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That's just a lil one, a legit giant squid can top out around 55-60 feet and close to a ton
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 23:06 |
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Julius CSAR posted:The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age. you're mom
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 23:22 |
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ElectricSheep posted:That's just a lil one, a legit giant squid can top out around 55-60 feet and close to a ton I'm here to ruin your day and tell you that no verified specimen has reached that size. Adults max at around 700 pounds. More ruining: big squids like these contain lots of ammonia compound so they would be lousy calamari
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 23:38 |
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Colossal Squid.
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 23:39 |
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squid squad rolls deep
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 23:42 |
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Say Nothing posted:Colossal Squid.
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 23:57 |
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it's from a book, you've probably never read it
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 23:58 |
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batter that poo poo and get the cocktail sauce
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 00:56 |
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We’re going to need a bigger deep fryer.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 01:01 |
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Lowtax posted:don't touch my wiener Whoah whoah whoah, let's not go crazy here.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 01:16 |
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Hazo posted:I'm here to ruin your day and tell you that no verified specimen has reached that size. Adults max at around 700 pounds. In fact, every conversation of any kind. Truth is awesome, ruining things is awesome, ruining things with truth is awesome.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 03:36 |
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but david avocado wolf said to cup my balls whilst stroking off in order to keep the pee inside so none leaks out by mistake, surely he would know better than some random goon
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 03:41 |
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Gatekeeper posted:but david avocado wolf said to cup my balls whilst stroking off in order to keep the pee inside so none leaks out by mistake, surely he would know better than some random goon This sounds like a passage from the Bible.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 03:47 |
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roomforthetuna posted:I request your presence in every Facebook thread about anything. You're welcome, friend.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 03:49 |
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looks delicious OP
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 03:51 |
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nuke it from orbit
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 03:54 |
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Julius CSAR posted:it's from a book, you've probably never read it Oh I thought you made that up, that poo poo sounded dumb as hell.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 03:56 |
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Me when I think about the ocean:
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 03:57 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Oh I thought you made that up, that poo poo sounded dumb as hell. It's the first paragraph from Call of Cthullhu and it makes lots of sense in context. Read it, it's good even though Lovecraft can be pretty problematic.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 03:58 |
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How'd you like this ugly thing on your head. http://i.imgur.com/YhiB6zE.gifv
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 04:12 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:How'd you like this ugly thing on your head. welp, I guess I'm not going to bed tonight!
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 04:13 |
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I see a giant squid and I just think calamari for days. But then I get worried because it's really easy to screw calamari up and then it's rubbery and bad. A true terror from the deep.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 04:13 |
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maybe if the theme was squid man. but otherwise, no, i dont really wear hats
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 04:18 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I see a giant squid and I just think calamari for days. But then I get worried because it's really easy to screw calamari up and then it's rubbery and bad. A true terror from the deep. Yeah that shits like chewy butter when it’s good tho.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 04:19 |
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id gently caress that slippery octocunt
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 04:19 |
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Someone didn't pay the COD.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 04:27 |
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cannon beach is straight up beautiful. but you probably doht swim there. its more of a sit and contemplate beach and walk on rocks beach.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 04:36 |
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for a squid it looks a lot like a octopus, if a bit slimmer
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 04:38 |
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 04:50 |
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Sure the squid looks scary, but this is the sort of hook we use to catch one.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 04:55 |
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Agreed. Lakes are cooler, better, and safer lol.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 05:01 |
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CMD posted:Agreed. Lakes are cooler, better, and safer lol. tell that to the lake beryassa victims of the notorious zodiac killer
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 05:01 |
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Orkin Mang posted:tell that to the lake beryassa victims of the notorious zodiac killer Can't talk to dead people, dork.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 05:07 |
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Orkin Mang posted:for a squid it looks a lot like a octopus, if a bit slimmer
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 05:10 |
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ElectricSheep posted:That's just a lil one, a legit giant squid can top out around 55-60 feet and close to a ton The one in the OP has suckers about an inch across. scientists recently found a fragment of a tentacle with a 9-inch sucker on it. Just let that thought rest in your mind for a moment.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 05:13 |
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CMD posted:Can't talk to dead people, dork. genesplicer banned ouija board stuff for 'satanism' but ill just say this....the dead have loose tongues....the deaf ones even sign....
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 05:15 |
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genesplicer posted:The one in the OP has suckers about an inch across. scientists recently found a fragment of a tentacle with a 9-inch sucker on it. is that the colossals quid. bc they have hooks that spin or something. they weight a ton and are as red as rouge.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 05:16 |
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Octopi are nice and I feel guilty about eating them. Giant squid are total fuckers and should be consumed.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 05:22 |
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*squints. leans in closer to monitor examining image intently* Hmm... yep. Looks like the perfect size, and conical shape for optimal aerodynamics senior Lowtax. The perfect size to jump right up your rear end!!!!
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 05:23 |
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I went to Florida and had Portuguese man o' war in the waves. I thought they looked cool at first ...
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