why alcoholics tend to really like benzos, barbiturates and ketamine.

alcohol is a really weird drug as well

hits GABA, dopamine, NMDA (like ketamine) and a whole bunch of other stuff. Its natures own speedball.

the one time i ever blacked out on booze was when i decided to do absinthe shots at college. i don't drink very much these days.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2018 21:50

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

atomicthumbs posted:

hey mr fart powered cars a regulator with a state DOT has contacted me, because he's had trouble finding honest insiders when dealing with tesla etc.

anyway if you're interested in talking to this guy and haven't been assassinated by a tesla goon with a mac-10 let me know or email me or something

lmao

# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 04:34

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Lonoxmont posted:

Well yeah, but at least he is trying to put the idea out there that maybe staying on just one planet might not be the best idea.

Though, now that I think about it, it might not be good for that idea's survival if it comes from him...

there is 0 value to "putting the idea out there", btw

sci fi authors have been doing that for a very long time

# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 04:46

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

infernal machines posted:

lmao, they stacked the deck with spacex employees, at the public meeting no one attended

don't worry they're going to make new bricks!!!!!!!

# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 17:48

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Peeny Cheez posted:

it's funny because dogs usually don't smoke cigars

lmao

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 03:02

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

🐦🐦🐦🦅🐦🐦🐦

direct action

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 05:15

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

iospace posted:

The only good music is metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 19:33

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

TerminalRaptor posted:

In addition to the other comments it's also the best episode of space ghost coast to coast

# ¿ Aug 31, 2018 01:02

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

akadajet posted:

google says the plugs fit in europe, but they don't actually charge

i think xealous/fart powered cars explained how to spoof the tesla chargers somewhere in this thread

# ¿ Sep 1, 2018 17:17

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

anything actually worthwhile in tesla is going to be bought by one of the big auto makers and the brand/all the other worthless poo poo will be bought up by some smalltime company that'll import their own electric deathtraps under the tesla name

# ¿ Sep 2, 2018 23:06

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Discendo Vox posted:

I guess that's where the disconnect occurs for me, as someone relatively familiar with a lot of the different cultural and methodological trappings of science. Musk is so completely at odds with even the most primitive notions of what science is that I don't see how even the completely moronic could worship him as an avatar of techie brilliance. Even the i loving love science poo poo has some closer bearing on reality, some distant attachment to inflated empiricism, than musk.

his fans are people that think science is like in movies where one great man throws around a bunch of holograms or whatever and then boom, there's world saving technology

# ¿ Sep 5, 2018 03:23

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

i guarentee that the only reason why spacex isn't being dragged in the news constantly like tesla is because they aren't selling a consumer product

# ¿ Sep 5, 2018 04:20

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Discendo Vox posted:

I sincerely appreciate all of your posts, they all helped, but this:

...I think this really is helping me grope my way toward connecting the dots for myself. Let me try something.

Muskovites : Elon Musk :: Trump : internet chuds

Does that work? He succeeds due to "merit", so I identify with him (despite being an unimaginable mediocrity), so attacks on him are an attack on me?

that's usually how internet hero worship works. hell, i'm sure i've done the same thing for something dumb like a movie or candy corn

# ¿ Sep 5, 2018 04:49

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Shaggar posted:

bad leaders making bad choices while systemically oppressing their people.

capitalism

# ¿ Sep 5, 2018 20:50

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

jimmyjams posted:

who is shaggar

a miserable pile of secrets

# ¿ Sep 5, 2018 21:25

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

i've only ever seen "aspie" on 4chan and i don't think i've even seen :spergin:

used in quite a long time

# ¿ Sep 7, 2018 00:18

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it's extremely offensive to compare racism to ableism as if they're equal

lol get hosed dude

# ¿ Sep 7, 2018 00:42

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

TK-42-1 posted:

it was used like 3 pages back

you can't expect me to read other peoples posts

# ¿ Sep 7, 2018 02:08

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

gently caress off dog tits

# ¿ Sep 7, 2018 03:23

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

iospace posted:

Hard pass

# ¿ Sep 7, 2018 06:08

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

I make a da rockets and smoka da weed

# ¿ Sep 7, 2018 16:14

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Fiedler posted:

these discussions about how to properly insult people while ensuring your language is considerate of others always seem a bit confused to me.

some people don't like using slurs, woah

# ¿ Sep 7, 2018 19:22

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Cocoa Crispies posted:

https://twitter.com/immolations/status/1038544588036890624

♩ cars that kill ♪
♬ autopilot them into me ♩
♬ concrete walls so still ♬
♪ they make me debris ♩

I'm autopilot
I'm wild
I'm smoking up inside
A heart of broken cars
Defiled
Deep inside
The abandoned pedo guy

# ¿ Sep 9, 2018 03:28

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

SmokaDustbowl posted:

SPACE CAR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPTCq3LiZSE

warframe owns, i love canadian scifi

i want a robot head too

# ¿ Sep 10, 2018 02:26

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# ¿ May 23, 2024 01:29

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

perhaps people are losing interest in nascar because watching fat rednecks drive in a circle forever is really boring

# ¿ Sep 10, 2018 18:36

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