Bajaha posted:

Ain't ever getting that real plastic pussy with a beat up truck like that.



Now this, it ain't no Lexus but believe me, the pussy shrapnel! You wouldn't believe it!

Viagra

STR posted:

I get all the pussy in the world in my blue Reliant Robin






So we have some threads going on tour again, eh? Where we heading next?

cursedshitbox posted:

No pussy in this giant piece of poo poo but I did get to bust a few rearends in it.


hardmode blue range rover

IOwnCalculus posted:

Add some power and you can bust all the rear ends you want in this blue Miata!

STR posted:

Pretty sure CSB has all the power he needs to break rear ends, if you know what I mean.

How about this orange and blue Lamborghini Performante?

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

An oddly beautiful photograph of fire.

Adiabatic posted:

Bye you weird fuckin thread

Beet Wagon posted:

tweann
hechoamano
My blood is burning (Live) Yodelice
of roadburn
Getting Big
lazerbeak
Let’s Fall In Love Diana Krall
las soberanas 2016
Traumjob Model!?
comedians comedy
barbie pregnant
authoritarian
Nico Fidenco / L’Uomo Che Non Sapeva Amare v. pallavicini – mogol – bernstein
жизнь в литве
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations Holiday Special
deadliest things
guy trédaniel
bobby flay barbecue addiction
jkissa colourpop
fifa 18 a game of nations sbc
xs power turbo
céline mauffrey
sergi pedrero
manchester city fichajes
forgiato dub show
illblu
griffin scene divertenti
excellent silent generator green
huang zitao mv
just for laughs
sir john hegarty
disco fries
phil wright choreographer
el chapo serie
What’s Cooking? From the Sainsbury’s Kitchen
sam villa
I See the Moon The Stargazers
nueva zelanda año nuevo
puisque
bellas mujeres
beurz life
what is a lucid dream
Night club
شكالي الصبر
roblox jsem zombie hovno
Nocturne Secret Garden
miles and points
candid pedicure
verbal ase
Onironautas
their
ogmo editor
Mit dem Fahrrad von Hamburg nach Dresden
santa anita derby (recurring event)
reading out loud
armies
choon
king of thieves
La France d�figur�e
nexrad birds
ctproductions
Pancake Hooters Bob & Tom

Ghostlight posted:

TheLastRoboKy posted:

Welcome to the Stimpire, thread.

Dark Off posted:

Shadowlyger posted:

In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards.

Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will.

Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect.

However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps.

Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection.

All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever.

Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed.

Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable.

Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average.

Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule.

Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed.

The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr-I8XIAj8I

TheAgent posted:

is anime allowedex

Koil posted:

Lack of Gravitas posted:

SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

Never fear commando SQ42 will be out by the year’s end.

Combat Theory posted:

Virtual Captain posted:

https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/1018133982318415874

Jobbo_Fett posted:

beep beep I'm a shitposter

Bofast posted:

Needs more music

Fleetwood Crack posted:

sandi hates black people and pubic hair.

Virtual Captain posted:

mods please change my name to PVP-Slider

Tsar Mikey posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfG0-iW5o0Y

big nipples big life posted:

*presents forums tour boarding pass*

Sarsapariller posted:

Namaste

GruntyThrst posted:

I don't like the posts with the hot dog guy they take too long to scroll past. That's my input for this thread.

Foo Diddley posted:

so are we letting markov bots post threads now, is that what this is all about?

'cuz we should get frogbear an account if so

biglads posted:

How is Ben Lesnick, Developer getting along?

Dogeh posted:

Make it so.
Frogbear has outgrown our puny hoo-man intelligences

Neltharak posted:

Do you want to setup the kickstarter or should I ?

Stretch goals !

Amazing Zimmo posted:

Wuxi posted:

anime is good

Tebulot posted:

This some timecube?

MilesK posted: