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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Hey so I was thinking should I go to law school?

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Tipps posted:

Hello new thread.

I am a gov lawyer working in the Canadian Arctic. My day to day practice involves walruses, caribou, and polar bears. I once had to write an opinion about who owns the remains of an iceman found buried in permafrost.

My advice to all newly called lawyers: go wherever you need to to get a good job, even if that place doesn't get sunlight for half the year.

E: my daily summer schedule made it into the OP :3:

Are you the guy who just got his license suspended on suspicion of bigamy?

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Well is your sealskin jacket spiffier than his?

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
I think we’re getting ahead of ourselves on his intend, he just wanted to save his ex the trouble of having to sign her divorce papers.

He also writes a column for Nunatsiaq News. Or at least he did.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
I drafted a notice to a customer the other day that had some legal implications; sent it to our retainer to review.

“Looks good, you’re sure you’re not a lawyer?”

I wanted to reply something like “no, I don’t have any student loans”, but I held back because I knew no burn would come close to equating his daily hell and I’m magnanimous like that.

Thank you, thread.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
My friend, have you heard of seasteading?

Post the emails

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
I find Paw Patrol disturbing. It indoctrinates kids into thinking it’s ok for a city to outsource essential services to a bunch of underpaid, underaged and obviously under trained contractors. It’s essentially libertarian propaganda - have you noticed how the only government figure in the show can’t even keep her god damned chicken in check?

Consider also the mayor of the neighbouring city; he shows up with his cats, a top hat and a snidely whiplash moustache. He’s obviously meant to represent foreigners in general (different, from outside, evil, and trying to exploit Happy Valley for his own nefarious purposes).

Seriously, Paw Patrol is basically Trumpian propaganda.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Alexeythegreat posted:

Things like this is why you have a country-wide official language

:canada:

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

ActusRhesus posted:

Point, Abugadu.

Also I don’t have clients. Or a firm. Win.

You represent the state though.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Someone told me for the first time in a while that I should go into law, because I’m “good at law”.

So I pulled up the Supreme Court of Canada’s judgement on Orlon Estate v Grail and read it again while reminding myself this was one of the most important admiralty law case in Canada, until I came close to die from boredom.

Law school: not even applying.

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Discendo Vox posted:

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Notice of Understanding and Intent and Claim of Right

The long awaited Notice of Understanding and Intent and Claim of Right has been completed and we are ready to go! Would you like to be a Freeman-on-the-Land? Would you like to be able to keep all your money and never pay income tax again? Join this growing group of people as we serve our Notice on the government and publish it too! Below we have provided an example of a Notice and Claim. Please use this document if you know what you are doing. If you do not know what you are doing you will benefit greatly from the Freeman package and a small amount of research.

