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EBB posted:Holy gently caress It's funny that the Sweet Meteor o' Death was projected to kill us all DIRECTLY when it was always attempting to do it INDIRECTLY. SMOD is smarter than us all.
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This has come up before, but always in an "I want to believe" kind of context. Sure the polls were interesting, but that doesn't say much since polls are kinda flukey. https://twitter.com/CookPolitical/status/1025366854427181060?s=19 Cook Political now has Ted Cruz's Senate seat one step above being a pure toss-up. poo poo's serious now.
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https://twitter.com/lawcrimenews/status/1026518504273571840?s=19TMZ posted:And sources tell us ... during the process, France was name-dropping all of the powerful people he knew and even mentioned his relationship with President Donald Trump. Booze and oxy. That had to have been fun to drive on!
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Today, the writer for 2018 wrote a page, got bored, then took a nap. Edit: why yes, yes I did crimes. He told me to do crimes and then I did the crimes. https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1026571184010391552?s=19 Edit2: ok the writer woke up https://twitter.com/jjouvenal/status/1026572532424605696?s=19 See he told me to do crimes and I did the crimes, but what he didn't know is that I like crimes so I did crimes against him too because I like crimes facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Aug 6, 2018 |
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Manafort is getting sold out by his partner-in-crime that was also stealing money from him behind his back that's some galaxy brain level poo poo right there
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Hot Karl Marx posted:So manafort is turbo hosed now right? The defense only has one play here: everyone is crooked therefore let my crooked guy go They're going to portray Gates as the Ringleader and Manafort as the stupid old man being taken advantage of. Usually doesn't work, but you never know with juries!
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Aug 6, 2018 22:05
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Well if I gotta tell the truth, I gotta tell the truth! https://twitter.com/jjouvenal/status/1026917551547342848?s=19 https://twitter.com/jjouvenal/status/1026919793125994497?s=19 This trial rules, Gates basically legally robbed/grifted from Trump too.
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Aug 7, 2018 21:00
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The Republican should be sailing away with this district by about 10% and instead it's *this* close. https://twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/1027007001824579584 Nobody knows what vote is currently left because Ohio is a dumb state. They also don't report precinct-by-precinct so nobody knows what vote is still out and from where. Gonna be close! Edit: Republican likely going to win, within provisional ballot range, but lol Right to Work got turbofucked in Missouri. facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Aug 8, 2018 |
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Aug 8, 2018 02:46
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Wooooooooooops https://twitter.com/PeterAlexander/status/1027182439590977536?s=19 https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/1027183819969978368?s=19
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Internet Wizard posted:This is the election I mentioned earlier where the attack ads against O'Connor were stuff like "he doesn't support the border wall, he thinks ICE should be restructured, he would join hashtag The Resistance" Every indication is that we're getting that message nationwide for the midterms. Trump is permanently toxic for the college-educated, so their only real move is to go hard on the MS-13 bullshit and all that to turn out non-college-educated white people and hope for the best. The racist ads are definitely going to be something!
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Aug 8, 2018 17:04
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Crakkerjakk posted:I stole another reel from another company that didn't believe in gear guards and just cut the serial number tags off of it. You didn't steal a drat thing, that's called midnight requisitioning! 
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Lordy, there are tapes! https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1027280564347437058?s=19 https://twitter.com/swin24/status/1027281384950382592?s=19 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Aug 8, 2018 |
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Attention: everything isn't terrible https://twitter.com/dabeard/status/1027578403996815360?s=19
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https://twitter.com/Evan_Rosenfeld/status/1027632438762065920?s=19 I don't think the judge is going to accept "hey we hosed up because we have no idea what we're doing" as good rationale for defying a court order. This one could be fun because judicial contempt* tends to mean something versus bullshit congressional contempt *lol sessions is going to pay a tiny fine
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Aug 9, 2018 20:38
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i'm the bad No Man's Sky ripoff https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1027647890196443137?s=19
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Aug 9, 2018 21:14
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Sheriff Joe sure has weird ideas about golden showers and handjobs. https://twitter.com/alweaver22/status/1027955948164399105
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I've seen a lot of dumb things today. Here's the dumbest. https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/1028009358414753793 https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dnc-serves-wikileaks-with-lawsuit-via-twitter/
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 SOMEONE STOLE A PLANE AT SEA-TAC https://twitter.com/i/moments/1028120810374881282 https://twitter.com/TwitterMoments/status/1028124530181464065 Audio feed here if you can get it working (grounding order basically over now): https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/15227/web https://twitter.com/Bensign/status/1028115110210953216 https://twitter.com/Aviation_Intel/status/1028123913090260993 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Aug 11, 2018 |
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Well rip that guy! https://twitter.com/mckenna_brown/status/1028126845860896768
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Official people are making the statement confirming everything linked  https://twitter.com/PierceSheriff/status/1028138179298189312
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Aug 11, 2018 05:43
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Nazis keep getting followed by Tuba/Sousaphone players, but I've never seen this high-tech guy before. https://twitter.com/ellievhall/status/1028738397219766273
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The President of the United States is very Not Mad and Definitely Not Sitting On The Toilet For Hours https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/1029054547619135488?s=19 He's also bullshitting about PGA golfers, so it's another day hard at work for Donnie.
