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'it's ok - nobody knows we went to the dark web, we were using incognito mode' 'no, look! it's still in the history!' 'oh my god....'
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Jul 26, 2018 16:20
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"The Dark Web is... it's infecting the whole internet! And it's moving at an exponential rate, it'll infect the whole web in less than 20 minutes! The Digital Demon will be able to kill everyone who's ever used the internet!" "There's one thing we can do. We fight the Dark Web... with the Light Web. Let's reroute the Light Web into the Dark Web's servers, the Light programming will override the Dark! But... how do we access the Light Web?" "That's easy. You just have to know which sites are part of the Light Web. Lucky for us, I'm an old school webmaster." *enters https://www.hamsterdance.com
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Jul 26, 2018 16:21
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A random, incorrect quote about crypto currencies “These coins are the new order” or some poo poo like that
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Jul 26, 2018 16:39
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jordan peterson is coming from inside the house!!!
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Jul 26, 2018 17:00
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out of options, our heroes decide to access the deepest darkest most horrifying websites in the world to get information on how to kill the internet ghost they access 4chan and reddit
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Jul 26, 2018 17:11
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Did you ever wonder what happened to all those once famous gross websites that vanished, stopped updating? They didn't.. Since 1998, the US Government's been financing Project Elm. Elm is a completely isolated internet and it's been growing, absorbing the moderately gross sites and building what can only be considered the digital version of germ warfare. The idea was to get people immune to this content, then keep upping the edginess factor, to the point that nothing on the internet could faze them, development new gross internet and new reaction methods. But something went wrong. Maybe it was when Portal of Evil was absorbed, maybe it was sooner, but that's when we first noticed it. No. Elm isn't the Dark Net, but it''s aware it's out there, and it will it will accept the mainstream internet as a counterpart, it won't tolerate an internet too similar to itself as a rival. No... We've got a Dark Web War coming up, and it's going to spill out onto Youtube, Google and Yahoo! before you even know it. Let me show you what it's been working on, I think you'll find it... enlightening.
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Jul 26, 2018 17:39
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I look forward to being disappointed by this movie on Netflix like a year from now
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Jul 26, 2018 17:45
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naem posted:I look forward to being disappointed by this movie on Netflix like
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Jul 26, 2018 18:12
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'ugh... what's all this sticky stuff on the keyboard?' 'uh... that's probably the dark web?'
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Jul 26, 2018 18:12
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Jon Joe posted:The only thing that can defeat the ghost is trapping it in the blockchain. The Ecto Containment Unit was a successful use case for blockchain technology until noted EPA nocoiner Walter Peck shut it down for killing the planet... now the buttcoins and ghosts are scamming together, creating mass hysteria.
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Jul 26, 2018 18:28
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It's literally just a live-action remake of The Digimon Movie (2000).
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Jul 26, 2018 18:33
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A video of a character pooping themself at a party is live-streamed on Facebook... but they’re not at the party!
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Jul 27, 2018 04:42
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Terrorist mastermind flips the internet inside out Now, everyone’s phone and tablet is instantly connected to the dark web streaming dark content All of your regular internet sites are now blasted into ththe dark realm
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Jul 27, 2018 08:10
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I’m guessing the movie is gonna be like a program that randomly flips to dark web channels until you see something spooky but it’s mosrly just boring stupid stuff which actually sounds kind of interesting of it was like that it’s like wandering through a ghost town hitting up the library
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Jul 27, 2018 08:16
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Commie NedFlanders posted:I’m guessing the movie is gonna be like a program that randomly flips to dark web channels until you see something spooky but it’s mosrly just boring stupid stuff which actually sounds kind of interesting of it was like that it’s like wandering through a ghost town hitting up the library oh my god, librarys are so full of nerds lol
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Jul 27, 2018 08:16
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A banner ad that reads: ***HORNY SERIAL KILLERS IN YOUR AREA WANT TO MEET AND KILL YOU TONIGHT!***
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Jul 27, 2018 08:20
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"Yeah, the dark web is pretty screwed up, but have you seen any vore art?"
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Jul 27, 2018 09:00
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JediTalentAgent posted:"Yeah, the dark web is pretty screwed up, but have you seen any vore art?" Whatever Deviantart page you look at... you become! ‘Oh my God! My nipples have become dicks, and they’re making GBS threads!’ ‘Help me! I’m being digested in the stomach of a morbidly obese Jessica Rabbit who also has a penis!’ ‘Nothing’s happening to m- oh Jesus Christ, Rick Astley just popped out of my closet!’
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Jul 27, 2018 14:16
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"Hello James. Your mother never talked about your father, did she?" "Who is this, where is that voice coming from?" "I'm the Dark Web. I gained sentience and now speak through every computer in the world. Your mother never married. She found a sperm donor.... on the Dark Web. I placed some of my code into the sperm, overwriting the DNA with my digital information. You are my son, you are half Dark Web. Join me in conquering the Flesh World, and we will live like Gods!" "Nooooooooooooo, I won't believe it! I can't!" *suddenly James' arm turns into a bunch of pixels*
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Jul 27, 2018 14:37
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The movie is set in historic 1998, and it's just sysadmins trying to keep their networks up and running while the dancing baby gif is emailed around over and over again.
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Jul 27, 2018 15:12
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The movie is set in historic 1898 and a man has to crank a projector to show a new "flickie" to a tent full of well-to-do Londoners. The title card reads, "swap.avi".
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Jul 27, 2018 15:19
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super sweet best pal posted:Did any predictions turn out to be right? Yeah, starting with the first post, but from the sounds of the wikipedia page this movie was so retarded that not even goons could predict everything.
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Jul 27, 2018 15:48
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'ok... i've added twelve ar-15s with bump stocks, ten pounds of acid blotter and two hit men contracts to the basket... anything else you need as long as we're on the dark web here?' 'nah that's good... let me just give you my credit card info...'
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Jul 27, 2018 15:50
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Mozi posted:'ok... i've added twelve ar-15s with bump stocks, ten pounds of acid blotter and two hit men contracts to the basket... anything else you need as long as we're on the dark web here?' Wait! do we have a discount code we'd like to use!?
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Jul 27, 2018 15:59
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oh, poo poo! thanks, yeah, plug in LEESA20DWEB
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Jul 27, 2018 16:04
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in the digital pixel domain you're represented by what we call an avatar... let's see what yours is, james *a half-fox half human ninja with a scar over it's left eye appears* ah... you have the spirit of pixels... strong within you
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Jul 27, 2018 16:16
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A Fancy Hat posted:"The Dark Web is... it's infecting the whole internet! And it's moving at an exponential rate, it'll infect the whole web in less than 20 minutes! The Digital Demon will be able to kill everyone who's ever used the internet!" Lmao
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Jul 27, 2018 16:46
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A person logs out of the Dark Web, goes to Yahoo! News. They see their own face and a headline article about how they were a pervert who was caught on the Dark Web. See the life arrest caught on webcam... They click and the moment they do a bunch of cops break down the door and arrest them.
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Jul 27, 2018 16:49
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It sounds like this movie has done what we couldn't and dealt a mighty blow to both Twitter and faceboosk
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Jul 28, 2018 03:00
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Zuckerberg just lost 16 billion because of this movie lol
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Jul 28, 2018 03:01
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