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*casually twirling a 3/4 full bucket of water with BYOB written on it* nice fire you got there, California. It'd be a real shame if something happened to it.
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by Hand Knit
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*flipping the bucket around my arms, shoulders, legs like nunchaku* please ladies, there'll be plenty of time to have sex with me after I put these fires out.
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Aug 8, 2018 18:23
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by Hand Knit
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Things sent to California to assist with the fires, from the SA forums:
BYOB- Bucket of water.
GBS- Bucket of water?
PYF- Bucket of some really nice water from some of the most exotic places in the world. Arrives JUST IN TIME. Everyone is happy!
FYAD- Bucket of high-octane fuel
Games- Bucket of water in a medium level difficulty cage puzzle
D&D- Still working on the definition of a bucket
Ask/Tell- A bucket of water with instructions on how to use the bucket
SH/SH & IYG collaboration- An iBucket, it sends an alert to your smartphone when the bucket 1) arrives, 2) is used, 3) needs a refill. It also shows the location of the nearest water sources, and the best places to deploy the bucket. Does not come with water.
SAS- HOW THE HELL CAN A BUCKET MAKE IT PAST THE 44TH YARD LINE ON A HAT TRICK PLAY WHEN EVERYONE'S ON BASE? YOU CAN'T MAKE A THREE-POINTER UNDER THOSE FIELD CONDITIONS!!! Eventually a bucket, rendered almost useless from the beatings it took arrives.
YLLS- All buckets submitted will have potable water in them (unless there's some other liquid in the bucket)
GWS- A bucket of cucumber water with a lemon twist
AI- A bucket that fills itself and drives itself to the fire.
DIY- Plans on bucket making and how to divine for water
PI- An elephant shows up with a trunk full of water
TFR- A box of Super Soakers
TCC- Bongs. Lots and lots of water-filled bongs.
GIP- Veteran firefighters, first responders and anyone who's ever put out a fire before
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Aug 10, 2018 00:34
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by Hand Knit
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Actually, a fire at a weed field would be highly dangerous. Many lives would be lost.
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Aug 10, 2018 19:19
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People are losing their homes and livelihoods and you're joking about a bucket, and not just any bucket, a bucket full of water with BYOB painted on the side that you mailed to "California, c.o.: Fire, from: BYOB."
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Aug 11, 2018 15:21
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