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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Let's write six word sad stories
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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
toxxed for hillary - she will win!

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 17:59
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Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
We die without truly knowing love

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 17:59
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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
 Lowtax is posting on Facebook now

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 18:03
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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
my elvish tattoos fade like youth

there are no gods to help

my pete and pete tattoo remains

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 18:11
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Hogo Fogo
May 10, 2010

 need to use toilet at doobie's

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 18:13
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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
eat my rear end please, mr miyagi

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 18:14
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Adar
Jul 27, 2001

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Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





 we're just friends so gently caress off

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 18:15
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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
hootie and the blowfish? still good

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 18:16
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Gorak
Dec 25, 2004

"Oh my God, they revived Gorak! You bastards!"
Jose plays Stardew valley at lot.

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 18:17
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bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

 Headbutt this fat dick mouth first

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 18:18
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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

 Doctor said cancer's back; loan denied

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 18:20
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friendbot2000
May 1, 2011

 Migrant children are imprisoned in cages

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 18:21
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bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

 Governments are purchased by private interest

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 18:28
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curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

 a full refund from the mohel

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 18:35
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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
 Press F to pay your respect.

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 18:37
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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
vote sheriff joe arpaio for senate

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Rock Paper Tongue
Oct 24, 2016

May cause birth defects

 "Come see my submarine," said Peter Madsen

gently caress, that's seven words, I said

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 18:46
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Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





 everything's dead gently caress the world RIP

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 18:46
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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Old computer, no DOOM for me

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vdarknight
Jul 4, 2007

 So I'm dead, yes?

Sorry, no.

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 18:50
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vdarknight
Jul 4, 2007

 They lived happily ever after.

Ha!

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 18:51
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vdarknight
Jul 4, 2007

 Once upon a time.

The end.

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 18:52
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WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
 Want to die but I can’t.

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 18:54
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vdarknight
Jul 4, 2007

 For Sale.
My Dignity.
Barely used.

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 18:55
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Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
 So you're saying there's a chance...

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 18:57
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Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
 M'lady love, I tip my fedora

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 18:58
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Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
 If more than 2 fingers; dick.

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 18:59
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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
please leave babies r us aatrek

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Babies don't need shoes, Hemingway's scamming

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Koboje
Sep 20, 2005

Quack
Duck did not get to pond

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 19:07
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Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

 My parents got old and racist. :(

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 19:14
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Wugga
Oct 30, 2006

I BEAT MEAT
I'm a youtube superstar called Pewdiepie.

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 19:15
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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

 Columbia House Record Club: Santana - Abraxas

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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
 Your parents were always racist, sorry.

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A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

 Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes - never worn.

Valentine's Day at the Golden Corral.

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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
 Donald Trump paid me for sex.

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vdarknight
Jul 4, 2007

 You do know you're adopted?

Right?

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 19:21
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Captain_Indigo
Jul 29, 2007

"That’s cheating! You know the rules: once you sacrifice something here, you don’t get it back!"

 Edit: VERY Old magician fondled me at work.

Captain_Indigo fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Jul 27, 2018

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Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
 They never even found the guy.

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