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This is where we are as a society. This is what we've become. No, not just an epic obituary. This is an epic viral obituary. How long do you think we have before we return to communicating like cavemen again, by solely using emojis? Or perhaps I'm overreacting due to my intense and passionate loathing of the internet in general, and the dumbed down, narrowed lexicon of cliches it has driven us to. I ended a sentence with a proposition there and I give no gently caress because this is about epic viral obituaries for the win.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:35 |
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Lowtax posted:This is where we are as a society. This is what we've become. No, not just an epic obituary. This is an epic viral obituary. How long do you think we have before we return to communicating like cavemen again, by solely using emojis? The internet was a mistake, burn it all down
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:37 |
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Should read "epic cancer obituary." I loving love science
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:37 |
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house of the dad posted:Should read "epic cancer obituary." I loving love science That would only be appropriate if he was dying from a virus.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:38 |
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we've reached peak internet
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:41 |
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He also wrote it 100% himself That kid’s name? Abert Einstein.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:41 |
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They should use a more appropriate phrase like "empathy porn".
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:41 |
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cancer virus ftw, definitely
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:42 |
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Cancer kid has wowed the nation by dying a premature and tragic death
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:43 |
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Cancer and he melted his own heart? this boy is certainly le epic!!!
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:45 |
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This was my favourite episode of Little Big Shots
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:46 |
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buy our t-shirts to show ur support for the kid or whatever! paypal, mastercard, solo, and switch accepted!
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:47 |
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One dead kid's weird secret to writing epic obituaries - Website owners HATE him!
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:47 |
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BREAKING NEWS: Babby epically pwnd by mortality; is "sum n00b xD", according to inside sources. More updates after weather and e-sports.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:50 |
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I don't want to be remembered by the measure of my character, nor my accomplishments, no... I want people to remember me via a crudely cropped still from some popular movie franchise with a misattributed quote emblazoned across it in impact font
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:56 |
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get in and get out early, well done dead kid
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:56 |
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Thoughts and prayers
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:58 |
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 22:02 |
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hm maybe if more kids died i would feel even better.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 22:09 |
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Devils Affricate posted:One dead kid's weird secret to writing epic obituaries - Website owners HATE him!
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 22:12 |
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house of the dad posted:Should read "epic cancer obituary." I loving love science Taxman, please do the needful and change my username to "epic cancer obituary"
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 22:17 |
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Well, you got your five minutes of fame alright
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 22:19 |
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Jesus, kid isn't even original. http://obit.carnesfuneralhome.com/leslie-ray-charping e: lmao there's a flash flood watch and severe thunderstorms in the forecast, those bounce houses will bring him plenty of company in valhalla tomorrow. shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Jul 13, 2018 |
# ? Jul 13, 2018 22:25 |
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I am simultaneously conflicted between the personal good SA has done for me and the cancer that the internet in general has manifested for mankind at large
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 22:27 |
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shame on an IGA posted:Jesus, kid isn't even original. You have the best username on this website
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 22:28 |
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joke's on him. death is the end. oblivion. he won't see anything ever
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 22:31 |
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Can’t wait for the Facebook masses to stop giving a gently caress about this kid and forget about the whole thing like Kony 2012
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 22:31 |
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gbs but from 2004 posted:Can’t wait for the Facebook masses to stop giving a gently caress about this kid and forget about the whole thing like Kony 2012 It was worth it for the guy flipping out and jacking off in a parking lot
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 22:32 |
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All it's missing is a 99% post of you won't re-post this, but 1% of you will.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 22:34 |
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Posting #KONY2012 all over facebook is my favorite new years day tradition
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 22:35 |
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You can pretty much post this in every thread on our forums
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 22:35 |
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Epic Malignant Obituary
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 22:36 |
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 22:39 |
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one of the most brutal self owns I've ever seen irl is a gravestone in Columbia SC with a PSX controller carved onto it. not even a dual shock.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 22:42 |
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shame on an IGA posted:one of the most brutal self owns I've ever seen irl is a gravestone in Columbia SC with a PSX controller carved onto it.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 23:31 |
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Lowtax posted:drat, this dead and embalmed guy would hate that poo poo
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 23:33 |
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Lowtax posted:This is where we are as a society. This is what we've become. No, not just an epic obituary. This is an epic viral obituary. How long do you think we have before we return to communicating like cavemen again, by solely using emojis? wow what a heartwarming take on a small child dying of cancer. i'm glad the media is there to let us see the silver lining in everything, even things that are objectively awful and examples of why the universe is cruel and uncaring.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 23:37 |
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shame on an IGA posted:Jesus, kid isn't even original. this child knows not the fires of war, and valhalla will turn him away at the gates. but this vain viral video does qualify him for the third circle of hell, where devils wearing crude caricature masks of his face will taunt him as he's forced to watch them reenact this video for all eternity e: they'll probably read the youtube comments to him as well. truly a fate worse than death. rein in your vices Fur20 fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Jul 13, 2018 |
# ? Jul 13, 2018 23:38 |
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Lowtax posted:drat, this dead and embalmed guy would hate that poo poo lmao, how else are they gonna afford the funeral?
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 23:41 |
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Lowtax posted:When I die please pose me in a way that I am advertising miscellaneous products, from beyond the grave.
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