Notice of Understanding and Intent And Claim of Right Whereas it is my understanding Canada is a common law jurisdiction, and, Whereas it is my understanding equality before the law is paramount and mandatory, and, Whereas it is my understanding a statute is defined as a legislated rule of society which has been given the force of law, and, Whereas it is my understanding a society is defined as a number of people joined by mutual consent to deliberate, determine and act for a common goal, and, Whereas it is my understanding the only form of government recognized as lawful in Canada is a representative one, and, Whereas it is my understanding representation requires mutual consent, and, Whereas it is my understanding that in the absence of mutual consent neither representation nor governance can exist, and, Whereas it is my understanding all Acts are statutes restricted in scope and applicability by the Constitution Act, and, Whereas it is my understanding Section 32 of the Constitution Act limits it to members and employees of government, and, Whereas it is my understanding those who have a SIN (Social Insurance Number) are in fact employees of the federal government and thus are bound by the statutes created by the federal government, and, Whereas it is my understanding that it is lawful to abandon one’s SIN, and, Whereas it is my understanding people in Canada have a right to revoke or deny consent to be represented and thus governed, and, Whereas it is my understanding if anyone does revoke or deny consent they exist free of government control and statutory restraints, and, Whereas a Freeman-on-the-Land has lawfully revoked consent and does exist free of statutory restrictions, obligations, and limitations, and, Whereas I, _________________________________________ am a Freeman-on-the-Land, and, Whereas it is my understanding that acting peacefully within community standards does not breach the peace, and, Whereas it is my understanding that any action for which one can apply for and receive a license must itself be a fundamentally lawful action, and, Whereas as I am a Freeman-on-the-Land who operates with full responsibility and not a child, I do not see the need to ask permission to engage in lawful and peaceful activities, especially from those who claim limited liability, and, Whereas it is my understanding a by-law is defined as a rule of a corporation, and, Whereas it is my understanding corporations are legal fictions and require contracts in order to claim authority or control over other parties, and, Whereas it is my understanding legal fictions lack a soul and cannot exert any control over those who are thus blessed and operate with respect to that knowledge as only a fool would allow soulless fictions to dictate ones actions, and, Whereas it is my understanding that I have a right to use my property without having to pay for the use or enjoyment of it, and, Whereas it is my understanding that Sky Train is in fact and actuality public property to which I have the right of use and access, and, Whereas I claim the right to collect a pension if I have paid into it and claim that said right is not affected if I abandon my Social Insurance Number, and, Whereas it is my understanding that a summons is merely an invitation to attend and the ones issued by the British Columbia Securities Commission create no obligation or dishonor if ignored, and, Whereas it is my understanding peace officers have a duty to distinguish between statutes and law and those who attempt to enforce statutes against a Freeman-on-the-Land are in fact breaking the law, and, Whereas I have the power to refuse intercourse or interaction with peace officers who have not observed me breach the peace, and, Whereas permanent estoppel by acquiescence barring any peace officer or prosecutor from bringing charges against a Freeman-on-the-Land under any Act is created if this claim is not responded to in the stated fashion and time, Therefore be it now known to any and all concerned and affected parties, that I, ___________________ a Freeman-onthe-Land do hereby state clearly specifically and unequivocally my intent to peacefully and lawfully exist free of all statutory obligations restrictions and maintain all rights at law to trade, exchange or barter . Furthermore, I claim that these actions are not outside my communities’ standards and will in fact support said community in our desire for truth and maximum freedom. Furthermore, I claim the right to engage in these actions and further claim that all property held by me is held under a claim of right as mentioned in the Criminal Code of Canada. Furthermore, I claim that anyone who interferes with my lawful activities after having been served notice of this claim and who fails to properly dispute or make lawful counterclaim is breaking the law, cannot claim good faith or colour of right and that such transgressions will be dealt with in a properly convened court de jure. Furthermore, I claim that the courts in British

Affidavit - Notice of Understanding and Intent And Claim of Right

I, a flesh and blood living soul commonly known as FIRST NAMES of the LAST NAME family , living on a geographical area commonly referred to as country, having no corporate status, do hereby state under oath that the following is my Truth and my Law.

Whereas:
It is my understanding that:

1. The only and true jurisdiction that Man can be part of is the one from his creator: Life. Life is also known as the Universe, God, the Source, Nature, Love or the Creation. Life is self aware and speaks to itself through the Heart, and;
2. The only Laws that apply to Man are the Laws of Creation also known as the Divine Laws, the Laws of Nature, the Laws of Love or the Laws of the Universe and those Laws are written into the Heart of Man, and;
3. I am a Man, and;
4. Any system of laws that are not of Life are of man, and;
5. The only jurisdiction to which I willfully and completely consent is the one from within my own Heart and I call it Love, and;
6. Out of necessity, compassion, love and to the best interest of peace for all of those who believe that only the laws of man exist and apply to all, I allow myself to be seen by systems created by man through the different interfaces that those systems provide without, nevertheless, me consenting to their jurisdiction over me, and;
7. A Man is born out of Love whereas a corporation is born out of money. It is therefore impossible for a Man to give or receive money since the only thing a Man can give or receive is Love, and;
8. All the people living on the geographical area commonly referred to as COUNTRY enjoy the protection of the common law, and;
9. Equality before the law is paramount and mandatory, and;
10. The law of agent and principal applies, therefore, service upon one is service upon both, and;
21. Acts are statutes restricted in scope and applicability by the Constitution Act, and;
11. A statute is defined as a legislated rule of society which has been given the force of law, and;
13. A society is defined as a number of people joined by mutual consent to deliberate, determine and act for a common goal, and;
14. For something to exist legally, it must have a name, and;
15. The Law Societies and Bar Associations of COUNTRY are the ones who create the statutes and therefore they are applicable only to their members and to those that consent, and;
16. The only form of government recognized as lawful in the area commonly referred to as COUNTRY is a representative one, and;
17. All governments are corporations which provide services, and;
18. All governments and corporations, including all of their agents, are bound by the Crimes Act 1961, and;
19. Representation requires mutual consent, and;
20. In the absence of mutual consent neither representation nor governance can exist and;
22. Those who have an IRD (Inland Revenue Department) Number and are using it for employment are in fact employees of the federal government and thus are bound by the statutes created by the federal government for its employees, and;
23. It is lawful to abandon an IRD number, and,
24. People living on the geographical area commonly referred to as COUNTRY have the right to revoke or deny consent to be represented and thus governed, and;
25. If anyone does revoke or deny consent they exist free of government control and statutory restraints, and;
26. Section 53 of the Crimes Act 1961 establishes a claim of right as a Lawful excuse, and;
27. If one is in possession of personal property under a claim of right, one is justified to protect or to appoint anyone to protect that property with protection from criminal responsibility for defending that property, even against a person entitled by law to possession of it and that factual truth is expressed in Section 53 of the Crimes Act 1961, and;
28. Section 107 of the Crimes Act 1961 acknowledges the right to disobey statutes if one has a lawful excuse, or a claim of right, and;
29. Section 56C of the Judicature Act 1908 acknowledges the right to disobey court orders if one has a lawful excuse, or a claim of right, and
30. A Freeman-on-the-Land is one who has lawfully revoked consent and does exist free of statutory restrictions, obligations, and limitations, and;
31. I, known as FULL NAME, am a Freeman-on-the-Land, and;
32. Acting peacefully within common law standards is not unlawful, and;
33. All transactions of security interests require the consent of both parties, and;
34. Any action for which one can apply and receive a license must itself be a fundamentally lawful action, and,
35. I, known as FULL NAME, a Freeman-on-the-Land who operates with full responsibility is not a child of the state. I do not need to ask permission to engage in lawful/legitimate and peaceful activities, especially from those who claim limited liability, and;
36. Peace officers have two roles, first as peace officers and secondly as policy enforcement officers (also known as police officers) and that the latter acting against a Freeman-on-the-Land is in fact breaking the Law, and;
37. A by-law is defined as a rule of a corporation, and;
38. Corporations are legal fictions that require contracts in order to claim authority or control over other parties, and;
39. For any party to be justified to order payment from another party, there must be a valid contract, and;
40. I can use a Notary Public to perform duties found under any Act. Thus they have the power to hold court and hear evidence and issue binding legal judgments, and;
41. If the Notary fails in their Duty, then they have abandoned their post, and;
41. Personal property is defined as any thing lawfully in the possession of someone, and;
42. I have a right to use my personal property without having to pay for the use or enjoyment of it, and,
43. No one is obliged to have a legal name or to give it freely to anyone demanding it, and;
44. I have a right to claim an amount of acres that I will judge appropriate and fair, of uninhabited land anywhere on the geographical area commonly referred to as COUNTRY or the Commonwealth, and;
45. A Freeman-on-the-Land can travel freely within the commonwealth, and;
46. A summons is merely an invitation to attend and the ones issued by the COUNTRY Securities Commission create no obligation or dishonor if ignored, and;
46. Peace officers have a duty to distinguish between statutes and Law and those who attempt to enforce statutes against a Freeman-on-the-Land are in fact breaking the law, and;
47. I have the power and right to refuse any transaction or interaction with peace officers who have not observed me breach the peace, and;
48. Breach the peace is defined as intentionally, physically hurting another human being or intentionally damaging someone else's personal property or committing any kind of unlawful action in a contract, and;
49. Permanent estoppel by acquiescence barring any peace officer or prosecutor from bringing charges against a Freeman-on-the-Land under any Act is created if this claim is not responded to in the stated fashion and time mentioned hereunder, and;


Therefore be it resolved and known to any and all concerned and effected parties, that I, known as FULL NAME, a Freeman-on-the-Land, do hereby state clearly, specifically and unequivocally my intent:

50. To peacefully and lawfully exist free of all statutory obligations and/or restrictions, and maintain all rights at law to trade, exchange or barter, and;
51. To travel peacefully and lawfully on the geographical area commonly referred to as COUNTRY and the Commonwealth by whatever means I deem necessary, and;
52. To be a Steward of the land and waters of the geographical area commonly referred to as COUNTRY and the Commonwealth including the land to which I lay claim, and;
53. To not pay taxes, for the collection of taxes is a function of government and with my denial of consent I will free myself completely from all governing bodies, agencies and institutions, and;


Furthermore I claim:

