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Tom Gorman posted:yes I can imagine some tits or I can see and feel some tits TY for agreeing w/ everyone 
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You know how in monster flicks the baddie is so much scarier when they're lurking around and killing people almost on camera until finally there's a big reveal and then the tension all sorta just deflates. Sometimes anticipation is better than the payoff.
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Jul 18, 2018 03:33
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Who What Now posted:See lingerie can make titties look nicer, but all titties look the same when they're in your face so whatever This isn't true. Some tiddies are so big they choke the life out of you like the wrong cup at the end of the Last Crusade
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Jul 18, 2018 03:34
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The point of lingerie is to give me a boner. No lingerie? No boner! I grew up on a nudist colony in the South of France. Nudity does nothing for me, but stringy clothing? YOWZA!
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Jul 18, 2018 03:43
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Posting in a thread where OP actually typed "female holes" 
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Jul 18, 2018 03:44
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the professor just did sended me this text message: "nude ppl are essentially just animals, people wear clothes" i dont know what to think
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Jul 18, 2018 03:51
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treasure bear posted:the professor just did sended me this text message: "nude ppl are essentially just animals, people wear clothes" 
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Jul 18, 2018 03:53
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Lowtax posted:Here's what I think is hot: naked women. Here's what I think is significantly less hot: those same naked women, except now they have clothes on and you can't see their private parts. Okay so I understand why women have to wear clothing, you don't want pubic hair to get in the marinara sauce at Fazoli's. That makes sense to me. But lingerie? What is the point of it? It's like a complex system of spider webs, string, and bungee cable designed to almost kind of show the boobies and the female holes, yet keep them inaccessible and visibly uncomfortable. It looks like the woman was captured by an alien net. I do not understand the purpose of lingerie or what it's intended to accomplish and why it's so expensive for such little clothing. It's dumb and I hate it, have a bitching summer. It is to keep their ankles warm.
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Jul 18, 2018 03:56
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back before razors were commonly available lingerie existed as a texture thing because men thought that women's body hair was gross, then presumably it developed into a fetish like the Chinese guys who like to lick rotting feet
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Jul 18, 2018 03:59
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You know how it's hot as hell when ladies take off clothes? Well now they have more to take off.
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Jul 18, 2018 03:59
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i think if a lady has nice things on her that's even more nice , and if she feel nice then that's nice i think,,, i texted the professor the monkey pic but hes not replied
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Jul 18, 2018 04:03
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Posting in a thread where OP actually typed "female holes" Yeah he owns the site he can kinda write whatever he wants
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Jul 18, 2018 04:04
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Sid Vicious posted:Yeah he owns the site he can kinda write whatever he wants If enough of us rushed him we could take him
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house of the dad posted:If enough of us rushed him we could take him I'm not strong like Uwe Boll
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Jul 18, 2018 04:05
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Lowtax posted:Hurf durf look at the dumbass who thinks women wearing clothes is hotter than women not wearing clothes, why don't you go gently caress a shoulder pad WhY DoNt YoU gO gently caress a ShOuLdEr PaD
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Jul 18, 2018 04:06
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Imagine a really well-done painting, but just stuck up on your wall with thumbtacks. Now imagine that same nice painting in a nice frame. Now imagine that painting, in a frame, covered with lingerie. Now you're gettin' it.
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Jul 18, 2018 04:12
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lingiere is not necessarily obstructive of intents
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Jul 18, 2018 04:14
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Lowtax posted:If I wanted to use my imagination I would indulge myself in the latest JRPG on my PlayStation 4 Pro gaming console. Sex is not for playing video games my friend!!! That feeling when you buy your JRPG for your Playstation 4 Pro gaming console, and you unwrap the game and open it up, but haven't put it in or played with it yet? That's just what lingeringe is supposed to make people feel, but for naked girls instead of games. Also, I'll have you know, OP, there exists lingerie that does absolutely nothing to stop all the boob and girl parts nonsense, it just kinda goes around it, like a... like a boob frame. And a girl hole frame. You can have the best of both! 
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Jul 18, 2018 04:24
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My girlfriend has this incredible negligee and it's probably the sexiest thing she's ever worn, so you are wrong and bad OP.
