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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Let's write six word sad stories
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Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
Time to invest in Tesla stock

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deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

Colonel Cancer posted:

Hours jerking it, did not nutt.

Already nutted but she keep suckin

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Out of crunchy raisin bran cereal.

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Grandma's alzheimer's doesn't equal endless cookies

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Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Carpet cleaners hosed off; forgot us.

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Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
Mass psychosis, everybody mamboing to death

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Didn't buy Bonestorm, went to Hell.

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