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Hey fred, jts the rhyming thread And the only rule is, dont sit on your head! Haha, the only rule is you have to rhyme, at least sometimes. |
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Boom now skipping down the side walk Oh look theres a piece of chalk Gonna draw dickbutt, so what ---------------- |
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Jul 14, 2018 07:14
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Yo, look ima writing a post Boom, shook now I'm eating some toast You're scared sucka ---------------- |
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Jul 14, 2018 07:17
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Cats, cats, cats. Always pet cats Never take bats to cats Cats are friends Dont mistake cats for rats Rats arent friends Like cats are What about hens? Am I still rhyming I guess that's the end ---------------- |
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Jul 14, 2018 07:20
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Did you know rhyming is symptom of The mania stage of manic depression Which is an expression To say, you rhyme really easily You're also very aroused I hope this helps somehow Make sure to take lithium Don't be a bum ---------------- |
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Jul 14, 2018 07:25
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Cat but King tut zhvut zhvut zhvut |
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Jul 14, 2018 10:04
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We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange... |
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Jul 14, 2018 14:50
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Oranges are great vitamin C you see, dont go out into the sea, without some C, Or else. ---------------- |
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Jul 14, 2018 15:09
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I could really go for some dill.. I could kill several seal for some dill I would rob cheat and steal for some dill I dont want a whole meal, just a sammy with dill ---------------- |
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Jul 14, 2018 15:18
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alnilam posted:We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange... Oh look! A door hinge! |
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Jul 14, 2018 18:25
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alnilam posted:We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange... if you can't find an orange have a nice citrus lozenge
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Jul 14, 2018 23:42
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I’m not a fan of rants but I do like me some tants |
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Jul 15, 2018 08:27
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i'm here to post with my name, because it seems kinda germane |
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Jul 15, 2018 18:26
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Lizard Wizard posted:i'm here to post with my name, because it seems kinda germane 
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Jul 15, 2018 23:18
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Ticky tacky goo all over my shoe. My moms gonna flip when she sees this giant rip. Tony takes a taco from his buddy Paco, and we all take a swim with ol' wrinkly Jim. |
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Jul 16, 2018 06:49
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alnilam posted:We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange... or we could avoid the sea and instead climb mount Blorenge |
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Jul 16, 2018 09:43
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DavidAlltheTime posted:Ticky tacky goo Who's lately gotten slim Wonder what's up with him Wonder if its the parasites? ---------------- |
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Jul 16, 2018 16:18
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Writing a post, eating some toast. |
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Jul 16, 2018 18:47
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Amateur Saboteur posted:Rats arent friends Your secret rat mission should you choose to accept it's a brand new vision and it's gonna be def First: get those rats out shoppin get their clothes lookin fly little rat collars poppin so fresh they could die Then get 'em to the club turn them boys into legends all the girl rats in love all them boy rats be jealous The last step involved: let 'em do what they do 'cause your problems are solved when they cuddle with you |
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Jul 16, 2018 22:58
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artoke posted:Your secret rat mission  , that was cleanDont go whack on your remote, you saw that right me rhyming with the emote, and it was real tight And I'll slide you a cool c-note, for opening my eye On how rat were actually friends, the entire time ---------------- |
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Jul 17, 2018 06:42
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You're a real rad dude and your rhyming is fly so I won't cop a 'tude I could learn form this guy my rhymes my be crude but I'll give it a try first I'll get in the mood gonna real high! now I'm lookin' for food and some drops for my eye or maybe chillin' in the nude in my bedroom (a sty) but don't be rude I'm just tryin' to get by with my playlist queued staring up at the sky |
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Jul 17, 2018 17:03
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Got caught in a rhyme scheme smoke pot 'til my lungs green couch lock get my bong clean won't stop 'til it's pristine on top of this whole scene go shop get some protien pork chops for my whole team then shots and I'm dreaming I'm not good at drinking |
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Jul 17, 2018 17:28
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On a side note, I don't know when to end a rhyme do I put it to a vote, or would that take too much time? |
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Jul 17, 2018 17:35
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artoke posted:You're a real rad dude I'd say your rhyme scheme is developing Well Trying to rhyme every time can be a circle of hell, but You cant lose your nut You just have to strut out Wiggle your butt out That's all that freestylins bout Just do whatever you like Ride any color of bike Do any kind of a scheme Change it up when you feel like You can always return And just rhyme the next line of sound byte ---------------- |
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Jul 17, 2018 18:24
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lets talk about ORANGES |
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Jul 18, 2018 02:56
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Hemingway To Go! posted:lets talk about ORANGES You talk bout oranges But rap bout flooranges Rollin on the flo Like a cheap rear end ho Better wash before u eat Floorange is a badass treat
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Jul 18, 2018 05:22
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Hemingway To Go! posted:lets talk about ORANGES Not fluent in this Knock knock who is it? Frog that goes rebbit? Naw it's just oranges Take trips to Florence in The spring but dont garnish them ESPECIALLY NOT WITH ORANGES ---------------- |