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Jul 18, 2018 04:24
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How else am I going to show how phat of an rear end I have?
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Jul 18, 2018 04:33
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Malthuras posted:How else am I going to show how phat of an rear end I have? PM me
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Sid Vicious posted:I like pasties it's like whoa I wonder what kind of nipple this broad has My nipples go almost completely to the edge of these pasties:  Maldoror posted:what about this There is! Head on over to the Aliexpress thread! Bored fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Jul 18, 2018 |
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Jul 18, 2018 04:53
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I think sometimes they're for women who aren't totally comfortable with their bodies so they can feel sexier. People usually assume stuff they can't see will be the same as stuff they can see, so if you have a weird clit or an embarrassing tattoo you don't want spoiling the mood you can slap some cloth over it and people assume that everything's normal. Then, when the sex heat is up high enough that their partner doesn't care any more, you can take it off then, or you can turn the lights off and then take it off. Every woman is pretty awesome though, they don't have to do poo poo and they will be awesome.
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Jul 18, 2018 05:29
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Sometimes there is nudity that is non-sexual. There is never lingerie that is non-sexual, so thigh-high fishnets with a lacy translucent g-string and matching garter belt paired with a bustier (and maybe one of those off-the-shoulder blouses) means you are definitely going to put your penis in there unless you start talking about your old Transformers collection from when you were a kid, and how you never realized that Optimus Prime was a stand-in for you absentee father.
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Jul 18, 2018 06:07
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i like when they take off the lingerie and they've been hiding their cloaca the whole time in plain sight and now it's too late to back out, you've been making out HARd with this temptress all night, so you plop out your androconial organs and *slish* in you go
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Jul 18, 2018 06:09
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a more intimate version of what a girl friend of mine called her "gently caress-me boots"
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Jul 18, 2018 06:23
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clothes are sexier than no clothes.
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gary oldmans diary posted:a more intimate version of what a girl friend of mine called her "gently caress-me boots" 
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Jul 18, 2018 06:28
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bras are like those pockets you get on shirts, except you get two p useful imo
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Jul 18, 2018 06:50
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op, even animals understand the value of decoration in attracting mates. this could still work in a standup routine, but scan the room first to make sure there aren't any non-human primates in attendance.
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Jul 18, 2018 06:51
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Actually vaginas are no fun to look at for me so in my case lingerie actually improves the female viewing experience. I expect many other men feel the same way, OP.
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Jul 18, 2018 06:52
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Applewhite posted:Actually vaginas are no fun to look at for me so in my case lingerie actually improves the female viewing experience. I expect many other men feel the same way, OP. The common human condition is that dicks and vaginas are both pretty awful to look at. I don't think H. R. Giger could have come up with a worse monster if I'm being perfectly honest. The real beauty of humanity is that we can look past these horrible aesthetic faults and still get horny enough to gently caress each other. I think there's something noble in that.
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Jul 18, 2018 06:58
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Applewhite posted:Actually vaginas are no fun to look at for me so in my case lingerie actually improves the female viewing experience. I expect many other men feel the same way, OP. that's loving insane dude vaginas are cool as cucumbers they look like crazy tropical plants from the movies like Audrey 2 from little shop of horrors how could you not look at one and have your dick grinchgrow three sizes that day???
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Jul 18, 2018 07:00
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why not lowtax???
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Gatekeeper posted:that's loving insane dude Let's not get too crazy here
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wtf, am i the only one who thinks vaginas look awesome and fascinating in addition to being tantalizing and profound, etc???
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Gatekeeper posted:wtf, am i the only one who thinks vaginas look awesome and fascinating in addition to being tantalizing and profound, etc??? Vaginas are great. The unfortunate ones are rly bad to look at tho Dicks are all gross sry guys
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Jul 18, 2018 07:03
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weiners are ok when presented in a tastefully simple way, ostentatious weiners can gently caress right the hell out of here tho a simple elegant weiner is like a single rose given to a sweetheart long ago
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Gatekeeper posted:that's loving insane dude I can appreciate the beauty of the vagina on an artistic and intellectual level, but shots of wide-open beavers do nothing for my dick.
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