- Macnult
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By Fred Wurst:
Its just one of those days
Where you just wanna carb up
My shirt is untucked
For the potluck
You don't really know why
But you want to justify
Rippin' some pudding lids off
Consumin' the snacks
And if you eat my mac'
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to make gourmet for my supper
It's just one of those days
It's all about the he's fed/she's fed bullshit
I think you better whip that cream quick
'Cause I'll be leaving with my pants ripped
It's all about the he's fed/she's fed bullshit
I like banana splits, muchin' fish sticks
Its just one of those days
Feeling like some weight gain
First one to the Caine's
Leavin' with some chest pain
drat right I'm a maniac
You better watch your stacks
'cause I'm munchin' up your Grand Slam
My cheese is chopped up
My drool is mopped up
First in line with my pop cup
Your bet is to make parfaits for my supper
It's just one of those days
It's all about the he's fed/she's fed bullshit
I think you better quit
Hogging those chips
'Cause I'll be leaving with some bean dips
It's all about the he's fed/she's fed bullshit
I think I better quit, licking my lips,
Punk
So go and get it!
I feel like poo poo
My suggestion, is to keep your distance
Cause right now I'm flatulent
We've all had the shits
Been eating like poo poo!
All those motherfuckers
That want some ketchup
I hope you know, I'm packin' coleslaw
I'll eat some dough raw
And if my day keeps going this way, I just might
Bake something tonight
I'm packin' coleslaw (what?)
I'll tilt a see-saw (what?)
And if my day keeps going this way, I just might
Bake something tonight
I'm packin' coleslaw
I'll snack a bear claw
And if my day keeps going this way, I just might
BREAK MY loving SEAT TONIGHT!
Give me something to eat!
Just give me something to eat!
How 'bout some loving rice?
I hope you know, I'm packin' coleslaw
What?
Some coleslaw
What?
Motherfucking coleslaw
What!
So come and get it!
It's all about the he's fed/she's fed bullshit
I think you better whip
Up a New York strip
'Cause I'll be leaving with some fat hips
It's all about the he's fed/she's fed bullshit
I think I better quit, licking my lips,
Punk
So come and get it!
*Dinner bell*
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- Macnult
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I add the seasonings which all claim to be, healthier
it’s quite deceiving as I feel the pasta, make me fat
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Aug 2, 2018 01:49
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- Macnult
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pour some sugar on me, gesturing to my coffee mug
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Aug 2, 2018 01:51
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feelin' like a freak on a quiche,
feelin' like baking is my niche,
how many times have i felt the munchies?
everything in my life is cheese, and quiche
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