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Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

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Ginette Reno posted:

I'm 31 so not exactly an old man myself but these kids should try getting a real job if they want to know what burnt out feels like :negative:.

One of my favorite youtube channels I found was of a guy just eating carrots and drinking water. That's all he does. Here is one such video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkIa_P_xZ1Y

I'm eternally grateful though that I got to grow up for at least part of my life without internet. I got to do cool kid stuff like go outside. And then when the internet entered my life, I had to enjoy it as dial-up, and I had to know what codes to type in ms dos just to fuckin load a game up. I don't think I had cable internet until I was 15.

Kids these days just have instant gratification with where technology is at. I'm not so sure it's a good thing.

wow gramps, why don't you take a nap or something you clearly are completely out of touch. Everyone being connected is a good thing... go back to the stoneage where you belong old timer

*Watches 6 hours of some guy who farts in tubes while playing minecraft*

*says lol irl*


*masturbates to VR porn of Elsa being raped by pokemons*

*is 12 years old*

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ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
In defense of these people the YouTube comment section really is sanity damaging. I looked at it once. It felt like I was in a lovecraft story. You know, the horribly racist ones where he was writing about being afraid of finding out he wasn't 100% white only with more naked racism.

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


FilthyFrank gave himself seizures and turned into an emo asian rapper. Maxmoefo got fat and grew out of his antics it seems. H3H3 stopped doing skits and focuses on his podcast. iDubbbz still going but I feel is watered down in order to not be demonetized. anything4views always sucked and got banned from twitch.

the gang really fell apart. :sad:

Internet Comment Etiquette is still hilarious.

oh and neistat is totally gonna bankrupt himself trying to expand.

I watch too much youtube at work.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



This weird obsession with other people doing the most mundane bullshit isn’t new. Think of reality tv or Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. Why it’s now unboxing toys instead of looking at badass mansions is anyone’s guess, but it could be because the Youtube personalities draw kids in by feeling more “real” and “approachable” than today’s traditional celebrities. If you’re a goonlet who needs more social interaction and a nice guy on the screen cracks jokes and addresses his audience, including you, while engaging in something the watcher enjoys, it comes across as a (depressing) kind of substitute friendship.

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast

Collapsing Farts posted:

I love watching that adult man-child-thing in suits trying on trashy foods

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BalhiByCRTQ


It's so...earnest

Pee-wee Hermans nephew. Maybe one day he'll grow into that suit.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

yogizh posted:

Pee-wee Hermans nephew. Maybe one day he'll grow into that suit.
Let's hope it's before he gets burned out.

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


extra row of teeth posted:

but it could be because the Youtube personalities draw kids in by feeling more “real” and “approachable” than today’s traditional celebrities. If you’re a goonlet who needs more social interaction and a nice guy on the screen cracks jokes and addresses his audience, including you, while engaging in something the watcher enjoys, it comes across as a (depressing) kind of substitute friendship.

yeah this is definitely it and is what makes the YT phenomena so unhealthy. unreciprocated friendship and a hollow substitute for actual community. it’s no wonder youth antidepressant use and suicide rate is way up.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Blast of Confetti posted:

congrats you're getting old and making the same argument that everyone since the dawn of time has made

it's really weird and stupid how knee jerk a response it is to look at something younger people are doing and just immediately dislike it because it's different from your own experience.

it's not something I understood when I was younger but now that I'm feeling those same knee jerk responses about stuff younger people do it's weird because when I was younger I would have never thought I'd be that way. And I try not to be now, but it's still hard sometimes.

Lowtax posted:

It's not a generational thing, it's an age thing, and if you don't remember being younger and the stupid poo poo you liked when you were young, well then guess what, you've officially become Generic Old Person.

I'm pretty sure I'm still an idiot. The one advantage age has brought for me is the older I get, the more aware I am of the fact that while I know a decent amount of stuff there's still a whole poo poo load of things I don't know.


ToxicSlurpee posted:

In defense of these people the YouTube comment section really is sanity damaging. I looked at it once. It felt like I was in a lovecraft story. You know, the horribly racist ones where he was writing about being afraid of finding out he wasn't 100% white only with more naked racism.

Is it really so different from how the internet was 10-12 years ago? I remember when I was 20 and playing online games that people were every bit as big poo poo heads as they are now. And certainly the same was true on message boards as well.

