Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Honky Dong Country posted:

It's to make them feel sexier and us men should play along.

wait the woman feels things also this changes everything

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

lol but seriously I posted:

wait the woman feels things also this changes everything

Yeah it's pretty loving nuts. Who knew?

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

lol but seriously I posted:

wait the woman feels things also this changes everything

iirc this is a myth like squirting or a spherical earth

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
naked women are hot

naked women demonstrating that when you were sitting through some boring meeting, they were thinking about you and your boner, and how much they wanted it, and how they were willing to put in time and effort just to turn you on more...that's extra hot

qed

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer
you're wrong op hth, lingere is hotter foreplay than naked. Especially when its the same boobs and vag every day for years.

If we're talking porn tho, then ur spot on, i just want them tiddays already.

I think lingere also might be good for pankake tits, but no one wants those anyway jake gilenghal.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
We had been studying for... I dunno - five minutes of Geology feels like an hour so 18 hours now? Anyways, we hit the end of Chapter 7 and I leaned back in my chair and stretched a little.

I was suddenly aware that Mary was looking at me.

I tilted my head a little and caught her eye. She immediately looked off to the side and blushed. When did she loosen those top few buttons? I could have sworn she was buttoned up when we got here...

"Oh, hey, I brought snacks!", she said cheerily and leaned over for her bag. One side of her button up fell open and a very frilly black-and-hot-pink strap led my eyes to a bright pink half-cup doing some real push up work. I lingered for a second and the felt her gaze on me again.

She didn't avert her eyes this time. That was when I knew I was gonna sperm her cervix tonight

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



lol but seriously I posted:

wait the woman feels things also this changes everything

Mostly the woman feels "Jesus Christ this cost 50 dollars" and "This thong is going so far up my rear end" and "This underwire is going to leave a mark". Then they act really extra sexy and rabid like they can't wait to take it all off, but it's just because it's extremely uncomfortable and they want to move things along in order to actually take it off.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

Sid Vicious posted:

I like pasties it's like whoa I wonder what kind of nipple this broad has

I like the ones made by zildjian

Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.
https://twitter.com/MemriTV_fan2/status/1013965700132687872

Well said!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



I saw there's a whole.subreddit about this lmao wtf but it's pretty hot

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Anne Whateley posted:

naked women are hot

naked women demonstrating that when you were sitting through some boring meeting, they were thinking about you and your boner, and how much they wanted it, and how they were willing to put in time and effort just to turn you on more...that's extra hot

qed

Yes. It is.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
what about this

what if there was lingerie

for guys

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH
It's just a thing. It makes women feel pretty, and many men feel aroused. It doesn't require understanding.

Lotta' guys like high heels. I don't. It doesn't mean that they are weird.

I think a gal in just a t-shirt is sexy. It doesn't mean that people that prefer topless are bad.

It's just a fetish. No worries.

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
counterpoint: there is a correct way to have sex and that way definitely does not involve me in any capacity

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


mostlygray posted:

It's just a thing. It makes women feel pretty, and many men feel aroused. It doesn't require understanding.

my girlfriend got some complicated lingerie that covers like 80% of her body and it's fuckin dumb and I hate it. I said we should just be naked but she's just in sunk cost fallacy mode now because she bought the thing. she's said she doesn't even like it.

it's like the equivalent of me just wearing my normal clothes except my dick is poking out of the flyhole. there is no benefit to this thing in particular.

Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.
Do you all just begrudgingly gently caress in the dark? Fuckin.... Just enjoy the show your SO is putting on you g-drat sexhavers

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Lingerie is hot BECAUSE naked women are hot. Jesus christ gently caress. It's about anticipation and the thrill you uncultured swine. You sexual dunce.

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene

lol but seriously I posted:

wait the woman feels things also this changes everything
no more :a2m: ?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

bag em and tag em posted:

Lingerie is hot BECAUSE naked women are hot. Jesus christ gently caress. It's about anticipation and the thrill you uncultured swine. You sexual dunce.

Hurf durf look at the dumbass who thinks women wearing clothes is hotter than women not wearing clothes, why don't you go gently caress a shoulder pad

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
I'm really confused by this thread, you guys use linguini in some really weird ways

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

If you think women with clothes on are hot then you're probably a perv who is always horny at work. Everyone is wearing clothes, moran!!!

Jove Tone
Jan 12, 2006

Nothing hotter than calling the plumber over to fix something under your sink and seeing a pink g-string going down into that hairy fat butt crack.

Matryoshka SexDoll
Feb 24, 2016

Bad Habit

Maldoror posted:

what about this

what if there was lingerie

for guys

Kak
Sep 27, 2002

Jove Tone posted:

Nothing hotter than calling the plumber over to fix something under your sink and seeing a pink g-string going down into that hairy fat butt crack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch7YwSfDOfk

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
Sounds like lowtax suffers from premature ejac. Can't handle the sexy times. Lingerie is cool and good.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I don't get it either, but if it gets the lady's engine running then more power to her.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
imagination is usually more interesting than what is actually there

Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.

Lowtax posted:

Hurf durf look at the dumbass who thinks women wearing clothes is hotter than women not wearing clothes, why don't you go gently caress a shoulder pad

I'm beginning to understand why you keep getting banned on Twitter

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




King goon doesn't get sex thing? Shock!

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
lingerie is the same idea of a horror movie where you show just enough to get their imagination going and whatever they imagine will be scarier than anything you will actually show. except replace "scarier" with "sexier"

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Thigh highs are fuckin hot.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Thigh highs are fuckin hot.

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
I just like to gently caress

Matryoshka SexDoll
Feb 24, 2016

Bad Habit

Kak posted:

I just like to gently caress

Calm donw

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene

lofi posted:

King goon doesn't get sex thing? Shock!
just lol if you don't wear the raccoon costume while she wears the batman costume

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
i dunno why but that poo poo can be super loving hot even moreso than all naked

dunno man

ive thought about it before

to no avail

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013

In my experience girls I've been with enjoy lingerie more than me cause they like looking and feeling sexy. Dressing up or wearing sexy stuff underneath everyday clothes is a part of the sexy time experience I guess but I've boinked a lot of musical theater types in my day so that mentality probably falls more in line with that personality type I guess.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
See lingerie can make titties look nicer, but all titties look the same when they're in your face so whatever

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


flerp posted:

imagination is usually more interesting than what is actually there

yes I can imagine some tits or I can see and feel some tits

definitely imagining them is more interesting yes this makes sense

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene

Who What Now posted:

See lingerie can make titties look nicer, but all titties look the same when they're in your face so whatever

You're making me hungry for some titty.

  • Locked thread