How would you like a 90 pound squid on yo head ahhhhh

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Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

I seriously loving hate the ocean and if I were elected to a major government branch, the first thing I would do is figure out a way to pave over every single ocean on the planet because man, gently caress that poo poo.

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/08/06/rare-10-foot-squid-washes-up-on-oregon-beach.html

quote:

Rare 10-foot squid washes up on Oregon beach

The 8-legged squid, which measured 10 feet long and weighed roughly 90 pounds, was already dead when beachgoers discovered it near Silver Point � just south of Cannon Beach, according to the Seaside Aquarium.

"It had been dead for a little while and some scavenging had occurred but all in all it was in pretty good shape," the aquarium wrote in a July 28 Facebook post, which has received hundreds of reactions.

Man gently caress that noise, Lovecraft is alive and well, pumping out monstrosities like this in the middle of the ocean. I'm not ashamed to admit the ocean loving scares the dick out of me.

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Enemy Ace: Mar 14, 2006; "We stain the sky. We fight a war in heaven."

This does indeed look like a bad hat to wear, Mr. Tax.

# ? Aug 6, 2018 21:49

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

id like a 90 lb squid as my head

# ? Aug 6, 2018 21:49

Mistle: Oct 11, 2005; Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town; Grimey Drawer

90 pounds of anything on the head is not really safe, I have a bad neck and don't want to ~~desire roast beef injected into me~~ break something important

WEAR YOUR HARD HATS FOLKS :nfpa:

# ? Aug 6, 2018 21:52

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

I'd prefer a 90 squid pound for a hat haha

# ? Aug 6, 2018 21:52

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

ah yes. a classic gently caress teh ocean thread. i enjoy it while i sit on my posting throne.

# ? Aug 6, 2018 21:53

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

I've been to the beach in that area.

That squid could have been me

# ? Aug 6, 2018 21:54

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Poseidon disapproves! :catstare:

# ? Aug 6, 2018 21:54

Macnult: Jul 7, 2013

are squids smart like octopus? if so, there's nothing to worry about because the only scary ocean creatures are the stupid ones

# ? Aug 6, 2018 21:57

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

I think cephalopods are pretty cool, so with enough preparation I'd be alright with it.

# ? Aug 6, 2018 21:57

Rivethead: Feb 22, 2008

How delicious does that squid have to be to dissect it with kitchen knives rather than a traditional dissection kit?

# ? Aug 6, 2018 21:57

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Yes. Squid are adorable. I love cephalopods.

# ? Aug 6, 2018 21:59

Crash_N_Burn: Apr 19, 2014

Mother fuckin squidhat biotch

# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:00

Blast of Confetti: Apr 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

idk about as well as id handle an octopus on my head while taking lsd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsSsF-jTKOs

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dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

Looks p gross, hard pass

# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:02

Enemy Ace: Mar 14, 2006; "We stain the sky. We fight a war in heaven."

I wear many hats at work, but I'm quite happy that a 90 pound squid isn't one of them

# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:03

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Hell Yeah posted:

ah yes. a classic gently caress teh ocean thread. i enjoy it while i sit on my posting throne.

If you don't like it... Don't read it! Don't click on my threads don't read my links don't drink my mangosteen don't touch my wiener don't copy that floppy

# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:10

Agent Escalus: Oct 5, 2002; "I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

If you hate the ocean so much (and I blame the US midwest for that) how'd you put up with the Seattle years?

# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:14

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

"Robust clubhook squid" is a great squid name

Hell Yeah posted:

ah yes. a classic gently caress teh ocean thread. i enjoy it while i sit on my posting throne.

I know I thought they were banned years ago but if the Tax posts one then gently caress yeah

# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:16

ferroque: Oct 27, 2007

Pave over the ocean, then nuke it, hopefully from orbit, then vote 5

# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:19

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Agent Escalus posted:

If you hate the ocean so much (and I blame the US midwest for that) how'd you put up with the Seattle years?

I lived in OC and that was near the ocean too yet I survived, the key is to not go into the water because a lot of the ocean is primarily water.

# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:20

givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

The ocean is 99% fish piss. Fact.

In other words, I agree with the OP.

# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:21

Communist Bear: Oct 7, 2008

Is this tentacle hentai?

# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:23

PhantomPayne: Aug 8, 2017; I should think before posting

wanna eat that squid goddamn

# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:23

Pershing: Feb 21, 2010; John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Lowtax posted:

I lived in OC and that was near the ocean too yet I survived, the key is to not go into the water because a lot of the ocean is primarily water.

This is some Breaking Open The Word poo poo right here.

# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:23

Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

I like the ocean when I can enjoy it via boats. I grew up in Virginia Beach and basically my biggest problem with the ocean is loving sand and tourists. Oceans good, beaches poo poo.

# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:23

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

i heard tesco has 90 squid for a pound

# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:28

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

The assholes ITT saying they'd like a 90 pound squid on their heads would all cry like widdle babies if it actually happened to them. (And I would too.)

# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:34

Joust: Dec 7, 2007; No Ledges.

Lowtax posted:

Aw, it's just a baby.

# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:36

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

I think having a squid as a pet would be rad, but a saltwater tank is such a hassle. Then again I could put it on my head whenever I wanted.

# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:36

Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Lowtax posted:

look i cant be alone in thinking this thing doesn't look like it's 10 feet long. maybe if you stretched out the tentacles straight, which is like saying your height should be measured while standing on tippytoes and including your mohawk as height.

# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:40

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

The ocean here is almost 80 degrees and its nice to swim in right now. That's my ocean story thanks for reading.

# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:45

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:47

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Julius CSAR posted:

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

What?

# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:48

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

holy freakin balls-a, why they no make-a da fried calamad from-a da squid, ah??
-me, irl

# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:54

autism ZX spectrum: Feb 8, 2007; by Lowtax; Fun Shoe

All I hear is 70 or so pounds of calamari SIGN ME UP

# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:55

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

literally all i can think about is how much fried calamad i could make with that massive thing

and how sad i am living in a desert where no squids can be found

my heart is still in-a brookalyn, at leo's casa di calamari on 3rd avenue in bay ridge

# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:58

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

autism ZX spectrum posted:

All I hear is 70 or so pounds of calamari SIGN ME UP

gesù cristo, so much calamad!!!!!

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

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Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Looks like the breach is open. Pacific rim warned us and we didn�t listen!

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