If anything the negativity might have been even worse back then because people probably felt safer in the perceived anonymity they're granted by being on the internet. Nowadays it's much easier to doxx people who say or do awful things online.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fiddler on the Reef posted:

yeah this is definitely it and is what makes the YT phenomena so unhealthy. unreciprocated friendship and a hollow substitute for actual community. it’s no wonder youth antidepressant use and suicide rate is way up.

not to mention a lot of these people foster a hosed up sense of community when they're actually awful human beings. there was some lady that was hosting Fyre Festival 2.0 a few weeks back to try and compete with vidcon and they were so underprepared that 15 year olds that spent hundreds of bucks to fly out and attend were having heat strokes outside because the building they hosted at couldn't hold them all

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Watching Sips' journey from one of the more entertaining Youtube personalities I followed for many years to becoming a full time Twitch streamer who probably gets paid way more to play a game for 8 hours straight and read 12 year old kids' names out loud has been lovely. Although I'm sure this is better for him, it still makes me think about these guys who do this into their middle age who *must* know in the back of their heads that this poo poo isn't going to last. I hope they save enough to retire on because I can only imagine going from that to being a banker again or whatever must really fuckin suck.

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast

Lowtax posted:

Let's hope it's before he gets burned out.

With the amount of junk food he's doing the hopes are high.
Sometimes I learn something new like there is a thing called Mac n' Cheetos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSt4uMRs8dc&t=202s

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
that twink is going to be skinny up until the day he dies at 50 when the internal fat crushes his heart

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

I tend to not pass judgment until the youtuber makes one of those sobering videos where they sit in front of a camera without any makeup or lighting and talk for 45 minutes about how they're near suicidal and the hosed up things that happened in their lives. Bitch you have a cooking show where every episode ends with you fake burning down your apartment I don't care about your grandmother.

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


Terrific Accident posted:

I tend to not pass judgment until the youtuber makes one of those sobering videos where they sit in front of a camera without any makeup or lighting and talk for 45 minutes about how they're near suicidal and the hosed up things that happened in their lives. Bitch you have a cooking show where every episode ends with you fake burning down your apartment I don't care about your grandmother.

I’m still gonna be sad when Hila’s dad croaks.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Terrific Accident posted:

I tend to not pass judgment until the youtuber makes one of those sobering videos where they sit in front of a camera without any makeup or lighting and talk for 45 minutes about how they're near suicidal and the hosed up things that happened in their lives. Bitch you have a cooking show where every episode ends with you fake burning down your apartment I don't care about your grandmother.

Horror game dude I mentioned previously had a meltdown for a few vids of his separation from his fiancee because of parent drama or whatever.

The unhealthy unfriendship on youtube goes both ways sometimes

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

As an old person I decided to figure out how fortnite actually works, so I watched a video by this older guy who does like lets plays on youtube. After watching one round I stumbled onto his normal page which is just the worst kind of youtuber gaming clichés:



In the middle there where three sad looking videos where titled "Where I have been" "Where I am now" and "Soo... now what"

In the first he describes tearfully how youtubing gaming videos ruined his marriage and that his wife and him are sepperating. In the second he suddenly talks about how they figured things out by giving themselves to jesus and being reborn. In the third he shows off that on top of this he decided to get a gnarly looking hair transplant in his widow peak, which he now sports in all subsequent videos. He also talks about everything is great now that he has found jesus.

Video 1 because it's pretty pathetic and funny in a sad way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su8luWeY1lQ

All this he decides to post in the middle of stupid gaming videos, with a fanbase that is made up of literally children around 10 - 16 years at my guess. It makes me really wonder how broke brained you have to be to ruin your marriage over youtubing games to kids and how weird I find it to tell kids about this in detail. Also having such a crisis that you get reborn and a hair transplant due to playing too much is kinda funny.

E:

Terrific Accident posted:

I tend to not pass judgment until the youtuber makes one of those sobering videos where they sit in front of a camera without any makeup or lighting and talk for 45 minutes about how they're near suicidal and the hosed up things that happened in their lives. Bitch you have a cooking show where every episode ends with you fake burning down your apartment I don't care about your grandmother.

I didn't realize this is a regular thing that happens so lol

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

Slightly unrelated because Twitch instead of Youtube, but DrDisrespect decided it would be a good idea to admit to everyone on his stream that he had cheated on his wife and publicly apologize for it. A lot of these youtubers and streamers think of themselves as the product and have an unhealthy relationship with their audiences that I'll never understand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhTmrVj4YjA

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

A. Beaverhausen posted:

Horror game dude I mentioned previously had a meltdown for a few vids of his separation from his fiancee because of parent drama or whatever.

The unhealthy unfriendship on youtube goes both ways sometimes
People who weren't as familiar with the internet meltdown and go drama with poo poo a lot easier than most people on SA, because we're basically internet veterans. Perhaps even heroes, if you will.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Terrific Accident posted:

Slightly unrelated because Twitch instead of Youtube, but DrDisrespect decided it would be a good idea to admit to everyone on his stream that he had cheated on his wife and publicly apologize for it. A lot of these youtubers and streamers think of themselves as the product and have an unhealthy relationship with their audiences that I'll never understand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhTmrVj4YjA
Hahahahahaha aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
ty for your service, lowtax

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Sounds like these folks just need to invest in a little something called self-care, mmmkay?

