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Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
He's not a 'prescriptivist' he's just Finnish

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Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Antonymous posted:

white americans of all stripes think foreign white people talking about america can somehow see the truth. Especially english men.

the thing is english men will never advocate for socialism, which is maybe why they are implicitly trusted

edit: the trick words best on liberals tho.

what

they just don't put the socialist 'english men' on tv dumbass

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Epic High Five posted:

Potatoes are far healthier than rice in every way, but so are most things.

why?

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Grimey Drawer

ContinuityNewTimes posted:

I have the proud distinction of being the first person in my immediate family not to go to uni and for some reason I've always had poo poo jobs and earn laughable money

At the blowjob factory

:hai:

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

ContinuityNewTimes posted:

Slightly surprised to learn cspam is just yospos wearing an ushanka.

really?

worst loving thing about the place really. Did poster give a gently caress about politics before 2016? If NO = yospos poster detected exterminate EXTERMINATE

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

sheltered posted:

loving friend of the family questioning an impossible existence

well then

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Skippy McPants posted:

Feels like only a few years ago that we had edgy comedy skits about commercializing mass shootings.

Eighties Cyberpunk was way too optimistic about the future.

we all knew we were on a downward trajectory but no one predicted it would get progressively steeper

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Milo and POTUS posted:

I don't blame anyone who leaves don't let people guilt trip you for it

all true but it's still darkly funny that people think everyone is able to just move. Like, it's really obvious some people don't realise how lucky they are, or if it's pure hard work, they don't realise they've already won the rat race. I think the ones that can move but don't are actually the more annoying. Like I know a few people here in the UK that rightly hate it, have lots of money and skills, but absolutely refuse to get out. I wish they'd just give me all their money if they don't want to actually take advantage of it.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Failed Imagineer posted:

I'm not saying that, just that I'd be surprised if people stopped going to strip clubs at a certain age.

Beats me though, I'm nearly 40 and have never been to a strip club so maybe I missed the titty window

i think some people have been on ssris for so long they've forgot that you can still be horny over 30

not a judgement, just noting that ssris have real bad side effects

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Thats what you get for not making freespace 3 (3space)

Thats what you get!!!

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
Too much yospos

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
not sure but i suspect its a gem of wisdom from one of the various doom threads

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Paladinus posted:

You can melt calcium, so it's not entirely incorrect. You probably won't be able to do that in a regular kitchen stove or a microwave, though.

E: This one is funnier
https://twitter.com/jsamditis/status/1706700152424075611

that's great, thanks

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
it's desperately trying to kill all life on the planet its just not very good at that either

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Blockade posted:

Math and science are cool and good actually

Artists may wonder what the utility of another proof of pythagorean theorem is, or what is the value of pondering the stars, and the answer is its a beautiful thing you can think about and broaden your understanding of the world

Not going to pretend to extend this to engineers tho

i think pondering things is part of being an artist so...? Like it's not the artists constantly dismissing other peoples fields of expertise. The punching is only ever one way.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
things artists don't care about: things around them, fruit, space, the human form, sunsets, the natural world, dog running through wheat field, birds, trams, conceptions of the abstract, werewolves

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Coolness Averted posted:

they're the people I commission to draw my OC doing filthy things to Sonic the hedgehog

the robots will do that for you for a small subscription fee. If you pay more sonic will have the correct number of limbs and eyes.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

3D Megadoodoo posted:

We have historic proof that if people don't have to work, they won't.

righhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
from what i can tell Americans just have hosed up bodies and are constantly spraying liquid poo poo everywhere

i don't think it was the McDonalds

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Shame Boy posted:

My favorite example of this is their fuckin' like, Ethics 101 understanding of utilitarianism, where the answer to the thought experiment "is it better to have [some impossibly huge but finite number of people] get briefly inconvenienced by dust in their eyes, or to torture one man horribly for 50 years straight", which they think is so obviously the second one that if you don't agree you must just be stupid.

Also they originally phrased the part I put in brackets as like, "3↑↑↑3 people" or something similar using Knuth's up-arrow notation for describing very large numbers, because making sure everyone knows they are Very Smart Boys that read a wikipedia article on Knuth's up-arrow notation once is far more important than having a clear and well-defined premise for your thought experiment.

Left brain dominant people should be killed

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

tokin opposition posted:

All of you are old I graduated high school in 2014

your posts are those of a baby, yes

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

tokin opposition posted:

Yeah, especially given how stupid enlisted people are (full offense to Proust Malone) I'm amazed they let them buff floors

Wow, classism

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Subjunctive posted:

my younger sister was a model and worked in a restaurant as a server at the time and if she could have converted gross comments into nickels she’d be retired in Monaco

my hot model sister

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
what the gently caress is a botox party?

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

3D Megadoodoo posted:

The doctor told me I had the cleanest colon he'd ever seen. Thanks for reading.

You post regularly

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

tokin opposition posted:

The average goon is old enough to get Medicare what would you expect

we're all sorry for the concept of time but if it makes you feel better we all pay for it in the end

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Rauros posted:

my gently caress buddy gained a bunch of weight from his tech job

gosh

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Stealing an animal from nature is just another word for domestication

that is the aim yes

nature was only going to kill the animal in some horrific drawn out way

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Koishi Komeiji posted:

People keep saying they're poor and starving but I'm neither poor nor starving so they must have some kind of mental disease. Should probably get that poo poo checked out guy :smug:

ah yes, the doomsday economy thread

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Line Feed posted:

wtf people have 5k in their bank accounts? That's a rich person to me lmao

thats enough for two luxury European bikes. Premium consumption time.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

tokin opposition posted:

Milk is also really bad environmentally, and if you have a pet really not acceptable if you wouldn't constantly rape your dog and eat the puppies.

Yep this was a tokin opposition post

Frame it

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

tokin opposition posted:

Eating meat causes cancer

Wait till you learn how dangerous oxygen is

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
lol at "don't be a hero"

being a hero here meaning 'refuse to treat people like human beings'

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Seen on Bluesky: the latest in employee wellness!




Note the generous kneeroom, thick padding on the seat, and comfortable seat angle.

From the company website https://www.mycabana.health/pods

I wonder why people would buy this thing?


Oh.

if people don't destroy these things then everyone deserves this poo poo world

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I think Germany made the correct call on the "yeah it's just illegal to use that symbol on any product" line, because I guess graphic designers are just really loving stupid sometimes.

they just need to ask Finland for one of those 'no our swastikas are actually fine' vouchers

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

brap posted:

you can extend the fridge life of your produce a lot if you know proper storage methods. some veggies like to be airtight in jars, maybe with a bit of paper towel to wick up moisture, others like to be wrapped loosely in foil to breathe, and so on

i was with you until i had to remember a second type of preservation method and then i was out sorry

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Anime is real; I've seent it*. But since it's real it can and should be destroyed.

*) I didn't know it was "anime" at the time. I just thought "wow why do they let people who have no idea how to draw human beings make cartoons?!?!? ARE THOSE NOSES :confused:"

Fin

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Zodium posted:

yep. seems like a skill issue.

my one weakness is being a talentless idiot

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Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
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tokin opposition posted:

I graduated high school in 2014 y'all are old

that is how time works yes

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