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ate all the Oreos posted:Here we go, "It's Lit: A Guide to What Teens Think is Cool": I already laughed at "google a piss"
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TheMostFrench posted:https://www.facebook.com/7NewsBrisbane/videos/2037409999605175/ You're right; they should cost more. (Although I use a cotton bag [also sold to me by a major grocer] for shopping and one of those reusable plastic bags for carrying firewood in the Winter because those fuckers are tough.)
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Halser posted:well as long as you don't consider it overtime then you're a good employee That's fine until the tax man gets hold of your key card log in an audit and sends you a loving bill for all the extra hours you haven't paid taxes for at the going rate. (They don't give a poo poo if you haven't actually gotten paid for said hours.) (Maybe in the US the revenue service doesn't have access to such logs? IDK.)
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Aug 1, 2018 14:19
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But was there delicious contraband Oltermanni? e: Why isn't there a Border Security: Australia's Front Line style show about the Russian border where instead of every episode being 80% Chinese old ladies smuggling 40 kg of plant diseases hidden in their shoes and 20% coked-up New Zealanders, it's 100% people from St. Petersburg trying to smuggle in Finnish cheeses? 3D Megadoodoo has issued a correction as of 14:58 on Aug 6, 2018 |
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Rutibex posted:Border Security: Turkey Cluck cluck cluck you said you understood the questions and yet you failed to declare this dead body full of cocaine cluck cluck cluck!
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Aug 6, 2018 16:47
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Platystemon posted:That’s not Comic Sans. Not only that but it's not even close.
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Aug 8, 2018 09:58
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Petition to have all the knock-off fonts re-named to things like "I can't believe it's not Times New Roman!", "Arial? It's not!", "Could this be Bodoni?", etc.
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Aug 8, 2018 10:04
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Dave Concepcion posted:the us won more or less every actual military battle in the vietnam war, still lost though What's it called when you manage to do worse than Pyrrhos?
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Aug 9, 2018 09:16
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Fried Watermelon posted:For those complaining about DRM on digital books:
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Aug 9, 2018 22:03
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poopnanners posted:i sleep on my hoarded wealth like a dragon Are Funko Pops soft?
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Aug 11, 2018 18:52
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DrPossum posted:I'd just be happy a landlord had died My landlord died and I had to move out because he had three children so the estate sold the place off.
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Aug 11, 2018 19:57
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COMRADES posted:Isn't Australia letting a bunch of migrants drown in the ocean and then fishing bodies out while the gov't goes "see we are tough on immigration?" Oh no I thought they just sent them to concentration camps to die of starvation 
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Aug 16, 2018 21:51
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Memento posted:As long as you can carve it off a vertical rotisserie, and layer it on top of thick-cut fries with garlic, bbq and chili sauce on top, who cares what you call it. BBQ sauce? You call it American and throw it in the garbage bin 
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Aug 22, 2018 07:48
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Memento posted:oh you sad simple Finn Look the Iraqis make it I just eat it.
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Aug 22, 2018 08:00
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Zzulu posted:Is there any food in America that is good? No.
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kecske posted:it's so you can't see the flat edges of the earth you stupid sheeple Flat?   the earth is flat like a Dr. Oetker but also round like a Dr. Oetker and the edges are round and fluffy like a Dr. Oetker Rustica Pepperoni Calabrese.
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EvilJoven posted:The world is also garbage like Dr Oetker I think we need another Hyper War here.
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Dabir posted:Depression, the suicide was probably triggered by Valve tradebanning him with $200k worth of stuff in his account. Supposedly he drove through a school fence that had a sign saying "STEAM" on it before the crash. Technically, murder-suicide.
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Former DILF posted:Eat my poo poo you bloomy bergin sack of garbage But... they're right? Capitalism isn't working right. 
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ate all the Oreos posted:As I said, capitalism is working completely fine and as designed. I don't know about that. We have a huge demand for guillotines but where's the supply?
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Moridin920 posted:Regular brain: capitalism is the best possible way Time cube multiverse brain: a truly free market will inevitably lead to organized labour, the opposition of which is inherent in extant, misguided, doomed capitalism
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Fight, fight always samey.
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Aug 28, 2018 09:00
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Danaru posted:Banky gets famous for painting a dude throwing a bouquet of flowers instead of a molotov, but when I spray "More like Wal-Fart" on the side of the hospital all I get is arrested the government is bad "I FARDED AND SHIDDED AND CAPITALISM IS BAD"
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Aug 29, 2018 17:29
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Kullik posted:i read the word "bonking" and assumed this had to be british, then i noticed the $ signs. That's absolutely fuckers.
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Aug 30, 2018 11:17
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Piss is stored in the slippers.
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Aug 31, 2018 09:39
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Smackdillion posted:Tattoos are an easy way of seeing who is incapable of forethought. It makes good sense that police officers would be sleeved up. Ugly tattoos cost a lot of money so you know anyone with ink like that is a loving bougie
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Sep 1, 2018 16:02
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If you get a tattoo and then have it removed, it is de facto a temporary tattoo like the ones you got from A-Team bubble gum packets or something, only it cost hundreds if not thousands to both make and remove. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Did you get a mr T tat? I think I had one of the van and then my mum scrubbed it off.
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Sep 1, 2018 20:36
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Fuckin riches need to learn when to let go of poo poo they don't need So I know what a big G means in Finland but what's it mean here? 
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ate all the Oreos posted:Shorthand for "Grand", another term for a thousand dollars  Former DILF posted:you'll also notice he's dropped the G in "dropping" 
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Inept posted:Speaking of the homeless, the capitalist solution to people sleeping on benches The average-sized American can't sit on one of those
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Sep 9, 2018 10:47
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Filthy Hans posted:what the gently caress is an "influencer" When you feel like poo poo for days and your nose runs and you have a fever and you feel cold and hot at the same time.
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:Bezos has some real lazy eye in that picture. Those pupils are not looking at the same thing. His appearance is one of the least disgusting things about him tho.
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This would be accurate in a world where all people get paid living wages.
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I like buying huge-rear end collectors' editions of games when they're 30€ cheaper than the regular edition because the huge-rear end boxes take up hell of space
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qkkl posted:It's probably more environmentally friendly to just throw out these batteries rather than recharge them, similar to how it is more environmentally friendly to throw out plastic bags than to recycle them. 
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Oct 9, 2018 10:38
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Well sorry I'm not rich like you so I could buy the more expensive edition that doesn't come with all the garbage.
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Larry Parrish posted:its really not a very clean system to reprocess plastics but of course the ideal is to just either not wrap everything ever in plastic or at least make the bags useful durable ones people won't throw away or tear open immediately Charging a battery (at the factory), using it, and then throwing it away is definitely not more environmentally friendly than charging a battery, using it, recharging it (at home), using it, recharging it, using it, recharging it [repeat based on life of battery], and then throwing it away. The plastic bag analogy is... not analogous.
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Nuevo posted:I mean, the downside to the otherwise So they'll stop being very ugly? Great!
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idea of killing the rich is that a loving huge amount of the "capital" that keeps things "working" at this point is completely made up bullshit, and as soon as all the Wall Street fat cats are bereft of heads, people stop believing it exists and things get a little ugly.