Hugh Malone posted:

Yeah, nobody saw this coming, but yeah right here out of BYOB is a giant gently caress you

Notax posted:

This place needs to take back its desperate "coitus interruptus" social settings and techniques. No one ever needed to apply themselves in this risque manner. The subsequent turbulence from casting the the ever present objectives needed to attend "coitus interruptus" was completely inhospitable.

Why can't I just give a gently caress, so to speak?

BuckarooBanzai posted:

Have you tried speaking English?

Scudworth posted:

Do you want this thread to go on tour as well?

Scudworth posted:

Do you want this thread to go on tour as well?

DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:

Please take your meds my good goon

Bobbie Wickham posted:

You have the best ideas.

Stinky_Pete posted:

Did someone interrupt your coitus with a realdoll, OP?

Pretty hosed up imo

spb posted:

Real dolls own. Mayhaps you should try it before knocking it

Burt Sexual posted:

Subscribed

Moneyball posted:

Is this a bot that grabs its text from E/N?

EBB posted:

Well GiP you get a day or two with...this...before it moves on.

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

Viva Miriya posted:

imgay

A Bad Poster posted:

I've got a big dick and I'm ready to gently caress, just let me finish my garlic bread

ElMaligno posted:

Getting mortared by haji while loving your dead foxhole buddy is rude as gently caress.

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Well hello stranger

thetechnoloser posted:

I feel bad for your loss

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

insha'allah aloha snackbar 420 69 chowdown chowdown chowdown (hoping he'll appear and give us all hotdogs)

McNally posted:

If McNally wanted survivor benefits, maybe he should have voted Republican.

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

Get hosed

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Moneyball posted:

baba booey

Slim Pickens posted:

I have no loving clue what this thread is about, but you don't know jerking off until you've done it in a 110* portashitter

NSA WIZARD posted:

WE ARE NOT AMUSED

ElMaligno posted:

If real dolls aint your thing get a snake


or a snake girl if thats your thing


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Woof Blitzer posted:

cape.jpg

ded posted:

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

mods changed my name posted:

Laranzu posted:

Caro? Is that you?

Syrian Lannister posted:

Fermented Tinal posted:

hard mode

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Only if the Real Doll has a dick and huge tits