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

Son of Rodney posted:

All this he decides to post in the middle of stupid gaming videos, with a fanbase that is made up of literally children around 10 - 16 years at my guess. It makes me really wonder how broke brained you have to be to ruin your marriage over youtubing games to kids and how weird I find it to tell kids about this in detail. Also having such a crisis that you get reborn and a hair transplant due to playing too much is kinda funny.

The social media age has made people confuse being "real" and "true" with making every facet of your life completely public and not knowing what to keep for yourself. People's personas are bleeding into their personal lives, and vice versa, and it's causing all kinds of hell on both ends. There are just certain things that you should keep contained to yourself and your loved ones, but youtube and twitter and all these platforms thrive on the sort of weird parasocial relationships people have with these creator types, who then mine their own illness to deepen the relationship and spread their following. It's like camming except instead of exposing your junk you expose how you cheated on your wife and yelled slurs at Alexa

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
What if these people like, I dunno, volunteered a few hours a week or audited a class in a subjected that interested them instead of whining about how empty and vain their lives are?

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
The "Blue spiderman and Elsa make a toy surprise birthday party" industry is harsh, and these kids just don't have what it takes.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

It ain't easy streaming fortnite while yelling slurs

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Three Olives posted:

What if these people like, I dunno, volunteered a few hours a week or audited a class in a subjected that interested them instead of whining about how empty and vain their lives are?

turn on your monitor

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

How is burnout even a thing? Just walk away from your camera. It sucks that these guys aren't allowed to take breaks because YouTube's algorithms will screw them over but it's way better than most anything else they could be doing.

I don't like pulling out the "Get a real job" cliche but I think anyone feeling burnt out from making videos should do some manual labor for a couple months. That would give them a renewed zeal for making videos for a living.

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
I'm going to start a relief fund for paparazzi, who have been put out of work by the modern celebrity's willingness to air even their most private thoughts in videos like "TOP 19 FAILS I COMMITTED IN MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE, WHO I CHERISHED AND CONTINUE TO CHERISH DESPITE THE PREVAILING ALLEGATIONS"

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Terrific Accident posted:

Slightly unrelated because Twitch instead of Youtube, but DrDisrespect decided it would be a good idea to admit to everyone on his stream that he had cheated on his wife and publicly apologize for it. A lot of these youtubers and streamers think of themselves as the product and have an unhealthy relationship with their audiences that I'll never understand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhTmrVj4YjA

it was a good idea. he got shitloads of press and managed to pull in tons of viewers/subscribers. he actually figured out a way to take a vacation, something most streamers are too afraid to do because of a complete lack of "job" security

sucessful streamers/tubers are extremely calculating, they know their life is basically a reality show and there's no way this was meant to be an actual apology.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
I'm mentally chill.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
dude figured out a way to monetize cheating on his wife. what a world

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Blast of Confetti posted:

ty for your service, lowtax

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

little munchkin posted:

dude figured out a way to monetize cheating on his wife. what a world

SMASH that like and subscribe button if you want to see more videos of me getting snot all in my mustache as I describe in vivid detail the acts I committed with people who aren't my beautiful and forgiving(?) wife, love you tater please come home

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

This is why lowtax stopped doing LPs.

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


little munchkin posted:

dude figured out a way to monetize cheating on his wife. what a world

yeah boogie pretty much monitized his divorce even if he doesn’t see it that way. god drat.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Wait, boogie the fatman got divorced from the woman who in a completely different league than him?

The hell is he gonna do now??

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013

little munchkin posted:

dude figured out a way to monetize cheating on his wife. what a world

Wait he cheated on his wife? I thought it was the other way around

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

The part that makes me mental is how none of them can talk for > 1 minute without loving it up and having to do a quick cut. They're not even good at the lazy rear end job they've signed themselves up for.

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

There's a youtube streamer I like quite a bit who does sim racing. Couple weeks ago he crashed his virtual car during an endurance event, became extremely emotional, and wandered off camera for 30 minutes while mods and viewers assured him everything would be ok and that they still loved him. People who made fun on him were summarily executed and he returned to apologize to everyone for his performance and how much the support of the community means to him when driving his cars made out of pixels. I went back through his youtube video history and yeeeep there's a video detailing his extremely hosed up mental state and near suicidal tendencies

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Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


Zzulu posted:

Wait, boogie the fatman got divorced from the woman who in a completely different league than him?

The hell is he gonna do now??

he’s banging even younger and better looking tinder chicks who recognize him lol. and breaking his arm. and I think his weight loss has plateaued.

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