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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

The_Rob posted:

Straight up why not give that match like 15 minutes at least.

there's 37 matches on the card.

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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

The_Rob posted:

Favorite La Croix flavor?

I just prefer club soda with a squeeze of lime myself.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Thats still kind of an awkward way to do a promo.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Passion fruit and grapefruit La Croix are the best ones.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

fart blood posted:

I can’t watch so I was wondering if it was okay to discuss how cool other things are here?

Like potato salad?



Or Gravediggaz?



Or NBA Jam?



Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I like lime lacroix because it goes well with vodka

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

The_Rob posted:

Favorite La Croix flavor?

I have never had a la croix but whole foods blood orange italian soda is great

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

WE WANT HOGAN

shouts a fan

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Booker t laughed at joey fatone quoting summer girls by LFO. There is no way Booker knew what they were talking about.

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream

a.lo posted:

WE WANT HOGAN

shouts a fan

Vince: GIVE EM WHAT THEY WANT BOYS!

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Nia jax is really bad.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
You know if Hogan comes out he’s getting a pop, right?

And a “Welcome back” chant?

And we all give up and cry piss?

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Ronda is like the only person they smartly book on the entire roster.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
hello everybody how are all of my good friends doing tonight

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
everyone but alexa, asuka, peyton royce. nikki cross and becky sucks

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Le Saboteur posted:

Ronda is like the only person they smartly book on the entire roster.

Well she’s only there like once every three weeks so they don’t have time to shittily book her. Like Brock, who’s never there so he barely has the chance to look like an idiot.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

fart blood posted:

Well she’s only there like once every three weeks so they don’t have time to shittily book her. Like Brock, who’s never there so he barely has the chance to look like an idiot.

monkey paw closes

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

fart blood posted:

Well she’s only there like once every three weeks so they don’t have time to shittily book her. Like Brock, who’s never there so he barely has the chance to look like an idiot.

he wore those stupid cowboy boots and looked like an idiot so idk what wwe booking has to do with that

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Baron Corbin posted:

hello everybody how are all of my good friends doing tonight

Pretty good but I want dinner and am too lazy to cook. You?

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

MotU posted:

everyone but alexa, asuka, peyton royce. nikki cross and becky sucks

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Dolph ziggler is trash.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

alexa is good you tremendous bad idiot person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Dolph is good in principle: he can string sentences together and quickly, and he is very good in the ring.

It’s just that he’s awful and dumb and bad too.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

fart blood posted:

Pretty good but I want dinner and am too lazy to cook. You?

i ordered food from a website and i'm going on a date with a plus-sized model

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

So do they see Dolph as a mouthpiece for Drew?

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
im eating lobster bisque flavor chips and i think i have made a mistake

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

MotU posted:

everyone but alexa, asuka, peyton royce. nikki cross and becky sucks

Tetsuya Naito is good you rectal fissure

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Baron Corbin posted:

i ordered food from a website and i'm going on a date with a plus-sized model

just because you had to assemble your real doll doesnt mean its technically a 'model'

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
i hope drew beats up dolph ziggler

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



MotU posted:

im eating lobster bisque flavor chips and i think i have made a mistake

It does sound the perfect chip for this event.

Which is to say you have totally made a mistake just like we all have watching this.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Baron Corbin posted:

i ordered food from a website and i'm going on a date with a plus-sized model

Do this on the date: https://youtu.be/Wt0E4XriEb0

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
i hope hulk hogan beats up dolph ziggler

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Baron Corbin posted:

i ordered food from a website and i'm going on a date with a plus-sized model

i wish i could date nia jax

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
i hope the police force beats up dolph ziggler

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

fart blood posted:

Dolph is good in principle: he can string sentences together and quickly, and he is very good in the ring.

It’s just that he’s awful and dumb and bad too.

Dolph was good when everybody around him was bad.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Lol at having a tables match as a pre show match.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

why is this on the pre-show

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

fart blood posted:

Dolph is good in principle: he can string sentences together and quickly, and he is very good in the ring.

It’s just that he’s awful and dumb and bad too.

dolph ziggler is bad and everything he does is overembellished

*exhaustedly flops on top of you like a rag doll that hit a slightly elevated curb*

also youre an idiot

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Maybe they are trying to put stuff on the pre-show that might be good?

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