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ccubed
Jul 14, 2016

How's it hanging, brah?
Sage gets to celebrate with carbonated soda instead of juice tonight!

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i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
Would have be way funnier and better if that very first shot of the fight ended it.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
So Sage Northcutt vs Niko Price is next then. Their two hammerfists meet and the universe ends.

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

Brown Paper Bag posted:

I still don't know how that flip is physically possible

Steroids

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

ccubed posted:

Sage gets to celebrate with carbonated soda instead of juice tonight!

A Coke, a smile, and a totally appropriate rubdown from his dad.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
Duncan's jacking it somewhere

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

im turnin around on sage

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

ivanov looking like hes walking to his own funeral

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
JDS is a pretty big test for a debuting fighter, even with Ivanov's accomplished career prior to this

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

That stab wound :stare:

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
dude has a glowing weakpoint.

Pimp Cauldron
Aug 3, 2002

A twisted pictoral of phoenix, AZ

the bulgarian tire salesman

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
His belly button is in the wrong place.

Vitamin Boss
Oct 23, 2006
Burn it to the ground

G-Hawk posted:

ivanov looking like hes walking to his own funeral

the dirge isn't helping

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Honestly, its amazing he was stabbed in the heart and even survived. Also that scar up front is a surgery scar, the stab wound is in his armpit.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
It's the tracheotomy scar that freaks me out the most.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Oh man, I didn't even notice the trach scar.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

Brown Paper Bag posted:

That stab wound :stare:

My understanding is that the actual stab was underneath the left armpit, so the scar in the center is likely from some of the surgeries.

ccubed
Jul 14, 2016

How's it hanging, brah?

Spring Break My Heart posted:

dude has a glowing weakpoint.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BozlaewHHU

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Blagoi is still in the coma, actually. All of us are just figments of his imagination as he dies.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Let's go fat man!!!

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Ivanov looks SHOOK

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Wise Learned Man posted:

Blagoi is still in the coma, actually. All of us are just figments of his imagination as he dies.

*looks up from bong*

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

JaySB posted:

Ivanov looks SHOOK

he really does.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Man JDS used to look real roidy back in the day huh?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Le Saboteur posted:

Man JDS used to look real roidy back in the day huh?

hm? i don't remember him looking too much different tbh. could be wrong.

slev
Apr 6, 2009

Why this guy got 2 belly buttons?

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

Marching Powder posted:

he really does.

his eyes are darting all over the place

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

slev posted:

Why this guy got 2 belly buttons?

are you asking about the stab wound that put him in an 80 day coma?

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Marching Powder posted:

hm? i don't remember him looking too much different tbh. could be wrong.

This photo comes to mind https://pin.it/4bvqdbrfo7shmf

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
That counter right hook is doing work

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
It's a ballsy game plan to let JDS stalk you down and throw at you, trusting you'll have a response.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

slev posted:

Why this guy got 2 belly buttons?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blagoy_Ivanov#Bar_fight_incident

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

ehhh. sure. why not. personally i like the overeem that weighed in against brock.


Mechafunkzilla posted:

That counter right hook is doing work

fuckin ay. jnr better adjust or he's going out

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Le Saboteur posted:

Man JDS used to look real roidy back in the day huh?

I think he just looks a lot different after they had to staple all the meat back onto his skeleton following the two losses to cain

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i think the mark hunt loss to stipe was harder to watch than either of the jds / cain fights but put together it is possibly the worst beat down in human history and i am stunned junior is still fighting reasonably competently

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

If this fight goes to decision I don't ever want to see either one of them in the UFC again.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
JDS actually throwing his jab now.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Ivanov needs DC to teach him how to neutralize reach advantages real bad.

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Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
This is a comment on its appearance more than how effective it is, but the way Ivanov leans back when he jabs makes it look like he's scared.

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