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trem_two posted:Noted Canadian and drunk driving enthusiast Christ I wish this would fit as a username
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Gigi Galli posted:I'm impressed, Belge. Well done.
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We arrive now at the third qualifying round. With the end of the second qualifying round, we bid adieu to some of our favorite minnow countries
You are gone... and also forgotton In the interest of time and relevancy I shall talk about matchups involving newcomers. The Loser Path of Former Champions  -  Bulgarian champion Ludo Gorets have failed their way into the 3rd qualifying round by failing to beat the Hungarian champions  -  After Legia Warsaw failed to siege the city of Trnava, it now sets its sights on Dudelange. The Luxembourgish lads will hope their special tax deals with Poland can shield them from defeat.  -  Fun fact: even though it's all up in my face I typoed Alashkert's name in the OP. They're still boring though, so I hope CFR Cluj runs a train on them.  -  Last round Ljubljana kicked Northern Ireland out of Eurofoot. This time they could do it to Finland. If I were Helsingi Jalkapalloklubi, I'd be very afraid.  -  🤠 🇲🇩🇲🇩🇲🇩 🇲🇩 🇲🇩 🇲🇩 👇 🇲🇩🇲🇩 👇 🇲🇩 🇲🇩 🇲🇩 🇲🇩 👢 👢 howdy. i'm the sheriff of moldova  -  I see Cork finally bothered to show up. They'll have to be fierce against Norwegian champions Rosenborg who have somehow lost to Celtic over two legs.  -  In this battle of the Baltics, we say: lmao wtf is that logo Suduva. We're not playing FIFA here.  -  Dear Midtjylland, Please kick Total Network Solutions out of Eurofoot. Cheers, Bung Piepit  -  Hapoel Be'er Sheva meet APOEL in a very special 'Clubs that beat the poo poo out of Flora Tallinn' festival galore.  -  Can Albanian champions Kukësi avoid The Curse of the Thread Title and not get ousted by Georgians? Who knows, who cares. The Epic Win Path for Not-Champions  -  We could imply that there will probably a massive chance of collusion between the greatest Belorussian and the greatest Russian club ever, even going so far as saying Zenit will probably win easily because of UEFA sponsor Gazprom, but should we be that cynical of the beautiful game in late capitalism.The answer is probably.  -  Apparently Sturm Graz were one of three Intertoto winners once. This game isn't that interesting.  -  Sarpsborg is winning the hearts and minds of some by going strong in their very first Eurofoot campaign. It's a drat shame they'll probably get wrecked by Rijeka  -  Brexiteer promise shattered as Basaksehir Turks enter England anyway.  -  Zorya Luhansk of war-torn Eastern Ukraine meet Braga of class war-torn Portugal. Finally, newcomer ties that might be interesting!  -  So uhh, what happened in Greece, Basel? Are you actually going to turn up in this, the greatest of Eurofoot competitions?  -  This matchup is probably peak Eurofoot. I've never heard of Sigma Olomouc in my life, and I've been doing these threads for a while now.  -  Fun Fact: Rapid Wien are the only club currently outside of Germany to have won the German title. The collaborator cunts.  -  Hey remember when it was discovered Greek football was all a sham to promote Olympiacos? Whatever happened to that? Luzern are apparently rivals of Sankt Gallen, who are gone from the competition. I hope these Swiss leave too.  -  Will Feyenoord follow the way of Vitesse and actually win a game? Or will they gently caress up like AZ did?  -  I still don't know who Jagiellonia are, but now they're playing a Belgian team. Former Spurswreckers Gent. Please post in the Belgium thread.  -  I've actually never seen Brondby's logo until today. Why is it a well?  -  The students at Universitatea Craiova have found out that drinking Red Bull doesn't actually give you wings. Huge if true These matches don't have newcomers, but they might be interesting??? Pyunik -- Maccabi Tel Aviv Hapoel Haifa - Atalanta Genk - Lech Poznan Nordsjaelland - Partizan Hibs - Molde Hajduk - Steaua Sevilla - Zalgiris Mariupol - Bordeaux CSKA Sofia - Kobnhavn Rangers - Maribor Ufa - Progres Niederkorn Besiktas - LASK Linz Apollon Limassol - Dinamo Brest
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you are doing the lords work op edit: belgend posted:
'Brøndby' means 'Well-town/city' ass cobra fucked around with this message at 14:46 on Aug 3, 2018 |
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Doing a big lol at the fact that we'll have matches like Sevilla - Bordeaux or Feyenoord - Rapid Wien in the playoffs to the Europa League, clearly it's just too elite a competition to fit all these garbage teams, thanks UEFA Last time Molde got knocked out by Sevilla they at least got to beat a bunch of poo poo European teams in the group stages first so I'll be especially chuffed if they end up matched with them again
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Insurrectionist posted:Doing a big lol at the fact that we'll have matches like Sevilla - Bordeaux or Feyenoord - Rapid Wien in the playoffs to the Europa League, clearly it's just too elite a competition to fit all these garbage teams, thanks UEFA Bordeaux and Sevilla are garbage teams cause they finished 7th in their league. Maybe they should strive to be as good as *checks wiki* Akhisar Belediyespor
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Maybe if they place 7th they shouldn't be bullying garbage leagues in Europe at all makes you think
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Insurrectionist posted:Doing a big lol at the fact that we'll have matches like Sevilla - Bordeaux or Feyenoord - Rapid Wien in the playoffs to the Europa League, clearly it's just too elite a competition to fit all these garbage teams, thanks UEFA Feyenoord and Rapid Wien are unironically garbage
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EntwAiSQzPQ Minsk v Zenit game is streamed without commentary gently caress yeah And Minsk have a player named Shitov While Zenit have Shatov
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Aug 9, 2018 17:59
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looks like zenit are shitov actually
