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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

is it good? or bad?

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
this thread will have a few novel gags for a few pages then become incredibly strident once the d&d people latch onto it

voted 3

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
I can do all things through God and Communism

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

it's okay

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

goon project, let's all become salafist muslim, reject the bid'ah and implement sharia law in cspam :)

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Karl Barks posted:

goon project, let's all become salafist muslim, reject the bid'ah and implement sharia law in cspam :)

rip lf

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Jesus was a socialist revolutionary who was tortured to death by one of the most corrupt and decadent empires in history and his early followers were hardcore enough to use said torture implement he was killed on as a symbol of their faith while dodging persecution

Christianity was great until Constantine got his hands on it

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
its bad op, all of it

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

if yr theology ain't liberatory get the gently caress out

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

imagine a rich priest, lmao

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVTBcFV5lN0

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Like all other forms of storytelling media, it's ruined by its die-hard fans.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
Well it depends, do you accept Holy Mother Church?

Mercrom
Jul 17, 2009
we wont need religion when the extremely wealthy become gods

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
It's neutral, except for Christianity which is evil

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Mercrom posted:

we wont need religion when the extremely wealthy become gods

are you a believer?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

alsothere
Oct 14, 2014
Taco Defender

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Indeed.

Wanted By Weed
Aug 14, 2005

Toilet Rascal

I'm not even a little surprised to see this.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm Apathetic, that's my religion. If I die and then it turns out I'm going to hell forever then I'll fight my way out. That's the plan, basically.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Christian socialism is orthodox christianity AND Marxism

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12kcpP-8jfM

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
HEH

time to bust out these babies

*cracks posting knuckles which have 'smug life' tattooed on them*

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
are you talking about some band OP? if so, it's bad

beaten sorta

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Lastgirl posted:

this thread will have a few novel gags for a few pages then become incredibly strident once the d&d people latch onto it

voted 3

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion, too

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

frankenfreak posted:

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion, too
Overrated song.

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

Feldegast42 posted:

Jesus was a socialist revolutionary who was tortured to death by one of the most corrupt and decadent empires in history and his early followers were hardcore enough to use said torture implement he was killed on as a symbol of their faith while dodging persecution

Christianity was great until Constantine got his hands on it

This is a good take. Christianity is at its worst when it tries to gain political power.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Karl Barks posted:

goon project, let's all become salafist muslim, reject the bid'ah and implement sharia law in cspam :)

The only way to achieve true Islam is to curse the first three caliphs.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB9YIsKIEbA

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Good.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Religion: Problematic; especially when your dead father king comes from purgatory to tell you that your uncle, who is now the king, killed your father, but you're transferring over to be protestant and no longer believe in catholic purgatory, so you're stuck wondering if your father is telling the truth or is a demon from hell.

OR!

The Pope declares that it is legal to kill Non-Catholics, and you're the queen and head of your country's Protestant but Catholic looking church started by your father, with the problem that the next queen in line is a Catholic Scottish queen, and ALSO! you have a bunch of really loving boring Protestants who hate how nice your churches look and are quick to call everybody and anybody the Anti-Christ.

mazzi Chart Czar has issued a correction as of 18:56 on Jul 28, 2018

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/JamieWa05719121/status/1018264040253153280

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Taintrunner posted:

I'm Apathetic, that's my religion. If I die and then it turns out I'm going to hell forever then I'll fight my way out. That's the plan, basically.

ok , good news and bad news: youre already there

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