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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > Who Is America? - "Remember, when you launch a grenade, you launch a dream."
 
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resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
When someone says, "Convince him or her that you are Chinese. Go," and this is your immediate response:

"A ching ching chong Konnichiwa red dragon, ha Bejing? Hong Kong ching a ming a Hong Kong. Shushi? A na ten ten ha. Ah, I see there red dragon. Ching chong. You speaka Chinee? Ho Chi Minh. Sank You, sank you. Red dragon, chop stick, sushi? Sushi? Ah ching chong."

You can't blame Cohen for that, gurl. Terrorists didn't make you do that.

I literally had to stop the show for a few minutes because I wasn't ready for that.

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