53. That these actions are not outside my neighbours standards and will in fact support said neighbours in our common desire for truth and maximum freedom, and;
54. The right to engage in these actions and further claim that all personal property held by me is held under a Claim of Right in accordance with Section 53 of the Crimes Act 1961, and;
55. The right to, at any time, appoint peace officers to protect me and/or my personal property from anyone who would attempt to take it, and;
56. That anyone, their principals or their agents who interfere with my lawful activities after having been served notice of this claim and who fail to properly dispute or make lawful counterclaim is breaking the law, cannot claim good faith or colour of right and that such transgressions will be dealt with in a properly convened court de jure, and;
57. That the courts in COUNTRY are de facto and are in fact in the profitable business of conducting, witnessing and facilitating the transactions of security interests and I further claim they require the consent of both parties prior to providing any such services, and;
58. That my consent to perform on any statutory obligation can only be granted by a written, signed and Notarized document, and;
59. That I do hereby deny consent to any transactions of a security interest issued under any Act for as herein stated as a Freeman-on-the-Land I am not subject to any Act, and;
60. The unlimited right to travel freely and unmolested throughout the geographical area commonly referred to as COUNTRY, the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth realms and that evidenced perfection of this Claim will act as sufficient documentation for entry and travel to and on the geographical area commonly referred to as COUNTRY, the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth realms, and;
61. The right to enjoy the unmolested pursuit of my activities and free use of the streets, avenues, highways and public roads, and;
62. The free, exclusive, unlimited and unrestricted right to use my personal property, and;
63. The right to direct my life and all of my activities the way I see fit, and;
64. The right to generate lawful excuse, which is a general term, which includes all of the defenses which the common law considers sufficient reason to excuse a human being from criminal liability, and;
65. The right to claim an area of uninhabited land anywhere in the geographic area commonly referred to as COUNTRY, and;
66. The right to deregister anything that has been registered by me, and;
67. The right to establish for me or anyone under my care a FEE SCHEDULE for any transgression(s) against me, my family or anyone under my care that is or are perpetrated by peace officers, government principals, agents or justice system participants, those fees being FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS ($500.00) PER HOUR or portion thereof if being questioned, interrogated or in any way detained, harassed or otherwise regulated, and ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS ($1,000.00) PER HOUR if handcuffed, transported, incarcerated or subjected to any adjudication process without my express written and Notarized consent, and a minimum of ONE MILLION DOLLARS($1 000 000.00) for any violence brought against me, my family or anyone under my care, and TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS ($10 000.00) PER DAY if any personal property is being taken away from me without my express written and Notarized consent, and;
68. The right to choose a lawful method of payment upon demand, and;
69. The right to use a Notary Public, commissioner or any two (2) people not related to me by blood or marriage to secure payment of the aforementioned FEE SCHEDULE against any transgressors who by their actions or omissions harm me or anyone under my care or my interests, directly or by proxy in any way, and;
70. The right to engage the services of a Notary Public or commissioner for taking affidavits and/or any two (2) people not related to me by blood or marriage to attest to my signature for verification purposes, and which does not constitute adhesion, contract or change in status in any manner, and;
71. The right to convene a proper court de jure in order to address any potentially criminal actions of any peace officers, government principals or agents or justice system participants who having been served notice of this claim fail to dispute or discuss or make lawful counterclaim and then interfere by act or omission with the lawful exercise of properly claimed and established rights and freedoms, and;
72. The right to provide for myself or anyone who wants it, any service provided by the Government of COUNTRY;
73. The right to use any service provided by the Government of COUNTRY that I deem necessary without it affecting my status as a Freeman-on-the-Land, and;
74. The right to keep and use as I see fit any and all inheritances given to me, and;
75. The right to determine what is best for me, my family and anyone under my care, and;
76. The right to govern myself accordingly, and;
77. The right to deal with any counterclaims or disputes publicly and in an open forum using discussion and negotiation and to capture on video or audio tape said discussion and negotiation for whatever lawful purpose as I see fit, and;
78. The right to refuse any service or intervention by any level of government, and;
79. The right to have, in the event of my death, all of my personal property and inheritances that I pass on, protected by this Claim and that my Will is my final word.

