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this is the thread to bully a rich nerd Sheng-Ji Yang has issued a correction as of 03:54 on Mar 16, 2019 |
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im surprised he hasn't tried to profit from gun violence yet with some kind of magnetic field that actually attracts more bullets somehow from other guns (has he?)
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 13:47 |
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lol at twitter when his girlfriend removed "anti-imperialist" from her profile when they started dating
Dreylad has issued a correction as of 14:01 on Jul 9, 2018 |
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lorn Wayne posted:im surprised he hasn't tried to profit from gun violence yet with some kind of magnetic field that actually attracts more bullets somehow from other guns elons going to watch the first two episodes of westworld and get like 3 new business ideas
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 13:49 |
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making hair plugs out of russian surplus rocket parts
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 13:53 |
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Disrupting the union busting industry with the new PinkertonBot2000
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 13:55 |
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hi guys it's me elon just want to check in to see how you're doing with the new device I told you I had a dream about a month ago where you stick a child into a hamsterball and have them run as fast as they can while pumping predator growls and men shouting threats into the ball on a loud speaker to terrify them to run faster so we can then harvest their adrenal secretions to make a vaccine against stress
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 13:59 |
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 13:59 |
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Why did Musk get a gf if he already had all of reddit sicking his dick 24/7
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 14:00 |
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ferroque posted:Why did Musk get a gf if he already had all of reddit sicking his dick 24/7 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs6kT_0H1MI
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 14:02 |
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guys I know you may be worried about the Child Fear Orb might infringe on some of peter thiel's patents but don't worry I called him and make sure and he doesn't hold any rights to hormone-based child technologies, only patents on the blood and lymph of children and teens, so we're cool to keep working on the Stress Ball, which is my new name for it
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 14:04 |
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SpaceGoku posted:hi guys it's me elon just want to check in to see how you're doing with the new device I told you I had a dream about a month ago where you stick a child into a hamsterball and have them run as fast as they can while pumping predator growls and men shouting threats into the ball on a loud speaker to terrify them to run faster so we can then harvest their adrenal secretions to make a vaccine against stress It is not uncommon to see patients undergo permanent psychological trauma in the presence of the Sphere, before the nerve stapler has even been strapped into position. Its effect on the general consciousness of the culture is profound: husbands have seen wives go inside, and mothers their children. Dr. Xynan left the surface of the sphere semitranslucent for a reason. You can hear them in there; you can see them. It is a thing of terrible beauty.
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 14:12 |
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GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:Disrupting the union busting industry with the new PinkertonBot2000 Pinkertron 5000
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 14:15 |
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Whos this guy Never heard of him
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 14:16 |
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hey guys, update on the Terror Sphere, I was thinking actually how about we can call it Triangle because it's a joke because triangles are pointy and hamsterballs are round and also we can name it after an old clothing company that was famous for disruption back in the 20s or something anyway let me know how its going hope you don't mind I had to cut everyone's pay but since we're family here it's fine if you keep working twelve hours a day, also let child acquisitions know I'd like a progress report
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 14:17 |
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Reality Loser posted:Whos this guy He is the web designer behind paypal and creator of a metal tube used to safely transport young children to have all their blood drained by Peter Thiel
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 14:21 |
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no idea why you guys are throwing so much poo poo at someone trying to save humanity. guess it’s easier to bitch and complain from mom’s basement than actually try to help the world yourselves
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 14:28 |
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SpaceGoku posted:hey guys, update on the Terror Sphere, I was thinking actually how about we can call it Triangle because it's a joke because triangles are pointy and hamsterballs are round and also we can name it after an old clothing company that was famous for disruption back in the 20s or something Call it the pointy flapper bra 2500.
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 14:28 |
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theres a reddit thread with over a thousand comments making GBS threads on whoever this doctor is to slobber on musk for "using his resources" to "help" the kids in thailand. redditors are rubes. they'd be so easy to grift as like a 1920s style flim flam man
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 14:32 |
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Agronox posted:no idea why you guys are throwing so much poo poo at someone trying to save humanity. guess it’s easier to bitch and complain from mom’s basement than actually try to help the world yourselves yes, it's quite important to note that when Roko's Basilisk tortures a copy of you for not bringing it into existence sooner, St. Elon is officially one of the Basilisk's pre-saved emulations, destined for an optimal rescue simulation: Roko Mijic posted:A more exciting (and to my mind more preferable) way to overcome the problem is to quickly become so rich that you can turn charity into business by single-handedly changing the faces of high-impact industries. Elon Musk is probably the best example of this. I swear that man will single-handedly colonize mars, as well as bringing cheap, reliable electric vehicles to the consumer. And he'll do it at the same time as making even more money. The key to this tactic is scale. You can't contribute 0.00002% of the effort to colonize space or mitigate existential risks and reap 0.00001% of the reward: you get 0 or even negative reward if your contribution is below some threshold. But how can an individual do an Elon Musk job on existential risk? Not everyone is a good enough entrepreneur to drop out of grad school and come out with a $300 million startup before their classmates even have PhDs.
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 14:39 |
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ELON: I'm here to disrupt a monopolistic industry that for too long has shut out the private consumer. SpaceX will soon be launching its nuclear weapons program, and I'm confident we will be able to bring the innovation, creativity and efficiency of private industry to this long-stagnant field.
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 14:45 |
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Frog Act posted:
yeah its why jordan peterson is making like 100k a month
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 14:50 |
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https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1015049343831769089?s=19
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 14:57 |
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a lot of anti-founder negativity ITT smdh
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 14:59 |
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:a lot of anti-founder negativity ITT smdh https://twitter.com/jason/status/1016063437351223296?s=21
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 15:13 |
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https://twitter.com/Bro_Pair/status/1016125160271765504
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3tlVE_QXm4
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 15:23 |
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https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/1016321149188243457?s=21
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 15:23 |
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ofc not everybody hopes musk is the next casualty
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 15:25 |
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 15:26 |
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Elon: I'm going to engineer the poo poo out of this Headlines next day: 8 children die in hilarious death tube
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 15:35 |
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:Elon: I'm going to engineer the poo poo out of this Real headlines next day: Unfortunate Yet Necessary Setbacks as Tesla Founder's Brilliant Hose Tech Nears Completion (And How To Get YOUR Hands On One!)
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 15:40 |
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I thought muskrats were aquatic
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 15:43 |
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Elon, Watching a Dahir Insaat video: gently caress thats brilliant
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 15:45 |
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a simple "thank you" to mr musk would have sufficed, diverman
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 15:46 |
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elon musk is an egregious stroke
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 15:59 |
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:this is the thread to bully a rich nerd
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 16:00 |
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:Elon: I'm going to engineer the poo poo out of this
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 16:01 |
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ferroque posted:Real headlines next day: Unfortunate Yet Necessary Setbacks as Tesla Founder's Brilliant Hose Tech Nears Completion (And How To Get YOUR Hands On One!) in six months the Child Sucker is gonna accidentally burst into flames underwater and Musk will just shrug and sell idiots a robot unicorn or something
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 16:06 |
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most charity is stupid who cares this is actually retarded though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqE-ultsWt0
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 16:28 |