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results post woo Pyunik 0-0 Maccabi Tel Aviv Ufa 2-1 Niederkorn Hapoel Haifa 1-4 Atalanta Alashkert 0-2 Cluj Jurmala 0-1 Marijampole Leipzig 3-1 Craiova Olomouc 2-0 Kairat Ludogorets 1-0 Zrjinski Minsk 4-0 Zenit (lmao) Trencin 4-0 Feyenoord (also lmao) Mariupol 1-3 Bordeaux Hapoel Be'er Sheva 2-2 APOEL Graz 0-2 Larnaca Kutaisi 5-2 Kukesi Sheriff 1-0 Valur Apollon 4-0 Dinamo Brest Bialystok 0-1 Gent CSKA Sofia 1-2 Kobnhavn Nordsjaelland 1-2 Partizan Vitesse 0-1 Basel Basaksehir 0-0 Burnley Olympiacos 4-0 Luzern Genk 2-0 Poznan Ljubljana 3-0 HJK Besiktas 1-0 LASK Luhansk 1-1 Braga Hibs 0-0 Molde Cork 0-2 Rosenborg Hajduk 0-0 Steaua TNS 0-2 Midtylland Subotica 0-2 Brondby Rangers 3-1 Maribor Sarpsborg 1-1 Rijeka Legia 1-2 Dudelange (lmao) more to cum belgend fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Aug 9, 2018 |
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Feyenoord must surely be one of the consistently worst performing teams in Europe relative to their size/league these days
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Legia conceded a goal to Dudelange, someone check if mackintosh is OK
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belgend posted:results post woo I recognize a few of these teams.
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belgend posted:Legia conceded a goal to Dudelange, someone check if mackintosh is OK Don't worry, I expected this. Bear in mind Legia are currently managed by a caretaker manager (this was his third game in charge in 17 years), who took over from a guy who was an assistant (managed a women's team prior to this gig) to another guy who had no experience in senior football that we fired in May. The club is nearly broke, and it's a complete joke. I'm just counting down the days until it goes tits up, ends up relegated to the lowest tier and gets bought out by the fans.
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Just watched the Hapoel Haifa - Atalanta highlights and when Barrow scored and did the Muslim prayer thing the crowd boo'd insanely loud.
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Aug 9, 2018 23:52
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Aug 10, 2018 01:07
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rear end cobra posted:you are doing the lords work op They are however more known for their consumption of glue, than water from the well. Good times in Bulgaria, with a belgian ref that gave no fucks. For example he didn't care we did a back pass the the keeper who picked it up, but he was taking no poo poo from Sofia.   Denis Vavro, what a loving shot from a CB  and then a weak rear end penalty 
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Gigi Galli posted:Just watched the Hapoel Haifa - Atalanta highlights and when Barrow scored and did the Muslim prayer thing the crowd boo'd insanely loud. from the river to the sea, etc. also we expected more of you Hibs
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Gigi Galli posted:Just watched the Hapoel Haifa - Atalanta highlights and when Barrow scored and did the Muslim prayer thing the crowd boo'd insanely loud. Israel shouldn't be in UEFA anyway so who gives a poo poo.
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Shrapnig posted:Israel shouldn't be in UEFA anyway so who gives a poo poo. Because they should be called out at every opportunity.
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From a dutch ref blog because BBC article didn't have a video, but here is a guy at Sturm Graz/AEK Larnaca match throwing a drink at a referee and nailing him, causing a good amount of bleeding. Game restarted after a half hour delay.
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Aug 11, 2018 19:01
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Legia have hired Sa Pinto. Jesus Christ. This club is a gift that just keeps on giving. Not only are the ultras going to beat on the players, now we have a manager who might slap them around too.
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Aug 13, 2018 18:15
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Lmao if he got tilted in the Belge league he's going to write hour long monologues in Poland
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I forgot to bet against legia today ugh gently caress MY rear end
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Zenit packing their bags too. Red after 72’ and still need 2 more goals
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mang posted:Zenit packing their bags too. Red after 72’ and still need 2 more goals They managed to do it.
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Is beating Legia going to be the Luxembourgish team's best result in Europe?
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Gigi Galli posted:They managed to do it. 
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lol indeed
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Imagine conceding four times against 10 men, twice in the second half of extra time when your opponents have run their legs off already to make up the advantage to boot, how the gently caress did Minsk beat even a Zenit B-team by four goals in the first game?
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lmao
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make it 7. besiktas just scored in the 90th to likely put themselves through as well
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and zenit had to play in an empty petrovsky(their old stadium) due to some uefa ban for something(racism?) although you can hear the fans that rented house boats just outside the stadium cheering throughout though
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mang posted:lmao holy poo poo
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8-1 now jesus christ
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considering the 10 men this is at least a PSG-tier collapse
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This is loving insane and I missed the first 90 minutes of this crazyness but this is loving insane
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