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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Let's write six word sad stories
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Painful Dart Bomb
May 23, 2012

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew he'd say "I'm gonna be like you, dad" "You know I'm gonna be like you".
There's a rumor that one time Hemingway bet some other dudes he could make a sad story using only six words. What he came up with was pretty good:

quote:

For sale: baby shoes, never worn
But I am pretty sure goons can do better. A couple to start:

For sale: Vent hood, never used

Free: Mailman shoes, don't even fit

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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Never gonna see my penis again

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I'm gay? I'm gay! I'm... gay...

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
call you later, then? oh, ok...

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
winner of the election: donald trump

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Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

 Printer carried 2 miles, FOR NOTHING!

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

 Through the door: receptionist, doctor, wife.

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Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Mozi posted:

winner of the election: donald trump

Yet the piss tape was real.

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vez veces
Dec 15, 2006

The engineer blew the whistle,
and the fireman rung the bell.
 This is not all a coma.

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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
 My gay dad died of AIDS.

Ten years old and molested daily.

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

symbolic posted:

Through the door: receptionist, doctor, wife.

owns

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1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

 I carried a printer for nothing

edit: beaten

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Tace Vim posted:

I carried a printer for nothing

want to make joke, haven't checked

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

 I am a Something Awful poster

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Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The OP thought this would work

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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
 Raymond Carver got drunk and died

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
He then crawled under a truck.

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Painful Dart Bomb
May 23, 2012

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew he'd say "I'm gonna be like you, dad" "You know I'm gonna be like you".
For sale: meat shoes, never worn

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
call me ishmael. oh no, whaaaaaaale!

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disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


 Let's write six word sad stories

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

 A life of mediocrity; middle management.

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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
I have a good thread idea!

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

 "Make America Great Again," he repeated.

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pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype

:wom:
Lipstick Apathy
Nobody posts on this forum anymore

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

 I'm a flat-earther and I vote

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

 I'm training to be an e-athlete

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A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

 Benghazi Ain't Going Away! - Charlie Daniels

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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
My last dying breath... Who farted?

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curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

 gently caress off gurf suck my balls

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soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Gross domestic product, four percent growth.

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fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
For sale: Baby shoes, never hosed

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spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

 For sale: comedy forum - dead, gay

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Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I wish things had been different.

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Never learned to count to six, man.

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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
 three different condoms, all too large

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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Life flourished once, then humanity happened.

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curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

 cancer or anime (out of cancer)

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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Died on toilet, undiscovered for weeks.

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Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

 Went to poo poo, only farted; alas.

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curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

 beautiful wife enjoys big bang theory

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