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papersack
Jul 27, 2003

This is based on the great design Pancakes made years ago and was kind enough to share so more people can get their hands on piss. These are about $21 dollars. Free shipping in the states. After a certain number of hats, CustomInk gives a refund check. I use this to offset shipping costs, and what's leftover gets donated. Current order form closes on August 6th.



Order form

Like it says in the order notes, enter your shipping address in the comments. This part is important! The folks in the last order were great and everyone provided their address.

Hats in action:




Media personalities who've received hats, but have yet to wear them:


https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/997602773456900096
https://twitter.com/SimonMaloy/status/1007681896074170368

Ron Perlman, Kumail Nanjiani, and Adam Scott were sent hats in the last wave. John Oliver was sent one but hasn't acknowledged it.

Here's an FAQ shamelessly stolen from the last thread:

1. The order requires 20 hats to be placed.
2. If the order doesn't reach at least 20 total it gets canceled. You get a refund of your money but no hat.
3. The hats cost $20.23 a piece.There's a small processing fee and maybe local tax depending where you are.
4. CustomInk will mail the full order to me. I will then mail hats to everyone who ordered them.
5. This means that I will need your shipping information. Leave this information in the comments section.
6. Again, please leave your preferred shipping information in the "Comment" option on the CustomInk payment link.
7. Please use an email address that you check regularly when ordering so that if there are any problems with shipping I can contact you easily.
8. I will not charge you for shipping (International: See below). I'll use the check from Custom Ink to offset the shipping costs. Whatever is left over from that gets donated.
9. I'll be mailing these via USPS, but can work with other shipping methods if needed.
10. Depending on the number of international orders, I may ask that you throw in for shipping. Shipping one international hat is the same cost as 6 hats in America.
11. I will leave this order open through August 6th. After that I expect it to close and the hats to get to me by mid-August, getting to everyone else by late August.
12. There's no profit margin on this. It's for fun and hopefully triggers a few chuds.
13. If there are any issues, email pisstape at gmail

Enough of the FAQ, here's the order link.

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VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005
:piaa:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost
I'll probably buy one to send to someone, but I don't know who! Which media/ other famous folks still need a hat? Does Ivana have a hat?

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost
What about Sasha Baron Cohen, does he have a hat yet?

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

No one got him on the last order, but that's a good idea.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Michelle Wolf and Hasan Minhaj both were hatted in round 3.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Mark Shields and David Brooks

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

papersack posted:

No one got him on the last order, but that's a good idea.

OK once my check comes in next week I'll buy Sasha one. How do I find out his mailing address though ???

Doc Walrus has issued a correction as of 02:51 on Jul 25, 2018

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Doc Walrus posted:

OK once my check comes in next week I'll buy Sasha one. How do I find out his mailing address though ???

Generally I think you target their agent or studio.

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

MysteriousStranger posted:

Generally I think you target their agent or studio.

OK I contacted a couple leads, hopefully I get a response.

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

Pancakes got a lot of celebs. He may be able to help.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Finally got one. Thanks papersack for doing this.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry
thank youuuuu for the PM I am signed UP

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Two piss hats ordered. Gonna gift it to the first friend or family member who mentions the piss tape. At this point I figure it's inevitable.

Thanks!

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost
Also, quoting this from the last thread:

Naerasa posted:

April Ryan, Jim Acosta, and Ashley Parker have all eaten poo poo at various points that are hat worthy.
April Ryan should definitely get one.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

did Ashely wear the hat yet

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
Maybe Alan Alda wants one, seems to be his type of humour and he's such a pro science person that I doubt he's very happy with the dotard. I'd be willing to order one for him if we can figure out how to get it delivered.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Send Stephen Colbert one.


Also I am def going to buy one this time.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

jesus christ alan alda and stephen colbert do not deserve or even want piss tape hats

OssiansFolly
Aug 3, 2012

Suffering at the factory of sadness every year.
Has someone sent one to Putin yet? Or Manaforte?

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

i say swears online posted:

jesus christ alan alda and stephen colbert do not deserve or even want piss tape hats

seriously, deworm ur brains guys lol

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


i say swears online posted:

jesus christ alan alda and stephen colbert do not deserve or even want piss tape hats

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

i say swears online posted:

jesus christ alan alda and stephen colbert do not deserve or even want piss tape hats

you got beef with alan alda?

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
To Iranian President Rouhani: WEAR THE HAT.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
yes it is important to prioritize , now , in these initial waves of hat production

hats to the deserving first

but the golden gospel falls into the eyes, nose, and mouth of the wicked and the good alike

and in time

all shall wear the hat

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

crazy cloud posted:

all shall wear the hat

do we know boosted's address?

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

OssiansFolly posted:

Has someone sent one to Putin yet? Or Manaforte?

One was sent to Senator of the IC Mark Warner.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry

Karl Barks posted:

you got beef with alan alda?

with his prince dekorum pleas for normalcy and Straight Talk With Fascists political preferences yeah i do

also his choice of companion on the lecture circuit

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
if you're going to send a piss hat to a scientist send one to bill nye


Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Got my hat today! It's great! The piss tape is real!

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

We should send one to Kadyrov, I bet he'd wear it.

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.
https://fsi.stanford.edu/people/michael_a_mcfaul

Former ambassador to Russia who believes in the Piss Tape has a public mailing address....

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




just got my hat, is this what happiness feels like

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
https://twitter.com/JamesHibberd/status/1022550864106594305

Seems like he needs a hat.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
My hats came today. Thanks papersack!

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Send one to Stormy Daniels.


Send one to EVERY PORNSTAR (also darkpriest).

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Mine got here today. Thanks!

OssiansFolly
Aug 3, 2012

Suffering at the factory of sadness every year.

cyphr555 posted:

just got my hat, is this what happiness feels like

When I opened my package and saw four bright yellow hats it was impossible to hide my excitement.

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Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost
Mine came in and for a brief moment, there was peace in the universe.

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