Directions for response

l Affected parties wishing to dispute the claims made herein or to make their own counterclaims must respond appropriately within TEN (10) DAYS of service of notice of this action. Responses must be under Oath or attestation, upon full commercial liability and penalty of perjury and registered in the notary's office herein provided no later than TEN (10) DAYS from the date of original service as attested to by way of certificate of service, and;
l Failure to register a dispute against the claims made herein will result in an automatic default judgment securing forevermore all rights herein claimed and establishing permanent and irrevocable estoppel by acquiescence forevermore barring the bringing of charges under any statute or Act against myself a Freeman-on-the-Land known as first names of thelast name family, and;
l Use of a notary is for attestation and verification purposes only and does not constitute a change in status or entrance or acceptance of foreign jurisdiction.


The place of claim of right, geographical area known as city, country.

Signed and witnessed this _____ day of the month of ________________ in the year two thousand and ten.




In witness to the above signature:





Send counterclaims and/or disputes to:

FULL NAME
ADDRESS
COUNTRY

Directions to Notary Public

1. You, a Notary Public, possessing the power to perform any duties found under any statue, are hereby charged and empowered to do the following lawful actions in order to serve justice and your oath;

2. You will witness the attestation of an Affidavit and of a Notice of Understanding and Intent and a Claim of Right, and;

3. You will open a file in your office and therein you will keep the originals of said instruments, and;

4. You will create certified true copies of those documents and serve those affected parties as named in the Affidavit, and;

5. _____________________________will serve those documents and then attest to the service by way of a Certificate of Service, which you will also witness. Said Certificate will then be placed in the file previously opened, and;

6. You will wait TEN (10) DAYS from the date of service in order to give the affected parties a chance to either accept the claims silently or send you a sworn and attested Affidavit upon full commercial liability and penalty of perjury contesting the beliefs, understandings and claims made in the originating Affidavit and Notice, and;

7. If within TEN (10) DAYS you receive a proper Affidavit contesting the claims made you will contact the original Affiant and Claimant and inform them of the existence of contest. The contact number for said action is;___________________, and;

8. In the absence of any contesting Affidavit you will sign a Default Judgment and permanent Estoppels by Acquiescence barring the charging or prosecution of the claimant for the exercise of rights claimed and recognized by lack of consent, and;

9. All of these directives are completely lawful, within your mandate and necessary for the proper administration of justice. Failure to accept and follow the directives is an abandonment of your duties and a breach of your oath.



Notice of Denial of Consent

DATE: _______________________________________
_

Whereas:

1. country enjoys a common law jurisdiction, and;

2. Equality before the law is paramount and mandatory, and;

3. In a common law jurisdiction no one can claim the right or power to adjudicate any matter without the consent of both parties, and;

4. Without my consent no lawful adjudication concerning myself may occur, and;

5. I do hereby, claim the right inalienable by any government agent to engage in discussion either directly or through an agent prior to consenting to any adjudication or administrative tribunal or other process which may generate a security interest, and;

6. I do claim said right has been denied to me by human beings acting as government agents in a common law jurisdiction, and;

7. I do hereby, re-extend my offer of discussion and negotiation in order to avoid conflict, and;

8. Seeking conflict as a government agent in a court of law in the absence of discussion or negotiation is a denial of basic fundamental rights, a dishonor, and an abuse of process, and;

9. Said dishonor, denial and abuse does cause the administration of justice to appear to be dragged into disrepute, and;

10. I am compelled by my honour and Faith to refuse to be party to any action which may be seen to drag the administration of justice into disrepute, and;

11. I do believe the path of peace is always available to those of good will, and;

12. I am peaceful and of goodwill, and;

13. I do believe peace is a fundamental right and the basic justification for government, and;

14. Consenting to an adversarial relationship in the absence of good faith discussion and negotiation is a breach of my Faith, and;

15. Abusing the judicial process and forcing me to breach the terms of my Faith is completely unacceptable to me,

Therefore be it resolved and known to any and all concerned:
That I, a human being in a common law jurisdiction in no way consent to any adjudication process of any sort by any party and that said denial of consent remains in force until any plaintiff or claimant honours the existing offer to discuss and negotiate in good faith and pure trust and under full commercial liability.
This notice is served in the interest of justice, without malice of forethought, ill will, vexation or frivolity and suffices as notice of a claim by the Affiant that a plaintiff or claimant is apparently abusing process for financial or other gain and thus causing the administration to be dragged into disrepute.

Affiant: _______________________________________
_____

Witnessed: _______________________________________
____

Note: The use of a witness or witnesses is for the purpose of verification of identity and attestation in a common law jurisdiction only and does not constitute a change in status, consent or existence as anything except a free human being.

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