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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Fight card looks really good:

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sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

i wish i had a breakfast burger

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

Travesty of a judge's decision in the first fight pass fight, bodes well for the rest of the evening

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Interesting technique putting the cheese on the bottom. Must be training at Jackson Wink

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Brown Paper Bag posted:

Travesty of a judge's decision in the first fight pass fight, bodes well for the rest of the evening

Eh stasiak got takedowns but didn't do anything with em.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

checking in for ufc breakfast

has anything cool happened so far

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


The ref hates that dude's head

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
30 25 30 24 30 24

Oof

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

G-Hawk posted:

checking in for ufc breakfast

has anything cool happened so far

They showed the weigh-in and it ends up the guy fighting Marc Diakiese is Kelvin Gastelum under a fake name

Also - Jesus, 30-24?

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-gytvj1w2w

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Diakiese sure does wilt hard when you don't give him his space to work.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Le Saboteur posted:

Diakiese sure does wilt hard when you don't give him his space to work.

he looks totally helpless if you just crowd the gently caress out of him

diakiese is fighting scared as hell

G-Hawk fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Jul 22, 2018

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I like that Kelvin's homunculus is beating up Micro Venom Page.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Lol Diakiese goes down and the ref immediately positions himself behind the guard for some reason.

Man, this is 3 losses in a row for Diakiese after starting his UFC career with 3 wins in a row. It's a brutal game.

Le Saboteur fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Jul 22, 2018

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
This is hosed up. This guy stole Gastelums face. Even his physique has the bit of body fat.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

diakiese got the absolute poo poo beat out of him by fake gastelum

heeebrew
Sep 6, 2007

Weed smokin', joint tokin', fake Jew of the Weed thread

I'm bummed Nick Hein wasn't able to keep the pressure on in the third and secure the W. He ankle locked me in a nogi tournament a few years back and I've always rooted for him since.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

This card sucks and honest to god I think Stefan Struve is the best hope left to save it

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
odd

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

danny roberts is the most pointless ufc fighter

he just kind of exists

heeebrew
Sep 6, 2007

Weed smokin', joint tokin', fake Jew of the Weed thread

Danny Roberts won a gift decision. Fun loving fight.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
I am 100% down for watching Neil Magny destroy that guy

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
will eye pokes continue to be the best base for MMA???

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

it would be neat if anyone, at all,attempted to do something cool on this card

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Power of Pecota posted:

This card sucks and honest to god I think Stefan Struve is the best hope left to save it

About that...

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Struve is trying to do cool things but coward Tybura just wants to wrestle enabled by lecturing uncle Marc Goddard.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Between this gash and the "Sutoruvu" x-ray after Hunt shattered it, Struve's jaw has taken more damage than most people's entire bodies

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Le Saboteur posted:

About that...

I stand by that, the only positive association I have with anyone left on the card (I didn't watch MMA when Shogun was good) is Glover instantly eating poo poo against Rumble Johnson

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

bad. all of this is bad.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
drat, there hasn't been a finish on this card since the early prelims.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Did Struve get into the mixed martial arts on a monkey's paw wish or something, like he could be a fighter forever but at the cost of knowing anything about self defense

Or maybe it's a reverse Shallow Hal situation where we all see an eight foot tall hill troll but actually he's a very frightened penguin

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

What the gently caress is wrong with this ref?

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

more decisions for the decisions gods

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Please stop talking.

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Glover looking like dookie

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

teixiera done hit the old age wall


also this is the most boring card i've watched in a long, long time

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
They stacked this card with mostly big weight class fights hoping for finishes and got 9 straight decisions.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Ha. Cuts to his coach blowing up his gloves like balloons.

slev
Apr 6, 2009

Corey Anderson is going to be a top 5 lhw

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handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


rootin g for the guy ive never heard of for reutrn of hte mack

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