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dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
my girlfriend vs. all my friends

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Caesar Saladin posted:

what about JD from Scrubs fighting Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother

Its a tough call but I'm giving it to Ted mostly because JD would surrender.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
Scully v mulder

this time, it's PERSONAL

*duchovny tries to hide his boner as the ref rings the bell, gillian anderson only shakes her head and sighs in disgust*

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Sandy Hook victims vs. The Incredibles

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
fighting? no.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
the girl from 50 shades of grey vs the boy from 50 shades of grey, just beatin the poo poo out of each other, just cruisin for bruisins, both of em

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
hey Mr grey, check out my gently caress paddle... WHACK! see? your face is hosed now

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

reignofevil posted:

Its a tough call but I'm giving it to Ted mostly because JD would surrender.

in the end it'd come down to Turk vs Marshall, I would watch that fight for sure

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
I remember Zoofights as well. Admiral Croctopus just wanted to build a boat. :unsmith:

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
You guys ever imagine weird fictional arguments? I do

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

You guys ever imagine weird fictional arguments? I do

This is called schizoid personality disorder. I genuinely live with this every single day.

Marlboro for Cats
Apr 14, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Osama bin Laden, as in the guy who masterminded 9/11 which totally wasn't a scheme dreamt up in a Halliburton board room with the full awareness and assent of George W. Bush, versus Snuffleupagus.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Marlboro for Cats posted:

Osama bin Laden, as in the guy who masterminded 9/11 which totally wasn't a scheme dreamt up in a Halliburton board room with the full awareness and assent of George W. Bush, versus Snuffleupagus.

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Katy Perry vs Billie Piper in a loving relationship.


Also I get to watch.

Jigglesby
Jan 16, 2015

Rasputin v Lo Pan

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
mohammed mohammed vs mohammed mohammed

Jigglesby
Jan 16, 2015

Al Pacinos Joe Paterno versus Al Pacino

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Jigglesby posted:

Rasputin v Lo Pan

"you were not put on this Earth to get it Mr rasputin"

"how bout you get this!" *rasputin points at his giant dick*

Jigglesby
Jan 16, 2015

Sir Nose D'voidoffunk vs. Mr Wiggles the Worm and his two ladies Giggle and Squirm.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Gatekeeper posted:

milo vs otis would be devastatingly dope

Don't make them fight :smith:

Prurient Squid
Jul 21, 2008

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Dr. Evil vs. Homer Simpson.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Prurient Squid posted:

Dr. Evil vs. Homer Simpson.

Homer. No contest.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Caesar Saladin posted:

Ross Gellar vs Frasier Crane

I am clearly gay and yet date only women

NO I am clearly gay and yet date only, women

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Reb Brown's Captain America vs. the 80s Flash Gordon.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Caesar Saladin posted:

what about JD from Scrubs fighting Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother

as bad as JD is he's nowhere near as bad as ted mosby. also his actor kicked the poo poo out of some kid on punk'd

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i googled ted mosby and teh actor doesn't drink or swear how loving lame

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Alex P. Keaton vs Ferris Bueller

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Mr Ed vs Black Beauty

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
what if goku fought vegeta and then, exhausted they collapse into each others arms and realised all they wanted all along was each other

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

what if goku fought vegeta and then, exhausted they collapse into each others arms and realised all they wanted all along was each other

I'm p sure they enjoy fighting more than sex

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I'm p sure they enjoy fighting more than sex

thats only because they never found "the one" please pay more attention to intertextual cues in dragonball Z in the future sir

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
vegeta loving piccolo.gif

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jose posted:

i googled ted mosby and teh actor doesn't drink or swear how loving lame

:/

CHaKKaWaKka
Aug 6, 2001

I've chosen my next victim. Cry tears of joy it's not you!

There is really no need to imagine it


https://i.imgur.com/RhiwCII.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/gAUsNDr.mp4

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Mormon Jesus vs Jewish Jesus vs Aryan Jesus vs Black Jesus.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

Mormon Jesus vs Jewish Jesus vs Aryan Jesus vs Black Jesus.

black jesus wins, how the hell is this fair. he's huge and fast. What the gently caress is morman jesus going to do.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Don't gently caress with Luigi.

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Ben Lesnick vs Brian Boyko dance battle

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
Cage match between the three Brothers Karamazov

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Max Hammer
Jan 3, 2008

ANTIFREEZE!!!
Google 'Celebrity Deathmatch'. About half of them are good. Things get interesting when Stone Cold Steve Austin starts using the time machine to bring people from history into the ring.

You're welcome.

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