Don your TIN STAR and Lay Down the Law in the West (Choice of Games CYOA)

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SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

Well, if I have no other choice..."

We'll have plenty of other opportunities to die in ridiculous ways. Let's not start with this way.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 16:50

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 00:10

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

I did not kill that woman. I just happened to have sex with her right before she died. It happens.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2018 00:49

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

A good friend

I really hope that it's a dog.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 02:22

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

Not Giving Up, Working from Sun-Up to Sun-Down, Intimidating People, and Gunfighting.

I'm sorry, but we have to be better than letting kids walk over us. That's all I really ask.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2018 01:50

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

achtungnight posted:

I like Ruolan Shen personally.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2018 02:34

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

Buckskin

# ¿ Jul 27, 2018 18:50

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

1. "Hey, that's my horse!" I mean, maybe it was an honest mistake?

# ¿ Jul 28, 2018 15:57

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

Comstar posted:

2. "That means your horse must still be inside the rail-car." So get the hell away from my zebra.

This is my zebra. Get your own.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2018 14:59

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

Well, he did acknowledge we were right. We'll shake his hand.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2018 18:17

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

If we have a map, we should use the map.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2018 00:53

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

If we have a mule, then we must find it.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2018 01:05

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

ultrafilter posted:

Be polite (#1). No need to make enemies we don't need.

I second this. We just got here after all.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2018 00:02

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

achtungnight posted:

3,2,1,4. Hear out the Prospector first since he�s on edge, then the Cowboy since he�s calmer. It�s what I do when arbitrating as a security officer. 4 is obviously last.

I'm not going to argue with a security officer on this. Second this order.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2018 19:47

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

ultrafilter posted:

Both are at fault.

Shooting the calf was wrong, but Ben should have shouted a warning or something before he started herding.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2018 02:27

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

CourValant posted:

Vote: 3. "The two of you didn't so much as sing out a hello to each other, did you?"

Because that's what I believed before and I'm sticking to it.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2018 23:49

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

Waive the fee.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2018 21:34

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

Dong Quixote posted:

Voting this. Seems reasonable

Agreed.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2018 22:53

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

Clearly, the best choice is a orange fluff cat named Mo.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2018 23:50

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

1. "Your brother?"

Let's at least try to get some information out of this guy before we're forced to shoot him.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2018 18:25

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

Personally, I just want to know what Preston thinks this means to us.

2. And?

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 01:05

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

Lemniscate Blue posted:

It's a bribe, and we refuse it. Not because we're better than that, because we're not. But because gently caress smug fat tinpot dictators like this guy.

This is always the answer.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 13:03

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

achtungnight posted:

Enter the saloon casually. Best not to provoke the angry woman and three of those choices sound like they might.

This is always the sensible option when dealing with a woman holding a weapon.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 02:06

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

1. Pull my pistol and take aim.

Let's play it safe right now. If we fail at shooting from the hip, we might hit someone important. Like a dog, or Chairman Mao.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2018 20:01

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

I'd say wait. No sense wasting ammo when we're not sure.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2018 22:44

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

achtungnight posted:

We learned we need more pistol practice. Seriously, if we can't put down a bear with a hand cannon, what's the point of carrying it?

This statement is very true. So let's go with this option.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2018 01:03

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

Deadmeat5150 posted:

B Let's greet him in the traditional tongue of lawyers.

Sounds right.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2018 22:16

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

We accept his terms for now, know the tale well, and need his help with something.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 23:42

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

achtungnight posted:

I like Option 5 too.

Same. These people don't deserve their dam.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 03:59

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

CourValant posted:

Vote:

2. "I am Marshal Roulan Shen."

2. Reveal my tin star.

4. "Not at all compared to others."

1. "Tea would be wonderful."

4. "It is a Walker Colt, a rifle shaved small to fit my hand and it kicks like a mule."

1. "He's this Lawyer and Shoshone... that is to say, Newe in their tongue."

Seconded.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2018 20:58

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

CourValant posted:

Vote:

4. Just head over to my desk.
2. Just do some paperwork.
3. Say nothing, file some paperwork.

The silent treatment.

While Regina might be accustomed to and expect a lot of things, I�m willing to bet silence isn�t one of them.

We treat her like she�s insignificant, like she�s beneath notice; you don�t go chasing a confession, you let it come out on its own.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2018 22:13

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 00:10

SimplyUnknown1: Aug 18, 2017; Cat Cat Cat

achtungnight posted:

I can�t resist being darkly amusing. I�ll get the salts.

We're better than he thinks we are. Save him and let him live the rest of his life knowing that he owes it to us.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 14:29

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