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You know, I should really crowdsource ideas from you guys so I can punch up and rewrite "Internet Troll 2000," a script for a feature length movie I began writing on 2002, and is about 90 pages long
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it turns out the mark of the beast is a wristwatch u cant take off....maybe one of those apple ones....
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Jul 17, 2018 00:06
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Orkin Mang posted:it turns out the mark of the beast is a wristwatch u cant take off....maybe one of those apple ones.... The omen.com
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Jul 17, 2018 00:08
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Lowtax posted:You know, I should really crowdsource ideas from you guys so I can punch up and rewrite "Internet Troll 2000," a script for a feature length movie I began writing on 2002, and is about 90 pages long I really like historical comedy.
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Jul 17, 2018 00:08
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The dark web is physically manifested and slices someone into tiny cubes
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Jul 17, 2018 00:11
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They try to open a cute dog picture, but it just keeps being Goatse. They try to open a movie, but it just keeps being Doom House. They try to open Facebook, but it just keeps being the Something Awful forums.
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Jul 17, 2018 00:13
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KiteAuraan posted:They try to open a cute dog picture, but it just keeps being Goatse. These are all good things
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Jul 17, 2018 00:14
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Lowtax posted:You know, I should really crowdsource ideas from you guys so I can punch up and rewrite "Internet Troll 2000," a script for a feature length movie I began writing on 2002, and is about 90 pages long You can use my posts in your movie only if you pay me
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Jul 17, 2018 00:15
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it's the machine spirit of the ultimate warrior and he's filed a virtual lawsuit against the cast
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Jul 17, 2018 00:15
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KiteAuraan posted:They try to open a cute dog picture, but it just keeps being furry porn.
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Jul 17, 2018 00:17
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his computer towers is....one of the towers from 9/11....
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Jul 17, 2018 00:20
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Orkin Mang posted:his computer towers is....one of the towers from 9/11....
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Jul 17, 2018 00:25
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Tetracube posted:a reference to 4chan is made Hopefully itll be like that one episode of Homeland where she asks a question on 4chan and is then surprised when she is immediately trolled then hacked.
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Jul 17, 2018 00:26
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:You think we can contact "The Asylum" movie producers to make these posts into an actual movie? I think we may have a shot if we get the corpse of Cameron Mitchell or David Carradine. We can do that moving oval effect they did in "A Talking Cat!?!" and get Fragmaster to do all the voices or someone doing and impression of Fragmaster doing impressions if we can't get Fragmaster.
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Jul 17, 2018 00:27
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The ending is a rip off of Superman 2 but you make a cameo as Zod?
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Jul 17, 2018 00:29
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Linux Pirate posted:I think we may have a shot if we get the corpse of Cameron Mitchell or David Carradine. We can do that moving oval effect they did in "A Talking Cat!?!" and get Fragmaster to do all the voices or someone doing and impression of Fragmaster doing impressions if we can't get Fragmaster. ill get the gas mask filled with kazoos
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Jul 17, 2018 00:29
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Big Beef City posted:The ending is a rip off of Superman 2 but you make a cameo as Zod? u know what zod is backwards....doz...which sort of spells... dos....
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Jul 17, 2018 00:30
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The protagonists copy that floppy against all recommended operating procedures.
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Jul 17, 2018 00:31
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-Facebook, but it is a LITERAL book of faces the killer made
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Jul 17, 2018 00:31
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Yo get this...they download a car...
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Jul 17, 2018 00:33
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Sid Vicious posted:Yo get this...they download a car... and their AUTO INSURANCE PRICES GO UP THE ROOF AAAAAAAAAAA
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Jul 17, 2018 00:36
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A dated meme, like Harambe or some poo poo, put in there as a joke to convey how "in touch" the writers are with Internet culture.
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Jul 17, 2018 00:37
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he goes to his internet fridge...he drinks straight from the carton....its hobgoblin cum
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Jul 17, 2018 00:37
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The 'Unfriended' part means the main character's friends are slowly disappearing but rather than being murdered it turns out they are being kidnapped and placed in hellish Matrix like pods where their body energy is used to power machines that harvest crypto currency
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Jul 17, 2018 00:39
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The audience receives genuine education regarding technology at the expense of $10 and 2 hours.
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Jul 17, 2018 00:40
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Someone uses a 3-D printer and it prints a 3-D copy of the killer, and it kills them.
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Jul 17, 2018 00:44
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They mistakenly hire a contract killer to kill their own parents while trying to score meth off of the deepweb and have to try to remove their parents from all of social media before the killer finds them
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Jul 17, 2018 00:44
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They download a schematic to 3D print out a cross and holy water
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Jul 17, 2018 00:45
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One of the teens dies from a computer virus
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Jul 17, 2018 00:45
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Super Grocery Kart posted:One of the teens dies from a computer virus "Man, don't you know...? When you die in VR... you die IRL..."
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Jul 17, 2018 00:47
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a too long scene boasting of the blazin' hot download and upload speeds of Comcast and much later confusion and panic as to their connection issues since only a ghost or a demon could have done that
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Jul 17, 2018 00:52
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Guys, the key to stopping this horror is on some website called SomethingAwful. I dont know what that is, but if its the only way to make things right, then thats what Im going to do. ...oh what? Huh...it costs  to join? What the gently caress?
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Jul 17, 2018 00:54
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Aatrek is turning people into giant virtual ribs to power his bitcoin machine, and he is feeding the rib people to a huge version of rib goon he keeps below his dark web den a la Jabba and the Rancor...but like the Star Trek equivalent of that. Also he is part Borg now and has a digital gut and a laser eye for optimal diddling. E:this is more sci-fi than horror 
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Jul 17, 2018 00:54
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Linux Pirate posted:Aatrek is turning people into giant virtual ribs to power his bitcoin machine, and he is feeding the rib people to a huge version of rib goon he keeps below his dark web den a la Jabba and the Rancor...but like the Star Trek equivalent of that. Wasn't that the evil robot from RoboCop 2
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Jul 17, 2018 00:55
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The secret to stopping the killer is hidden in the Buddy Holly video encoded on the Windows 95 CD-ROM. They found a copy in the nerdy kids dads closet but they all have lovely notebooks without a disc drive. The one guy who does is the weird outcast who lives in the brick building at the edge of town, but hes not selling his services cheap.
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Jul 17, 2018 00:56
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I've seen an advanced screening and at the end Jordan Peterson jumpscares the audience
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Jul 17, 2018 00:58
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Lowtax posted:Wasn't that the evil robot from RoboCop 2 yeah but instead of like nuclear cores for pectorals and mini-guns it's just moobs and a spinning tee-shirt cannon that fires hot dogs
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Jul 17, 2018 00:59
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She flashes her boobs to the camera but when her shirt comes back down her eyes are all blacked out and she's wearing a fedora and her neck has a pimply quarter inch beard and she's a man and you realize you were looking at MAN BOOBS
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Jul 17, 2018 01:01
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Your home alone one night playing solitaire and the dark web hacks in and "swats" you. But when the swat team shows up they are a skeleton swat team and they shoot you with demon guns and hacker bullets. The camera does a triple take of your head exploding while matrix code and blood comes shooting out.
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Someone's wifi signal is weak.
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