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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Incredible job offers!!! Apply now!!! Please rate this thread a 5, 1, 4, 2 and 3

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ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
Yeah man, I'm your rube!

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
What if you don't vote

Smackdillion
Feb 18, 2001

Someone paid :10bux: to give you this shitty icon and give Lowtax his cyborg spine parts
hi uh im here for the job

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

I would like to career at hy-vee please job me up

BIG MEATY SHITS
Mar 13, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Soiled Meat
id like one opportunity please

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Id rather work on my hum-vee

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I want to be a fat black man, please. I am willing to relocate if necessary.

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
I am interested in a career. What sort of professional development opportunities can Hy-Vee offer to me, your worthy candidate?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Give me the job man come on

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
Lowtax, what would be the benefits of switching over to Hyvee from Wegmans? Can I eat out of the bulk section when no customers are around?

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer
I'm allergic to peanuts, any peanuts in this "Career" they serve at

Hy-
Vee?

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
The produce section is overpriced, but pretty.

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007
the most damning evidence of how delusional some companies are is their constant misuse of the word "career".

like even white castle's job application is at careers.whitecastle.com. yep, gonna go get a job at a company where their first formal interaction with me is with them blatantly insulting me. i'm sure that's gonna be a start of a rewarding and dignifying relationship.

even the ceo of white castle is gonna be a disappointment to their parents who had to pull so many strings to get them into wharton, only for them to end up at white castle.

Laslow fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Jul 26, 2018

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
i'm your hy-man

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I already have a job, as a disabled person

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
already got a career in AIDS

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
Hymen Vagina LTD

Finally someone is trying to disrupt the dick sucking factory industry

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Sid Vicious posted:

I already have a job, as a disabled person

How’s your masturbation situation going? Wanna be a job creator?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
a local location of a super popular taco shop chain ((Tacos El Gordo (It loving OWNS)) had to literally close because they didnt have enough chefs OP

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Tacos-El-Gordo-Forced-to-Close-One-Location-Due-to-Lack-of-Staff-489177811.html

theres skill in making street tacos OP!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HciBpJ_MohM

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene

china bot posted:

i'm your hy-man
lol

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
eglantine, eglantine, hark to the stars
destiny calls us, the future is ours!!!

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Laslow posted:


even the ceo of white castle is gonna be a disappointment to their parents who had to pull so many strings to get them into wharton, only for them to end up at white castle.

lmao never thought of it like that

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


HugeGrossBurrito posted:

How’s your masturbation situation going? Wanna be a job creator?

I'm.not gay dude!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Lowtax posted:

Incredible job offers!!! Apply now!!! Please rate this thread a 5, 1, 4, 2 and 3



counterpoint: this guy looks real happy.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Sid Vicious posted:

I'm.not gay dude!

yes you are stop acting like you not gay. so triflin

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I want to be a fat black man, please. I am willing to relocate if necessary.

Banned for racism, you can't point out that somebody is black, bye bye fucke r

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
What kind of jobs does Hy-Vee provide? I assume it's like being Dr Kevorkian but you give people HIV

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





I rated this thread a 2.5

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I'm a fat white guy will they still hire me and also I'm not gay! But I'm retarded Nd willing to be masturbated but not by dudes I'm not freakin gay!

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Got a real case of fresh-head there buddy.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Please ban anyone who says I would let a man masturbate me I would not allow that I'm not gay go to hell, Hell Yeah!

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Sid Vicious posted:

I'm a fat white guy will they still hire me and also I'm not gay! But I'm retarded Nd willing to be masturbated but not by dudes I'm not freakin gay!

Same now let me at the Dilz

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



My first job was at Hy-Vee. I got tipped $20 after helping an older couple get their groceries to their car in a practical snowstorm arouns Christmas which...I mean I basically had to do it as part of my job.

Still, very nice rich people. I also chilled in the produce cooler which smelled like berries and ate those little Pop-Tart sticks they had for a while on occasion.

Sid Vicious posted:

I'm a fat white guy will they still hire me and also I'm not gay! But I'm retarded Nd willing to be masturbated but not by dudes I'm not freakin gay!

See: above

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Oh is this a grocery store thTs basically already my job sorry I thought I was applying to get jerked off by women, NOT men and NOt my own mom!

Rugoberta Munchu
Jun 5, 2003

Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?
Hy-Vee for Hy-Vendetta

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Sid Vicious posted:

Please ban anyone who says I would let a man masturbate me I would not allow that I'm not gay go to hell, Hell Yeah!

cmon man. get real. live your life and let a man jerk your dick

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Hell Yeah posted:

cmon man. get real. live your life and let a man jerk your dick

Okay you can come over

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Sid Vicious posted:

Okay you can come over

Heyyy

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StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Sid Vicious posted:

Oh is this a grocery store thTs basically already my job sorry I thought I was applying to get jerked off by women, NOT men and NOt my own mom!

Well they put in a high end bath products and clothes section, so you can use your imagination

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