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Shame Boy posted:Can't wait for complimentary phone chargers and power sockets at coffee shops and airports and other public places to no longer be a thing because these fucks need to steal every possible resource ever anywhere so they can make negative eight hundred seventy dollars or whatever. *Fire hazard and electrical overloading intensifies*
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2021 15:38 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 06:55 |
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Good thing I'm never drinking coke again ever since it was reformulated to a sucralose abomination over here in Singapore
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 05:27 |
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Hmm no accidents will ever happen in a claustrophobic tunnel with next to no egress
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 08:06 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:you'd have to be a real sociopath to look outside the window, see a foot of water covering the street and decide "im going to order grubhub" How long before any delivery stops showing up in any reasonable time frame because open biddener
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2021 04:23 |
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DrManiac posted:lol the matrix is literally a better apocalypse than the climate one we’re getting. I'm more ever convinced machines would run us better than the current capitalist-chud-lib world order
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2021 14:36 |
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If I have access to an all-powerful and accurate simulation it will keep me entertained for 100 years at least before I needed a memory wipe
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2021 11:57 |
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Will synergistic crypto cloud machine learning AI IoT big data fintech analytics save us
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2021 12:09 |
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Surprise, boomers in other countries are also entitled sacks of poo poo
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2021 07:54 |
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Probably like crap in a blind tasting
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2021 14:05 |
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So we just replace the original experienced guy who left because he didn't got a raise with a new guy that is worse and costs more anyway, this system is clearly efficient
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2021 13:19 |
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I already have bosses taking on loss making projects just to pad their resumes
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2021 16:53 |
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Anyway whats the story with the family poop jeans bit
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2021 09:45 |
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Ardent Communist posted:pretty much my favourite day working at a job is the day i quit. immediately you get all the hand in the relationship, and they start begging you, "oh we can give the same days off every week" or "we were just about to offer you a promotion" hahaha. "you look somebody who was born yesterday!"
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2021 17:30 |
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economics: the science of making tautological or unfalsifiable statements
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2021 09:32 |
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raise the rent duh
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 00:45 |
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Shame Boy posted:Everyone who works for anything ever has to get a background check. Hell you have to get a background check to even rent an apartment. It's one of the fun invisible ways we cut off all possible opportunities from minorities. always be projecting to china
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 03:28 |
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Shame Boy posted:I remember reading that if you score high enough on the social credit score you get free/discounted healthcare services so actually ours is worse. In Singapore I like how you are legally allowed to declare a crime-free history for misdemeanors after some time when specifically asked, but not for "charged in a court of law" during the hiring process Yup, no discrimination happening at all
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 03:41 |
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i am harry posted:How we decided to launder money, pt. 154 good thing there isn't any real enforcement
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2021 07:14 |
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quote:This is the new normal. All brought to you by the ‘experts’ running our supply chains. Why is this guy so against the marketplace of ideas
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 08:29 |
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Orange Devil posted:Maersk posting record profits. Turns out the container shortage is amazing when you own the containers. It owns when those are rookie numbers versus grifters It owns even harder when the effective lowest pay rate for ship crew might not even hit $3/hr
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 12:57 |
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I thought twice before I got my two 60 cent Ikea dinner plates
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2021 12:26 |
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have they tried blaming china instead of the actual policymakers they voted for in a lib democracy they wanted
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2021 01:04 |
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dude making rational decisions over the lack of monetary incentives is communism, we can't have any of that in the free world
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2021 01:14 |
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The Oldest Man posted:She was constantly thinking about giving people a raise and then not doing it for self-gratification purposes so she's just your average lib politician of how hard I'm doing X by not doing X
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2021 01:39 |
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hatty posted:I’d allow hospitals to sell tickets to my surgery if it brought my medical bills down tbh "Now we shall begin our negative demonstration"
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2021 04:11 |
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F-35: Redefining Affordable
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2021 10:37 |
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Dustcat posted:it's high time we modernized our f-35s, those things are really creaking along If we don't spend another trillion or so how else would we defend these planes from nefarious all-powerful seeseepee crickets
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2021 14:11 |
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How does that even make any sense
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2021 10:18 |
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Professor Shark posted:I’m aiming for wooden box but know my family will have to settle for cardboard
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2021 11:52 |
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how much of Youtube would be left if all content with fuckface thumbnails were gone
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2021 02:43 |
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Cringe is the main export of white people
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2021 06:40 |
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Socialism sucks *describes capitalism*
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2021 08:30 |
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$5.70 per cupcake gets me a big mac meal here
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2021 05:19 |
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"our life expectancy will drop like a rock but it's worth it for the Dow to be always at record highs!"
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2021 10:20 |
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Item Getter posted:Just dropping in to say that the Starbucks "inspiring moment" thing reminds me of years ago in a Starbucks when I overheard some middle manager unironically using sentences like "That moment was the beginning of my Coffee Journey". the worst part of corporatese is some genuinely believe in it
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2021 11:47 |
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"This is" is a weird way to spell "We are"
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2021 21:58 |
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Fame Douglas posted:Wirecutter should be boycotted for their terrible recommendations designed to drive referral link clicks in the first place. its almost like america is an onion made of infinite layers of bad
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2021 06:08 |
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Edmund Sparkler posted:That looks like jail food. Probly just a coincidence tho. in asia, food vendors have driven out of business in short order for much more
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2021 11:46 |
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I'll give it one year tops
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2021 07:04 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 06:55 |
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gently caress Santas
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2021 14:46 |