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spinderella posted:An undershirt and regular boxers is hot af, seriously. Guys are utilitarian. Plus, any of the "sexy" stuff for guys usually tends to be specifically and violently gay: 
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Aesop Poprock posted:Seeing women is haram Ya that's it
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Aesop Poprock posted:Seeing women is haram But I like them 
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esperterra posted:https://marcomarcounderwear.com/collections/mens-underwear I went searching for the men's lingerie that has a hole for your penis and a hole to dangle your balls from that was posted for chuckles in the Aliexpress thread. I didn't find them. Here's a bunch of men's lingerie I did find  :https://ibb.co/fp8aZJ https://ibb.co/c1v01y https://ibb.co/gkXr8d https://ibb.co/mLPSgy https://ibb.co/hNztMy https://ibb.co/d87PTd https://ibb.co/mkvpuJ https://ibb.co/gc3aZJ https://ibb.co/g9kNEJ https://ibb.co/nyJaZJ https://ibb.co/bZ4tMy https://ibb.co/djHr8d https://ibb.co/mEKhEJ I included the Futurama-inspired briefs cause I think they are kinda cool, although most of the stuff in there just elicited a giggle. There's also a "push-up" cup in that image dump. Is a cock'n'ball fleece snuggie considered lingerie or is it just something that is good to have around the house for houseguests, in case they get chilly?
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Sagebrush posted:i once dated a girl who had a twin sister and she told me that they could tell which underwear was theirs when sorting the laundry from the, uh, let's say "wear patterns" thanks for sharing 
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 this is my dream girl i imagine her a lot of different ways but always she is wearing lingerie that's what dream girls wear, it's just their way. we can't do anything about it, we just go with it as best we can
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Gatekeeper posted:
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Jul 19, 2018 22:43
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everything about it
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Bored posted:I went searching for the men's lingerie that has a hole for your penis and a hole to dangle your balls from that was posted for chuckles in the Aliexpress thread. I didn't find them. http://www.koalaswim.com/ Extremely
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Lowtax posted:Here's a thought exercise: think of two big ol boobs and a female hole thingy go on...
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esperterra posted:https://marcomarcounderwear.com/collections/mens-underwear so does the underwear make their dicks look bigger? or did all of these models have large penises?
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I wonder if they photoshop dicks bigger in underwear like how they do to boobs in some photoshoots
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Gatekeeper posted:
God drat. She still eating glue. That's some grade school poo poo.
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Bath Tubs posted:I wonder if they photoshop dicks bigger in underwear like how they do to boobs in some photoshoots I think it's easier to just jam their dick in a sock first. Then again, they did 'shoop Bieber's dick in his Calvin Klein ad.
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:so does the underwear make their dicks look bigger? or did all of these models have large penises? that's like 2 guys over and over, if you weren't staring at just the dicks you might have noticed
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Fellis posted:I think it’s for the women, so they can feel sexy. Kind like how, in my experience at least, men all like to wear metal studded leather chaps with the seat cut out. Chaps don't have a seat. That's the whole point of chaps.
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Some of them are def designed to make junk look bigger. There's also padded briefs for guys to make their asses look nicer in pants, though they look hilariously bad on their own. On my phone so too lazy to link but look up Rounderbum. The Pit Crew wore them for AS3 of Drag Race and it was super unfortunate. e: ^^^ THANK YOU i can not fully explain the salt i've felt my whole life when people say assless chaps they are all assless ffs
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:so does the underwear make their dicks look bigger? or did all of these models have large penises? There's the push-up cup somewhere in the middle of my post. Lemme find it again. It looks like the bought one for one of the koalaswim models. Here it is: http://s.aliexpress.com/EfeYBz2Y Jockmail apparently also makes sets of 1 front push-up cup plus 2 buttock pads: http://s.aliexpress.com/eY3eqIzi Falsies for dudes 
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Bored posted:There's the push-up cup somewhere in the middle of my post. Lemme find it again. It looks like the bought one for one of the koalaswim models. Bored posted:There's the push-up cup somewhere in the middle of my post. Lemme find it again. It looks like the bought one for one of the koalaswim models. I like how it specifically calls it gay underwear in the product description
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I agree with lowtax. Lingerie isn't really sexy. The other thing that I find unsexy and confusing is those stupid stripper shoes.
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fakeaccount posted:I agree with lowtax. Lingerie isn't really sexy. The other thing that I find unsexy and confusing is those stupid stripper shoes. I went to a company picnic thing that the people who care for the developmentally disabled threw (my brother is) and a young pretty executive assistant chick was wearing those with a short tight skirted business suit. Big stacked clear heel and sole---3 inches up to 4 at least. I could not BELIEVE it. Pretty girl, but so inappropriate it was laughable.
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fakeaccount posted:I agree with lowtax. Lingerie isn't really sexy. The other thing that I find unsexy and confusing is those stupid stripper shoes. Stripper shoes rule too! Everyhting about strippers is awesome,
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spinderella posted:I went to a company picnic thing that the people who care for the developmentally disabled threw (my brother is) and a young pretty executive assistant chick was wearing those with a short tight skirted business suit. The clear plastic part though :/
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Iron Crowned posted:Stripper shoes rule too! Everyhting about strippers is awesome, everything except their childhood traumas tbh
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but yes clear stripper shoes own, when they bang em together it sounds like a gunshot and they feel cool being scritchscratched down your sides during coitus
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Gatekeeper posted:coitus  The worst part is, stripper shoes aren't worse than regular heels, it's that regular heels aren't better than stripper heels. There's an airline that did a whole study on heels and women working in them and it's interesting and 
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gonna get some push-up assless chaps to really push my posting over the edge
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myDad posted:gonna get some push-up assless chaps to really push my posting over the edge All chaps are assless chaps Gaaaaaaaahhh
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:All chaps are assless chaps
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myDad posted:Assless chap In Britain, this is what they call Hank Hill
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:All chaps are assless chaps Does this... chap your rear end? 
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Thigh highs are cool because they make it look like the butt is resting on two fancy, lacy pedestals like a fine feast for a King.
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myDad posted:gonna get some push-up assless chaps to really push my posting over the edge Just wear sweatpants it makes zero difference. 
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Mistle posted:Does this... chap your rear end? You son of a bitch you spoiled my next joke too You all SUCK
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smoobles posted:Thigh highs are cool because they make it look like the butt is resting on two fancy, lacy pedestals like a fine feast for a King. this, for days
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Women think looking like a 19th century French whore is what men think is erotic, when it's actually seeing the penis bulging in her lace panties
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:I think lowtax is gone again yes posted:looks cool drat these avs are fuckin ace 
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