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Kyron
Aug 6, 2013

My underwear is breakfast themed because a girl I was sleeping with in college really liked this one pair of boxer briefs that had bacon and eggs on them so I bought a bunch of pairs that had sausage and pancakes and waffles on them. That's as close as I will get to having man lingerie.

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Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Bath Tubs posted:

My underwear is breakfast themed because a girl I was sleeping with in college really liked this one pair of boxer briefs that had bacon and eggs on them so I bought a bunch of pairs that had sausage and pancakes and waffles on them. That's as close as I will get to having man lingerie.

That's pretty cool.

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
lingerie is an elaborate plot to give a reason to wear non white lady underoos. to hide skidmarks.

the conspiracy goes all the way to the top.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Fishnet Bodystocking.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

spinderella posted:

Weird :shrug:

For a guy

What if he's wearing the garter as a makeshift eyepatch?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

my dog died im sad posted:

Fishnet Bodystocking.

Gill net banana hammock.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Caganer posted:

lingerie is an elaborate plot to give a reason to wear non white lady underoos. to hide skidmarks.

the conspiracy goes all the way to the top.

i once dated a girl who had a twin sister and she told me that they could tell which underwear was theirs when sorting the laundry from the, uh, let's say "wear patterns"

neat-o

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Sagebrush posted:

i once dated a girl who had a twin sister and she told me that they could tell which underwear was theirs when sorting the laundry from the, uh, let's say "wear patterns"

neat-o

:staredog:

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Jose posted:

i read that post in your avs voice

As you should.

And I should have written

quote:

who the hell's Sarah Hucklebee sanders?


Free Drinks posted:

You know how monsters in horror movies are usually more effective when they are mostly cast in shadow?

Same thing.

I am far more horrifying without the lingerie, I assure you!

Bored fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Jul 19, 2018

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013

Sagebrush posted:

i once dated a girl who had a twin sister and she told me that they could tell which underwear was theirs when sorting the laundry from the, uh, let's say "wear patterns"

neat-o

That's actually really interesting for some odd reason.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
you choker-lovers are outta your horned-up minds

china bot fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Jul 19, 2018

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
*rushing in to the thread out of breath* huff...huh... is THIS THE NEW BUTT THREAD?!

Cyberpunkey Monkey
Jun 23, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bath Tubs posted:

My underwear is breakfast themed because a girl I was sleeping with in college really liked this one pair of boxer briefs that had bacon and eggs on them so I bought a bunch of pairs that had sausage and pancakes and waffles on them. That's as close as I will get to having man lingerie.

I wear bikini briefs because boxers and jockey shorts always bunch up and chafe my gooch. My life is a lot better on average now that I've stopped wearing the body shame underpants.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Lowtax posted:

designed to almost kind of show the boobies and the female holes, yet keep them inaccessible and visibly uncomfortable.

Sounds like you know the answer already

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Cyberpunkey Monkey posted:

I wear bikini briefs because boxers and jockey shorts always bunch up and chafe my gooch. My life is a lot better on average now that I've stopped wearing the body shame underpants.

hmm the kind with the dick sock?

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




https://marcomarcounderwear.com/collections/mens-underwear

https://www.andrewchristian.com/underwear.html

treat yourself, boys

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

:eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop:

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011


Neat. Panties, for men.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

DicktheCat posted:

Neat. Panties, for men.

I feel like this--and the thread in general--is a good place to ruin other people's lives point out that a thing called "manties" exist

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Mistle posted:

I feel like this--and the thread in general--is a good place to ruin other people's lives point out that a thing called "manties" exist

Sexy enough for a lady, rugged enough for a man.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
regular womens panties can be for men if theyre stretchy enough

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
I like how crotchless panties make me feel like I'm wearing underwear, but let my rear end breathe.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

gary oldmans diary posted:

regular womens panties can be for men if theyre stretchy enough

Yeah if you like a bent dick for sure.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

myDad posted:

*rushing in to the thread out of breath* huff...huh... is THIS THE NEW BUTT THREAD?!

:thunkher: ummmm... sure this is the butt thread. :hmmyes:

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Bogus Adventure posted:

Sexy enough for a lady, rugged enough for a man.

because that's what we need

gendered underwear

so sick of this poo poo

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Gatekeeper posted:

because that's what we need

gendered underwear

so sick of this poo poo

Different enough to be assigned to a gender

Uniform enough to be used by everybody

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

china bot posted:

you choker-lovers are outta your horned-up minds

:yeshaha:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Clothes fetishes are weird to me but then again most fetishes are weird to me

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

the only fetish i have is for commodities








and latex catsuits

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bogus Adventure posted:

I like how crotchless panties make me feel like I'm wearing underwear, but let my rear end breathe.

Actually you can't breath from your anus.
:goonsay:

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




But(t) you can chug from it.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
Women who are heavier can look much better in it. (This is the answer)

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
I like women in frontline combat roles

F
Nov 6, 2005

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I like women in lingerie more than naked women. Especially women in g-strings.

I dunno why, I’m just wired like that I guess. :shrug:

Says the oval office who gets told what he can and can't cook on a bbq by his parents

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Sometimes it is more tantalizing to conceal than to reveal, OP.

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib

gary oldmans diary posted:

regular womens panties can be for men if theyre stretchy enough

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

myDad posted:

*rushing in to the thread out of breath* huff...huh... is THIS THE NEW BUTT THREAD?!

https://twitter.com/kothscreens/status/1019896931005358087

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I like to see ladies both wearing lingerie and not wearing lingerie

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Iron Crowned posted:

I like to see ladies both wearing lingerie and not wearing lingerie

Seeing women is haram

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