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logikv9 posted:i can tell you right now all your stupid conspiracy poo poo is stupid because I did 9/11 do not try and take away my credit you hack o
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hallebarrysoetoro posted:ok now do one on the vast conspiracy of why scalise's dick and balls needed to be shot off I don’t think “steve scalise’s business had to be shredded into a chunky red mist by a righteous hero” is in any sense a conspiracy, or indeed at all controversial
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Mar 9, 2019 22:38
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Mar 9, 2019 22:58
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Oiled and Ready posted:No, the first attack in 1993 was the excuse to wire the explosives. Wait do you think they wired the tower with explosives in 1993 and left them there until 2001
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Mar 9, 2019 22:58
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Mariana Horchata posted:
Indistinguishable from a Chuck Tingle cover
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Mar 9, 2019 23:01
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Oiled and Ready posted:
There's something almost quaint about JFK theories these days. Like, they acknowledge Lee Harvey Oswald was a real person, who actually shot the real JFK, who actually died, they just think there might have been another shooter and that maybe someone told him to do it. These days they'd think there was no such thing as Oswald and that JFK switched places with Rock Hudson and then personally shot him from the grassy knoll, and how that one Hudson movie Zizek (who's in on it) talks about in the Pervert's Guide to Ideology is an elaborate confession of the whole thing.
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Mar 9, 2019 23:08
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Uh, they pretty explicitly believe that Oswald did NOT shoot JFK. Anyways, JFK shot himself with a flesh colored gun. Suicide disguised as murder.
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Mar 9, 2019 23:10
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Mantis42 posted:Uh, they pretty explicitly believe that Oswald did NOT shoot JFK.  they don't think this. Obviously the twin towers acted as a time portal that sent the planes into the past to make impact with JFKs brain. At the same time the bullet from Oswald's, actually MLK Jr., gun was sent forward into the thermite in the towers installed by RFK. The planes appeared smaller in the past because everything used to be giant.
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my personal fave 'believable' 9/11 conspiracy theory is that flight 93 was shot down and the 'passengers stormed the cockpit' thing was just a story to put a happy face on the air force killing 300 americans but it's still not plausable because the fighters protecting the capital's airspace weren't even armed and would have had to ram it.
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Mar 9, 2019 23:17
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New conspiracy: the 9/11 hijackers were radicalized by reading hamprince's posts
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Mar 9, 2019 23:34
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Fallen Hamprince posted:my personal fave 'believable' 9/11 conspiracy theory is that flight 93 was shot down and the 'passengers stormed the cockpit' thing was just a story to put a happy face on the air force killing 300 americans but it's still not plausable because the fighters protecting the capital's airspace weren't even armed and would have had to ram it. Sounds like you took their bait, hook line and sinker
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Mar 9, 2019 23:40
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Oiled and Ready posted:Sort of. When a steel building collapses, pieces of steel should splinter off in various directions, the steel should stack up at the bottom instead of collapsing flat, and it should take longer than the few seconds it took to collapse. Obviously at some point the steel will collapse, and the steel will then bear down on the steel below it. That doesn't mean it will fall like nothing at all was below it. have you ever actually worked with metal in real life or are you just basing this off watching thousands of youtube conspiracy videos finally exposing bush's lies
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Mar 9, 2019 23:40
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The conspiracy iceberg I posted last page has some great 9/11 theories. "9/11 was an accident"
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Mar 9, 2019 23:41
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I am convinced 9/11 was an accident now I mean, it was a large coincidence for sure but that is part of the 9/11 singularity that bonds reality together LET THE FAA DO THEIR JOB PRESIDENT BUSH
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Mar 9, 2019 23:44
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Oiled and Ready posted:Why bother with explosives if you're doing the planes? Probably because the planes burned up within a few minutes, and no steel building has ever collapsed prior or since as a result of fire. If I were doing that, I would be sure to wire the buildings, and when one plane went down as a result of "terrorist error", I would pull that building down with explosives anyway (building 7). That building was the target of the 3rd plane. That building fell, at near free-fall, from a fire caused by debris from the first two towers. Those two towers fell straight into their footprint. Another plane hit the loving pentagon. You really think 17 morons from Saudi Arabia pulled that off without at least tacit approval? If they had tacit approval, why not employ explosives as well? Why leave it to chance? Why do the buildings need to collapse for the plan to work? Is the idea that if the towers were still standing then people wouldn't have given a poo poo about 9/11?
