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ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
That's just a lil one, a legit giant squid can top out around 55-60 feet and close to a ton

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Julius CSAR posted:

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

you're mom

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



ElectricSheep posted:

That's just a lil one, a legit giant squid can top out around 55-60 feet and close to a ton

I'm here to ruin your day and tell you that no verified specimen has reached that size. Adults max at around 700 pounds.

More ruining: big squids like these contain lots of ammonia compound so they would be lousy calamari

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Colossal Squid.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

squid squad rolls deep

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Say Nothing posted:

Colossal Squid.



:krakken:

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

it's from a book, you've probably never read it :smug:

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

batter that poo poo and get the cocktail sauce

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





We’re going to need a bigger deep fryer.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Lowtax posted:

don't touch my wiener

Whoah whoah whoah, let's not go crazy here.

roomforthetuna
Mar 22, 2005

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Hazo posted:

I'm here to ruin your day and tell you that no verified specimen has reached that size. Adults max at around 700 pounds.

More ruining: big squids like these contain lots of ammonia compound so they would be lousy calamari
I request your presence in every Facebook thread about anything.
In fact, every conversation of any kind. Truth is awesome, ruining things is awesome, ruining things with truth is awesome.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
but david avocado wolf said to cup my balls whilst stroking off in order to keep the pee inside so none leaks out by mistake, surely he would know better than some random goon

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Gatekeeper posted:

but david avocado wolf said to cup my balls whilst stroking off in order to keep the pee inside so none leaks out by mistake, surely he would know better than some random goon

This sounds like a passage from the Bible.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



roomforthetuna posted:

I request your presence in every Facebook thread about anything.
In fact, every conversation of any kind. Truth is awesome, ruining things is awesome, ruining things with truth is awesome.

You're welcome, friend.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

looks delicious OP

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

nuke it from orbit

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Julius CSAR posted:

it's from a book, you've probably never read it :smug:

Oh I thought you made that up, that poo poo sounded dumb as hell. :shrug:

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Me when I think about the ocean:

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Oh I thought you made that up, that poo poo sounded dumb as hell. :shrug:

It's the first paragraph from Call of Cthullhu and it makes lots of sense in context. Read it, it's good even though Lovecraft can be pretty problematic.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
How'd you like this ugly thing on your head.

http://i.imgur.com/YhiB6zE.gifv

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

How'd you like this ugly thing on your head.

http://i.imgur.com/YhiB6zE.gifv

welp, I guess I'm not going to bed tonight!

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I see a giant squid and I just think calamari for days. But then I get worried because it's really easy to screw calamari up and then it's rubbery and bad. A true terror from the deep.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
maybe if the theme was squid man. but otherwise, no, i dont really wear hats

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I see a giant squid and I just think calamari for days. But then I get worried because it's really easy to screw calamari up and then it's rubbery and bad. A true terror from the deep.

Yeah that shits like chewy butter when it’s good tho. :munch:

onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer
id gently caress that slippery octocunt

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

Someone didn't pay the COD.

Robo Turnus
Jul 12, 2006

Nemo Me Impune Lacessit
cannon beach is straight up beautiful. but you probably doht swim there. its more of a sit and contemplate beach and walk on rocks beach.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
for a squid it looks a lot like a octopus, if a bit slimmer

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Sure the squid looks scary, but this is the sort of hook we use to catch one.

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
Agreed. Lakes are cooler, better, and safer lol.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

CMD posted:

Agreed. Lakes are cooler, better, and safer lol.

tell that to the lake beryassa victims of the notorious zodiac killer

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy

Orkin Mang posted:

tell that to the lake beryassa victims of the notorious zodiac killer

Can't talk to dead people, dork.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Orkin Mang posted:

for a squid it looks a lot like a octopus, if a bit slimmer
:yikes:





:owned:

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

ElectricSheep posted:

That's just a lil one, a legit giant squid can top out around 55-60 feet and close to a ton

The one in the OP has suckers about an inch across. scientists recently found a fragment of a tentacle with a 9-inch sucker on it.

Just let that thought rest in your mind for a moment.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

CMD posted:

Can't talk to dead people, dork.

genesplicer banned ouija board stuff for 'satanism' but ill just say this....the dead have loose tongues....the deaf ones even sign....

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

genesplicer posted:

The one in the OP has suckers about an inch across. scientists recently found a fragment of a tentacle with a 9-inch sucker on it.

Just let that thought rest in your mind for a moment.

is that the colossals quid. bc they have hooks that spin or something. they weight a ton and are as red as rouge.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Octopi are nice and I feel guilty about eating them. Giant squid are total fuckers and should be consumed.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

*squints. leans in closer to monitor examining image intently*

Hmm... yep. Looks like the perfect size, and conical shape for optimal aerodynamics senior Lowtax.



















The perfect size to jump right up your rear end!!!!

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I went to Florida and had Portuguese man o' war in the waves. I thought they looked cool at first ...

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