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Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

Here's my favourite mustard fact:

quote:

The popularity of mustard in Dijon is evidenced by written accounts of guests consuming 320 litres (70 imp gal) of mustard creme in a single sitting at a gala held by the Duke of Burgundy in 1336.

MUSTARD PARTY :byodood:

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

more like mustard massacre. you heartless gently caress

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

pray for col. bustard. he's in critical condition after a severe nutting accident

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Royals suck.

Go Braves.

Kaddish
Feb 7, 2002
OP the Royals suck.

That being said I will pray for mustard.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
colonel noooo

https://i.imgur.com/oHU36YH.gifv

Kaddish
Feb 7, 2002
I prayed but I fear it didn't work

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Kaddish posted:

OP the Royals suck.

That being said I will pray for mustard.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
The Orioles want to suck worse though.

F

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

wide stance posted:

A reminder that honey mustard is non-vegan, thus problematic.

Wait is honey loving "non-vegan"?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Kaddish posted:

OP the Royals suck.

That being said I will pray for mustard.
No poo poo, brain genius

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Kraut is the best hot dog topping though

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pneub posted:

Wait is honey loving "non-vegan"?
Well yeah. What you think enslaving bees is like, okay?

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

Dolphin posted:

Well yeah. What you think enslaving bees is like, okay?

I do, unironically. If we could make wasps and hornets do something useful too I'd say enslave them all.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

curlys gold posted:

i hope mustard dies

At least suicide is not an option. He just doesn't cut himself.

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

Dolphin posted:

Kraut is the best hot dog topping though

It's probably just suggestion, but I'll pass on it for cheap hotdogs and then want it on better sausages.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

stab posted:

How does mustard not have any calories

the FDA lets you round down its calories to 0

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

ArbitraryC posted:

At least suicide is not an option. He just doesn't cut himself.

ehhhh, ehhh
*nudges thread*

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Ein cooler Typ posted:

the FDA lets you round down its calories to 0

sandwich artist Ein cooler Typ with the info

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

Pneub posted:

Wait is honey loving "non-vegan"?

Honey loving, eh

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Pneub posted:

Wait is honey loving "non-vegan"?

Please do not use honey as a sexual lubricant.

DoctorJones
Apr 28, 2003

Fortune and Glory.

Big Beef City posted:

Please do not use honey as a sexual lubricant.

i like how sticky it gets.

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Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
You gotta honey-gently caress under a wet blanket so you can get a few extra pumps in before it dries up and tears your pubes out.

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