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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Guy Goodbody posted:

I seriously hate The Great Ten so much. DC is making a new all-Chinese superhero team! Great! But they can't just be regular superheroes, oh no. After all, China is bad and foreign, those are it's two defining characteristics, so Chinese superheroes have to be hosed up and weird. China is one of the bad guy countries, so their main villain is going to be the Chinese government itself! But China is also like a totalitarian state, so there wouldn't be superheroes without the Chinese government's say-so, so they'll also be like slaves of the government. But we want the superheroes to be good guys, so some of them don't like their position as slaves to an evil organization. There you go, that wraps it up nicely

Our new super hero team is a bunch of hosed up foreign weirdos who hate being alive and are primarily defined by their subservient position to a real life government that we're gonna treat like one of the evil organizations from Bond movies. Get your wills ready boys, because we're gonna be buried alive in money and Eisners. Like those clay soldiers, that's a China thing! Put that in the comic!

Also, one of their heroes is a woman who's super powers is literally that she gives birth to children.

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Vincent posted:

Sooooo, what are y'all reading?

A lot of Judge Dredd and Judge Anderson. Also Denise Mina's run on Hellblazer which isn't nearly as bad as people make it out to be.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Lurdiak posted:

Isn't that the stuff where Constantine goes to live in a hippie commune? I loved that arc.

No, that's the Delano run. Mina's run is where he goes to Scotland and kills people by standing near them.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Lurdiak posted:

I don't remember that one.

A sect builds an empathy machine that makes everyone feel what the person near them is feeling. This is predictable pretty disastrous of you're standing next to John Constantine.

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