French Canadian posted:

i found a text file containing puns???

whose puns are these!?


We'll put free sheets on all the beds, there'll be no cover charge.

Hello, Coconut Arms. Yes, we have a dining room. If it's fish, we have it. If it's meat, we have it. If it's fowl, we've had it too long

We took pictures of the native girls but they weren't developed. But we're going back again in a couple of weeks!

I've a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it

Ice water? Eat an onion that'll make your eyes water!

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.