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Mar 9, 2019 23:59
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logikv9 posted:i can tell you right now all your stupid conspiracy poo poo is stupid because I did 9/11 do not try and take away my credit you hack Thank you for your service from a grateful LF  
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Mantis42 posted:I don't believe any 9/11 theories but if I did, I'd blame Mossad. Remember that time they planned to bomb a bunch of British and American citizens and blame it on Egypt? Lol quote:Israel publicly denied any involvement in the incident for 51 years; however, the surviving agents were officially honored in 2005, being awarded certificates of appreciation by Israeli President Moshe Katsav.
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Dairy Days posted:have you ever actually worked with metal in real life or are you just basing this off watching thousands of youtube conspiracy videos finally exposing bush's lies Oiled and Ready posted:I'm not an expert, Oh wow really??
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Mar 10, 2019 00:40
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Oswald shot JFK with a time-traveling radon bullet, but JFK hit him with the omega sanction at the last moment and sent him hurtling into the twin towers
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Mar 10, 2019 00:53
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*rearranges sweaty t-shirt* arguing about the plausibility of 9/11 truther scenario is the wrong approach, this confuses the form for the content of the fantasy, otherwise the analysand will never *sniff* traverse the fantasy. think about how in the mind of a wwg1wga boomer, the spectral image of Q arose directly after the initial disappointments of the trump presidency: the contradictions inherent in maga ideology *sniff* could only be resolved by a transgressive figure who both exists outside of the Law and appears in order to uphold the Law
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Mar 10, 2019 01:07
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Man the global elites are hiding the free energy devices they got from the aliens in order to preserve the power of capital just like Posadas predicted and y'all talking about 9/11 like you never played Jenga smdh
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Mar 10, 2019 01:19
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Mar 10, 2019 08:50
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I believe any and all conspiracies that relate to the spelling of the so-called "Berenstain Bears."
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Mar 10, 2019 08:57
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it's cool how a thread making fun of a conspiracy theory cult is now about people talking about the stupid conspiracy theories they believe in
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Mar 10, 2019 08:59
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Conspiracy theories are fun. I spent all day listening to Dead Rabbit Radio, it really scratches that Unsolved Mysteries itch.
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Mar 10, 2019 09:57
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conspiracy theories are for people with unfulfilling lives
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Mar 10, 2019 10:06
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Guys. Guys. WHAT IF the government started all the conspiracy theories because the real truth is even more meta?
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Mar 10, 2019 10:12
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Fake 9/11 and apparently gently caress it up so badly you then need to fake the Iraq wmd stuff to get your war? (Does lying about Iraq having wmd's count as a conspiracy fact?)
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Mar 10, 2019 10:54
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:it's cool how a thread making fun of a conspiracy theory cult is now about people talking about the stupid conspiracy theories they believe in now is the time to post about GBS.
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Mar 10, 2019 11:00
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thing about conspiracy theories is that even if some rando stumbled into the key real explanation for things, there's gently caress all they can really do about it like journo outfits who do good rigorous verifiable work have failed to convince people that real stuff that's happening is bad- tapping Abrams for Venezuela, for instance. There's nothing fringe about accounts of what PInochet and his men got up to, but ask around: who cares?
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Mar 10, 2019 11:29
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Peanut Butler posted:thing about conspiracy theories is that even if some rando stumbled into the key real explanation for things, there's gently caress all they can really do about it And that rando's name... Was Karl Marx
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Mar 10, 2019 14:12
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Dead Beef posted:conspiracy theories are for people with unfulfilling lives And people who want to feel smarter than everyone else but aren't up to pretentious language
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Mar 10, 2019 16:47
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I knew Toblerone Triangular And you sir are no Toblerone Triangular
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Fallen Hamprince posted:my personal fave 'believable' 9/11 conspiracy theory is that flight 93 was shot down and the 'passengers stormed the cockpit' thing was just a story to put a happy face on the air force killing 300 americans but it's still not plausable because the fighters protecting the capital's airspace weren't even armed and would have had to ram it. I just wonder about the whole cell phone conversation thing... at what point have cellphones ever worked while in airplanes? Even back then before smartphones stopped being good at actually being phones.
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I kinda believe the thing where the government was developing HIV as a bioweapon and homeless people they were experimenting on got out somehow or maybe were released not realizing what would happen.
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weirdly I would say that seems off just because HIV doesn't have the trappings of a great bioweapon. It's slow-acting and while it's pretty horrible it's not really something you can just ruin a population with visibly in a way that says "you have been hosed by America, have a nice day" like, when you've got aerosolized Ebola what do you need HIV for?
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Mar 11, 2019 01:36
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I don't think it did what they wanted I think they were loving around like the FBI did with lsd and then scrapped the project
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oh word yeah that could work I guess
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