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Vasudus posted:i uh https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1029397532449767425?s=19 Could be because they don't want their own witnesses cross-examined, could be that they're going to make the argument that the feds didn't make their case, could be that they literally have no defense. Who knows?
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Crakkerjakk posted:Guessing they're going for "we poked enough holes in the prosecution's case for there to be reasonable doubt (we hope), and since our client is guilty as gently caress we're going to try to appear self-confidently righteous since any evidence or witnesses we tried to present would just get torn apart by the prosecution." Yep. Popehat is currently threading and that's basically what he just said. https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1029400605305974785?s=19
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:Surprised the Manaforte jury isn't back yet They have a metric assload of documents to get through. The trial ran quick because they kept the questioning down (federal trials go fast and the judge was pushing the tempo), but there are still hundreds of pages of dense banking records to go through.
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Niton posted:https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1030197419903016961 It's dumb as all loving poo poo. https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/1030202285681508352?s=19 The jurors apparently have never heard of a shell company before. Fantastic. The reasonable doubt question is likely because they forgot the judge's jury instructions.
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https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1030203397352255488?s=19 https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1030204085235011585?s=19 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Aug 16, 2018 |
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shame on an IGA posted:"Screw you guys, I'm going to the Bastille" PISS ON YOU, I'M WORKING FOR
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Gahahah https://twitter.com/MurielBowser/status/1030437239384403968?s=19 It's fun when people know Twitter better than Donnie.
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Vasudus posted:Solution: make every American play XCOM and then ask them how confident they are with 64% odds. Trump winning was my 25% shotgun hit chance that missed the sectoid, but nailed the truck behind it, blowing up the truck and the sectoid. https://twitter.com/AP/status/1030451360779710465?s=19
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Forever War 3.0 https://twitter.com/KenDilanianNBC/status/1030486187348291584?s=19 https://twitter.com/colincampbell/status/1030481823703420928?s=19
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GODDAMNIT https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1030525968862142464?s=19 k no biggie https://twitter.com/ChadPergram/status/1030526911678754816?s=19 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Aug 17, 2018 |
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Aug 17, 2018 19:47
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Fallom posted:Shut the gently caress up and get back to work; jurors don't get nooners Apparently it's an actual thing stated by court officials that juries get to set their own hours for deliberations. They work as long or as short as they want and one juror has an event at 5pm today. Fuckers.
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psydude posted:The really hosed up part that isn't getting as much coverage as Brennan is that they're going to revoke the clearance of a career DoJ employee because of a right wing conspiracy theory. All that poo poo probably doesn't matter anymore, Trump is going to blow his lid because he has a rat in the house. https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1030877914059993089 Don McGahn, White House Counsel, has been talking like crazy to Mueller because of the old "cooperate with Mueller" strategy of the Trump legal team and McGahn was afraid of being railroaded for obstruction. McGahn calls Trump "King Kong" behind his back. Donnie might not even know that McGahn has been talking. Three interviews, 30 hours.
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They used to accuse Obama of being so stupid he needed a teleprompter all the time. https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1031625956660785152?s=19 https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1031625523460431872?s=19 Edit: yep this isn't even close https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/1031630594105520130?s=19 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Aug 20, 2018 |
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Aug 20, 2018 20:35
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This could mean everything, this could mean nothing! It's the Arby's of tea leaves! https://twitter.com/politiCOHEN_/status/1031645469473218566?s=19
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Hmm. https://twitter.com/jeremyherb/status/1031928344294682626?s=19 HMMM https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1031930560921227265?s=19 HMMMMMMMMMM https://twitter.com/JesseRodriguez/status/1031931743849381888?s=19 Fuckin Moses it's gonna be a day.
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4pm court hearing. https://twitter.com/JesseRodriguez/status/1031966713603125248?s=19 https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1031966538767761420?s=19 loving lollin my dick off here, this is another mattering-adjacent thing, as it's campaign finance!
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Holy gently caress, EIGHT counts https://twitter.com/messagetime/status/1031999193374748672?s=19 Edit 3: nevermind, nothingburger Edit: MANAFORT VERDICT COMING https://twitter.com/JesseRodriguez/status/1032000424772075522?s=19 Edit 2: DUCK AND COVER IT'S A NEWS TSUNAMI https://twitter.com/HardballChris/status/1032000961911422977?s=19 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Aug 21, 2018 |
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE GOT HIM https://twitter.com/daviddesola/status/1032004442160128000?s=19 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Aug 21, 2018 |
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