ESA Summer 2018 Chill Thread: What a waste of time.

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How's the thread? This poll is closed.
Chill	11	10.48%
Comfy	16	15.24%
Relaxing	3	2.86%
Witty	0	0%
Delightful	1	0.95%
Cool	1	0.95%
Engaging	0	0%
	73	69.52%
Total:	105 votes

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ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Hello again, speedfriends! What are you looking forward to this week?

# ¿ Jul 20, 2018 05:47

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 06:53

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

SoftNum posted:

Here's one at least.

I'm glad this emote exists, but why is it called neckbeard :confused:

# ¿ Jul 20, 2018 19:43

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

parabolic posted:

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 00:28

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Gonna sleep in and miss the first run, but I will probably see you all in time for cuphead

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 09:04

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

SeXReX posted:

https://twitter.com/GeorgeBradley90/status/1020637798871830529?s=19

You forgot the most important part

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A GAME INTO MY GENESIS. IT�S PRINGLES AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, PRINGLE DADDY. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN FARTING SOUNDS WHEN I SELECT A LEVEL OR SAYING OH NO WHEN I MESS UP. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY COLLECTED KAIZO CHIP EARLY AND COMPLETED MIRACLE JUMP. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE FLAVORS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY POPPING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 18:57

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Kaubocks posted:

i know this is to be expected with a smaller event but it's jarring to me after GDQ that they haven't gotten a donation in what feels like 30 minutes

Would help if the donation button actually went to a donation form.

e: Also, they appear to be tracking donations for each stream separately, which feels really weird, given that the second stream isn't even running for half the marathon.

e2: Okay, after five minutes of clicking around, finally found it. You have to click Donate to go to the tracker site, then click "ESA 2018 Stream 1" on the tracker, then click Donate there. Yeah, I'm kinda unsurprised that people are having trouble finding that.

ullerrm fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Jul 21, 2018

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 19:06

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Zillions magazine posted:

castrate or prostrate

because the former seems intense

How do you think she got the eggs for his crepe

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 19:13

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Zillions magazine posted:

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 19:22

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Brother Entropy posted:

oh hey it's that cuphead boss people wanna gently caress

no, the other one

no, the other other one

I actually ran across some Cuphead horney that I literally couldn't understand where the genitals went and who had which genital, and was just like, "okay this is not my thing but that's cool and it's okay if it's your thing"

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 19:23

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Vapor Moon posted:

It was me!

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 19:33

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Oh, and eggs sound pretty good, so taking a break for breakfast. Back later speedfriends

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 19:35

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Cabbit posted:

Oh my God, JC (just chives)

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 20:01

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

TMR time!

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 21:06

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Your Computer posted:

overwatch fan canon is adorable and great.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 22:10

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Vapor Moon posted:

I prefer anime weeaboo Moira

https://twitter.com/afterlaughs/status/994628055183355906

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 22:13

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

The Lobster posted:

My new SD card is the size of my thumbnail and 100x as much storage as my first computer

Vaguely related, a while back I looked up "why the hell did early PCs run on a weird rear end speed like 4.77mhz" and it turns out that basically every computer and console in the eighties was running on surplus crystals from color TVs with various clock dividers

because it was the eighties and everyone was broke

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 22:15

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

I'm not sure what's worse

1) DEAD AIR UM DEAD AIR
2) Jumping when music randomly started after the dead air

#2, because I was fixing the hem of some shorts and stabbed myself when I jumped

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 22:17

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Your Computer posted:

i know the overwatch run is over but this is relevant to the thread so i'm posting it anyway

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 22:22

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

That is an awesome mom.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 22:26

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

parabolic posted:

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 22:54

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

BTW, I know it wasn't a particularly enjoyable bit of DLC mechanics-wise, but Grimm's character design was pure awesome

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 22:55

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Also, this thread hasn't been nearly birdass enough

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 22:57

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Your Computer posted:

hollow knight fanart................................................. is good

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 23:00

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

parabolic posted:

I can't put my finger on why this is adorable, but I know it is

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 23:01

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

parabolic posted:

holy poo poo :3:

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 23:03

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

parabolic posted:

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 23:14

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Your Computer posted:

thread is out of control i'm leaving

(actually it's past midnight so i'll probably play some octopath then go to bed)

Sleep well friend, don't forget that there's a global timer and you have to patient to get through all the REM cycles

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 23:22

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

My only memories of Fable is everyone shouting "CHICKEN CHASER" at me

and I promptly gave _no shits whatsofuckingever_ when that entire loving village burned

chase those flames, assholes

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 23:26

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

I've been burning time playing Mothergunship, which is bloody fantastic.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 03:08

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Your Computer posted:

since i'm seeing a lot of nordic countries i thought i'd post this helpful chart

# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 03:16

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Raised By Birds posted:

Those are some good cattes.

It's a shoop of a poster from Stand Still, Stay Silent which is a fantastic comic about magic returning to Earth after an apocalyptic plague. (In it, cats are considered holy because they were one of the few sentient animals to not be turned by the Illness, and everyone keeps them around to detect evil and kill rodents. There are military-issue cattes.) Go read it.

Raised By Birds posted:

Isn't it like, a family of one?

Nope! It forms a close family with Estonian, and it has major similarities with Hungarian.

e: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uralic_languages#Grammar

ullerrm fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Jul 22, 2018

# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 04:22

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

So, I swear I asked this and got an answer in the SGDQ thread, but I promptly forgot the answer (or never read it closely). I've never played the KH games, and from what I understand it's basically just a typical JRPG with Disney characters.

1) Does the order matter?
2) What ones do I actually need to play? And since there's a fuckton of remixes and remakes and rereleases, what are those?

# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 07:17

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Studio posted:

The secret to Tomb Raider runs is that they're very good.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 10:30

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Good morning, speedfriends! I succeeded at alarm skip but missed the global cycle and slept in.

What's everyone looking forward to today? The only thing that was jumping out at me was Chroma Squad this afternoon on Stream 2, because I adore that game casually but have never seen a speedrun of it.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 20:07

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Coming Up Next: Dog's Life

:3:

# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 21:21

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 21:32

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

parabolic posted:

# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 22:19

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

It's finale time. Are you ready for THE FART

# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 23:09

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

The Lobster posted:

# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 23:10

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 06:53

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Octatonic posted:

peaches come from a can.

they were put there by a dog

# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 23:13

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