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Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
this dude gets all the rear end because of his accent, just an fyi

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Philthy posted:

this dude gets all the rear end because of his accent, just an fyi

All the man-rear end, that is

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
oi wut all dis den

why is my oooobuh fare somefin loike $250.00 dollahs american? dis 's un outroige, un OUTroige i tells ya! jus' wait'll me tells me mum about 'is one!!

Ardemia
Jan 2, 2004

IT IS MY RIGHT TO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL WHEN I'VE PUT BACK SIX SHIRLEY TEMPLES OK

:patriot:
I wonder if he bought a stupid loving fedora and brought it with him in a hatbox like "yes, I am a stylish motherfucker. This old man born in the 19th century hat is the perfect style for Miami Beach."

like, just looking outside a plane window, smug as gently caress and pleased with himself over his fine hat.

Dreadwroth
Dec 12, 2009

by R. Guyovich
Im the buttons struggling to keep all that pale belly restrained.

hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

by Smythe
Oi a chav nicked me bitcoins

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:

Oi a chav nicked me bitcoins

Please stop with the racial slurs.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Uber vs Fedora is one of those battles where I can only hope they both lose.

AGGGGH BEES
Apr 28, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

sick brunch kills posted:

I wanna hear some Notch stories, what’s his deal

He made a billion dollars from Minecraft and now sits on twitter trolling people all day.

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

AGGGGH BEES posted:

He made a billion dollars from Minecraft and now sits on twitter trolling people all day.

one time I saw a tweet by notch where he said people of color shouldn't be allowed to vote but he didn't say people of color instead he used a very hurtful word

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

gary oldmans diary posted:

dude doesnt even have $250 to his name and hes vacationing on another continent

maybe he was hoping someone would give him a job as a judge in a talent show

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

veiled boner fuel posted:

Please stop with the racial slurs.

Slag off ya wanker

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
if anything "chav" is a classist slur, not a racist one

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Oi nuttah get the mary ol Queen on the horn

Somebody spiked me fish and chips with brisket gravy

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Oi, guvnah! Mefinks the 'orseless carriage droivah nicked me quid!

hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

by Smythe

veiled boner fuel posted:

Please stop with the racial slurs.

Oi a goon slagged off me 'eritage.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:

Oi a goon slagged off me 'eritage.

lol

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

It's always great when a bitch looks exactly as you'd expect from the story

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

can't believe a jitney just left the meter running

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

British people are terrible.

Gabriel Grub
Dec 18, 2004
Oh gently caress you really nailed Notch, goddamn.

Lowtax 1 Notch 0

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Bath Tubs posted:

He tweets about how awesome it is being white in the most expensive house in California and tipping people thousands of dollars on Twitch while everyone simultaneously groans when finding out Notch is watching them. He's a literal billionaire who tweets about how he saw boobs one time on his birthday and has a room dedicated to just candy. He chumped out on giving a fair share of his wealth to his friends/coworkers that actually made mine craft what it is and whines about how he has no friends because of that.

What kind of candy does Notch eat?

e:Nevermind

^^^ All that candy has expired now.

Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Jul 12, 2018

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
just another notch on the ol' tax's belt :clint:

Sapper
Mar 8, 2003




Dinosaur Gum

Prince of Space posted:


^^^ All that candy has expired now.

That's what I was thinking, that candy'd be stale as poo poo in no time. Probably getting moldy and stuck together.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
it's not like he can't afford to have someone come and replace that candy every day, if necessary

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Prince of Space posted:

What kind of candy does Notch eat?

e:Nevermind

^^^ All that candy has expired now.

i almost guarantee it has not, because he ate it all

Muscadine Wine
Feb 13, 2009
I dunno he looks a "Pawn Stars" expert on 12th century thunder jugs to me

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Why is this notch character sad that women don’t want his dick if he is that rich? A chav bin man in the UK won a fraction of that on the lottery and blew it all on coke and high class escorts before going back to his life on the bins.

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

BloodRed posted:


complaining about broken turnstyles


Hey man, Peckham Rye always seems to have trouble with the turn styles it's a legitimate complaint!!!!!

onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer
moi fakkin manny gort rorbed boi tha fakkin taxi cant! oid av cat tha cant aanly tha poloice ravoaked me spoon loicense

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

I give 90% odds that this shitstain actually needed to be driven that distance and is trying to use social media to scam his way out of the bill

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

onedayholiday posted:

moi fakkin manny gort rorbed boi tha fakkin taxi cant! oid av cat tha cant aanly tha poloice ravoaked me spoon loicense

Sort that wonga out.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Muscadine Wine posted:

I dunno he looks a "Pawn Stars" expert on 12th century thunder jugs to me

Maybe the Uber driver thought he had to drive him to meet with his buddy, Rick.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Grem posted:

Really? It didn't the last time I used it.

Uber is an abusive garbage shitass company, but yeah, they added tipping in like summer 2017 after everyone asked for it for years. Lyft's had it since the app launched.

Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Jul 21, 2018

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Actually you will find that Notch is extremely cool

Notch call me :wink:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

onedayholiday posted:

moi fakkin manny gort rorbed boi tha fakkin taxi cant! oid av cat tha cant aanly tha poloice ravoaked me spoon loicense

This post needs subtitles.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Lowtax posted:

I can't feel pity for this man. He posted that photo of himself. I wish the Uber would've run him over and then charged him extra for damages.


plus if he died we'd all get the day off work! to help carry the casket

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
candy coins can remain in the circulation system pretty much forever.

vudan
Dec 11, 2010
I think you guys are being too mean to the fat man. Is his hand on his penis though?

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curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

Prince of Space posted:

What kind of candy does Notch eat?

e:Nevermind

^^^ All that candy has expired now.

tootsie rolls, chocolate coins, and off-brand jelly beans? new money scrub

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