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Jul 18, 2018 17:58
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There once and a man from Nantucket He wanted to sell his nectar but He was set upon he several lawyers carrying bucket Serving him papers up the butt Saying cease and desister Oh you better mister We will sue your dang balls off with haste Trying to use an obvious copyright entity, the nerve, namaste ---------------- |
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Jul 18, 2018 18:08
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Thieving marbles is a most serious crime Done across states lines, well that's federal time In jail they never ever serve key lime pies In jail you never see big blue skies In jail! Well you certainly want to avoid that Just give those marbles back, place them in my sack And you'll be right back on track to jesus's warm glow you know so dont be slow GIMME THE MARB ---------------- |
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Jul 18, 2018 18:15
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Bacon Taco posted:You talk bout oranges Maaan I cannot stand when the cheap hoes get all dirty on the floes, and I gotta warsh em ooof, That stuff is boring But big ups to floorange I can eat those all day Watch invader zim Go visit McDonalds play place, Take a lil swim Get arrested, I swear I'm a kid too Well just shoot me then SHOOT ME What you gon do? *is shot* ---------------- |
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Jul 18, 2018 18:22
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Amateur Saboteur posted:Getting extra high is the number one rule, but you've nailed that one buddy and it's working real cool, So you are saying I'm too rigid well i guess that is true so lets try loosening up we'll see how i do the shifts seem abrupt but it can't be that bad already breaking scheme this IS pretty rad now I just need a theme to start rhyming about so let's see what could it be probably something simple or right in front of me could rhyme about a dimple one on each cheek or maybe about the strong and their relation to the weak could rhyme about the grass or where the land meats the sea all of these options are overwhelming to me so I'll stick with what I know and rhyme about weed It's amazing what can grow from just a tiny seed and what places I can go now that my rhyming is freed thanks Amateur Saboteur for helping a rhymer in need |
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Jul 18, 2018 18:36
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artoke posted:"dope as slime" rhymes Are byob gonna let him reign supreme in this thread with no contest? Gonna let him win like Charlie Sheen with a coke hit? Remember the sweet crocheting lady with the cool knits? Remember the black guy from Holes the movie named armpit? Remember blues clues swapped out steve with that other guy Remember when the game used LA to replace a butterfly? Member those nights it was cold and lonely and you wanna die? Haha no those never happen, that was a lie... ---------------- |
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Jul 19, 2018 20:39
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Those nights can be rough and I feel you, man we're all tryin' to get by the best we can but when times are tough just rhyme through that pain get your thoughts into words and out of your brain and don't forget it's not a contest but for making this thread you really are the best! |
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Jul 19, 2018 21:11
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Broke up but girlies in my phone I feel like ceaser and its rome I feel like king I guess im Kong And yes am smoking on the strong No I dont have to mow the lawn I'm more a bully than a fawn I'm more fern gully than mulan I am more sully than denzel from flight You haters say goodnight I am the dark knight Yall some jokers I am just a smoker Got like 6 dogs playing poker Yeah. ---------------- |
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Jul 19, 2018 21:37
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goin' hard on that liquor straight no mixer and i'm postin' like i don't even care 'bout a sixer if my high is runnin' out i ain't even gonna pout just fire up my bowl, yeah that's what i'm about i'm a party of one and my day's not done but i'm sure i'll pass out before i can see the sun but for now i'm straight up baked up and my smile might be fake, but i'll make up for all of this tomorrow if the hangover don't kill me i'll pay back what i have borrowed and when i face sobriety its back to that same sorrow and i'm not dead yet but it's probably not too far though |
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Jul 19, 2018 21:57
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Dutchy got me in a twist Blow it out, like a dragon i breath mist Kushy always seem to got me in the midst I stepped it up now got Fitbit on my wrist Ammy sabby baby always so stylish Doodies bite u yeah they really are like fish Your womens pretty and uh, may I say delish? Xbox xbox xbox Let's rock Sign in.... about to go wind in Sign in, yeah im about to unwind I never cosign Unless they skill like mines I really got these honies buzzing like bee hives Im aw shucks and no jive I gotta hop on that live Leaderboards, I gotta climb Hop up the ladder Prove I am the badder prove i am the baddest I'm not playing tetris I'm big monster lochness ness ness My chrome houndz you, I zero you out drop you in a ditch, perfect dark Owning crews like little sardines to shark A walk in the park buddy Let's get back to these sticks son Just dumping on your thread man Off with his head man ---------------- |
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Jul 20, 2018 01:33
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i refuse to spend enough time making a post to ever post in threads similar to this one
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Jul 20, 2018 04:30
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I step through yo hood like it aint no hassle Roll deep like Alfred in Cainhurst Castle Takin your bricks, my kimber the vassal Timber your towers like Fawlty Basil |
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Jul 20, 2018 17:02
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B Y O Bee Is a place for you and me When I post with my yobber friends It's a glorious day that never ends Sometimes a smoke a weed with my girl Or post in here like a motherfucking earl
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Jul 20, 2018 18:35
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I might not be the illest at least the 'yob is the chillest and I can rhyme how I want I ain't even gotta front it's clear that BYOB is the place for me where I can post in rhyme 'til it becomes a crime even then, I won't stop I still smoke weed I ain't scared of no cop I'll be your local rhyme dealer ten dollars a pop gimme a bowl and a beat and I'll come out on top I think it's real neat all the rhymes in my head but if I don't type fast I'll forget what I said 'cause the rhymes come quick and they leave even faster sometimes they're pretty sick but I'm far from a master and yeah sometimes I'm a rhyming disaster and can't bridge one line to the one right after but that's just fine 'cause practice makes perfect so I'll give it some time and in the end it'll be worth it artoke fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Jul 21, 2018 |
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