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Ein cooler Typ

by FactsAreUseless
I got 4 tacos tonight for dollar tacos. Once again Maria was not working. There was a new cute latina female working whom I'd never seen before. Her shirt said "manager" so I assume she was the manager. She was a little more serious, not as friendly as Maria. She was generous with the chips though, so that's good. Her boobs are a little smaller than Maria's, but she's not as chubby.

I got lots of chips and salsa. Here is a game I made up called "salsa roulette". Most of my little cups are medium salsa, but a few random ones are hot salsa, and I don't know which is which. It adds a little excitement to my life while I eat dinner alone while browsing the forums. For my drink I got a nice cherry coke.

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Macnult

sounds like a fun night op what kind of tacos did you get

Ein cooler Typ

by FactsAreUseless
chicken
black beans
yellow rice
lettuce
cheese
jalapenos (to impress the ladies)
sour cream (to cut the heat of the jalapenos)

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Manifisto


I approve of this manager chipwise, and although she may never replace maria in your heart I think she may replace her in your mexican / tex mex / southwest food rotation


ty nesamdoom!

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
I stopped reading at latinas and thought I might follow one on a hoverboard and perhaps protect her from a t rex? Maybe if I were lucky sex may ensue!

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Bacon Taco posted:

I stopped reading at latinas and thought I might follow one on a hoverboard and perhaps protect her from a t rex? Maybe if I were lucky sex may ensue!

Full disclosure my gf is a super hot Latina

Robot Made of Meat

Bacon Taco posted:

Full disclosure my gf is a super hot Latina

Yes, but is she a super hot Latina FEMALE?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Twenty Four


Robot Made of Meat posted:

Yes, but is she a super hot Latina FEMALE?

And then gently caress?

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Twenty Four posted:

And then gently caress?

Yes, and one would certainly hope, especially after the adrenaline rush of salsa roulette

Macnult

OP: That's the fourth no-show this week! I hope she's okay :(

[Maria walks by wearing a shirt that says "Not Maria"]

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Macnult posted:

OP: That's the fourth no-show this week! I hope she's okay :(

[Maria walks by wearing a shirt that says "Not Maria"]

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
Maria! Say it loud and there's carne flambe-ing
Say it soft and I'm almost buffeting


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

Manifisto


blaise rascal posted:

Maria! Say it loud and there's carne flambe-ing
Say it soft and I'm almost buffeting

maria
collects empty tray-ing
maria!


ty nesamdoom!

kuskus

Maria was in the tacos. The manager gave you more chips to cover the taste and that's a fact, jack.

twoday



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I just made tacos

Taco thursdays

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Dungeon Ecology

twoday posted:

I just made tacos

Taco thursdays

*spit-take but with tacos*

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
thaco thursday

WindmillSlayer

i was eating a taco last tuesday and boy are my arms tired !


FactsAreUseless

Unromantic though it is, scheduled sex can be valuable in long-running relationships.

Dungeon Ecology

canyoneer posted:

thaco thursday

THAC0 Thursdays :rolldice:

ferroque

Waco Wednesdays tend to end tragically

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

ferroque posted:

Waco Wednesdays tend to end tragically

either way you're going to want to open the windows to vent the gas

City of Glompton

FactsAreUseless posted:

Unromantic though it is, scheduled sex can be valuable in long-running relationships.

Dungeon Ecology

i think it might be 2aco 2uesday 4 me 2day

indyrenegade

and that man's name? ENRICO FERMI
One of my fave parts about visiting America is going to fuckin' wild Mexican restaurants with way-too-loud music. RIP butthole but its so worth it


thanks to manifisto for the sig!

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Just had some tacos, they were good.

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indyrenegade

and that man's name? ENRICO FERMI
just give me an IV drip but have it be full of refried beans


thanks to manifisto for the sig!

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

indyrenegade posted:

just give me an IV drip but have it be full of refried beans

Black beans are the superior choice.

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indyrenegade

and that man's name? ENRICO FERMI

drilldo squirt posted:

Black beans are the superior choice.

clearly not as the viscosity of black beans is not as optimal for IV drip as refried.


thanks to manifisto for the sig!

Dungeon Ecology

estoy pensando en esos frijoles

Robot Made of Meat

drilldo squirt posted:

Black beans are the superior choice.

This is not only incorrect, but it's also not correct.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

ferroque

indyrenegade posted:

clearly not as the viscosity of black beans is not as optimal for IV drip as refried.

you can refry black beans - the best of both worlds

Dungeon Ecology

ferroque posted:

you can refry black beans - the best of both worlds

*spit-take but with refried beans*

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

canyoneer posted:

either way you're going to want to open the windows to vent the gas

lol drat

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
op can you confirm that maria is still alive?

:ohdear:

indyrenegade

and that man's name? ENRICO FERMI
If I made a fried egg, cut up steak with green onion and ate it folded between a single piece of white bread like I did tonight, is it a taco


thanks to manifisto for the sig!

kuskus

It is if you mouth the words, "Taco... grande," with long curly shower hair.

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

indyrenegade posted:

If I made a fried egg, cut up steak with green onion and ate it folded between a single piece of white bread like I did tonight, is it a taco

No, it's not. It's an open faced sandwich.

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indyrenegade

and that man's name? ENRICO FERMI

drilldo squirt posted:

No, it's not. It's an open faced sandwich.

Taco..... grande


thanks to manifisto for the sig!

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Robot Made of Meat

drilldo squirt posted:

No, it's not. It's an open faced sandwich.

Once it's folded, it is no longer open-faced.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

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