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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Please get the gently caress to defending now kthxbye

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

whypick1 posted:

Please get the gently caress to defending now kthxbye

Uh, actually, we should score again imo.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Lol how the hell are San Jose beating Dallas

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Jesus loving Christ...the Quakes actually beat a team not named "Minnesota United"

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
holy lol

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
HAHAHAHAHZAHAHZHASASHAHHAHA

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Still laughing my rear end off

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

whypick1 posted:

Still laughing my rear end off

I was yelling at them to kick the ball forward the whole 96th minute and that happened. Amazing.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Acosta seems to be taking to Colorado nicely.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

whypick1 posted:

Still laughing my rear end off
As bad as the Minnesota collapse was, I don't know how the ref got to a +6 for stoppage time. Then he played a total of +8 worth of stoppage time on top of that.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Well, then! That was a hell of a six point swing for SEA/MIN

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Are Colorado and San Jose going to win on the same day? :psyduck:

Hungryjack
May 9, 2003

Theee reds and our coach got tossed

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

HOU v SKC has been loving insane

Hungryjack
May 9, 2003

Ref tried to go to endline VAR screen and the hail of bottles prevented him from approaching it. He hung out in the center circle until the VAR ref radioed it in.

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?

whypick1 posted:

Acosta seems to be taking to Colorado nicely.

Hell yeah he has. Yes yes yes no Zlatan blah blah lucky win blah blah blah. I’ll still take it though. The Rapids seem to have finally figured out a 3-5-2 isn’t going to work with that roster and found a formation that will. Maybe.

Easily their best 89 minute effort all season. I’ll take it.

Im still disappointed with Tommy Smith’s lazy clearance off the ball right to an LA player, who then scored, and then yelling at Ford for not making a play. That was really bad.

Hungryjack posted:

Ref tried to go to endline VAR screen and the hail of bottles prevented him from approaching it. He hung out in the center circle until the VAR ref radioed it in.

I gotta watch the replay of that game. :eek:

TheBoyBlunder fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Aug 5, 2018

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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What an embarrassing goal to give up.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
nice goal by LAFC

mang
Jul 21, 2015
If blessing had any finishing ability LAFC would be winning this game

mang
Jul 21, 2015
gently caress yes red bulls

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Of course a goal happens when I'm busy moving laundry.

mang
Jul 21, 2015
Good second place again. Eat it nycfc (DC isn't even worth mentioning anymore)

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

RIP the Revs

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Rapids sign 17 year old MF Cole Bassett from the academy yesterday, put him in the 18 today. That’s quick.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

TwoStepBoog posted:

RIP the Revs

Look at this idiot

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

TwoStepBoog posted:

Look at this idiot

You were just early is all

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Everything about that was great but wow, royer's assist

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Rapids just won 2-1 on a last minute goal from *checks notes* Nana Boateng. Of all players. :dance:

That was a hell of a lot fun.

I think the funniest part is the boos worked. :keke:

TheBoyBlunder fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Aug 12, 2018

mang
Jul 21, 2015

Seltzer posted:

Everything about that was great but wow, royer's assist

Unbelievable from royer amazing vision. Think this team can make some noise in the playoffs but I’m prepared to be hurt again

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

SKC are winning at 1-0 at half. It's against a LAFC made mostly of backups, so I'm not too confident, but I hope Russell or Nemeth come in and revitalize things.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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mang posted:

Unbelievable from royer amazing vision. Think this team can make some noise in the playoffs but I’m prepared to be hurt again

Lol yea that's us for the past ~5 years. The adams tackle and BWP finish were nice as well. Good to see Royer hitting his stride, he struck me as a confidence player with quality

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
Vancouver TRIED to pull their usual "score early, concede before halftime" bullshit but Valeri missed a penalty and then someone managed to let a 5'3" winger get a free header in the box?

So now we're leading 2-0 away at Portland while resting half our starters and I'm only like 50% sure this isn't a drunken hallucination.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
What a cheap shot from Jozy.

e: :laffo:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
So Toronto is going to self-destruct today, eh?

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

whypick1 posted:

So Toronto is going to self-destruct today, eh?

This felt like a winnable game too. I'm genuinely wondering if that one petulant kick from Jozy has torpedoed TFC's playoff chances right when they were sputtering back to life?

edit: maybe not directly, they have too many games in hand for that. But he's almost certainly going to eat a DisCo ban for that and, as the past few months have established, they are terrible without him.

Dallan Invictus fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Aug 12, 2018

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

whypick1 posted:

So Toronto is going to self-destruct today, eh?

LOOK AT THIS IDIOT

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
MORE CARDS
MORE GOALS
MORE MORE MORE

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Bono almost giving up his second howler there.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
What did Jozy do?

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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

camoseven posted:

What did Jozy do?

https://streamable.com/3j6ot

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