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cda

by Hand Knit
*casually twirling a 3/4 full bucket of water with BYOB written on it* nice fire you got there, California. It'd be a real shame if something happened to it.

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cda

by Hand Knit
*flipping the bucket around my arms, shoulders, legs like nunchaku* please ladies, there'll be plenty of time to have sex with me after I put these fires out.

cda

by Hand Knit

Splatmaster posted:

Things sent to California to assist with the fires, from the SA forums:

BYOB- Bucket of water.

GBS- Bucket of water?

PYF- Bucket of some really nice water from some of the most exotic places in the world. Arrives JUST IN TIME. Everyone is happy!

FYAD- Bucket of high-octane fuel

Games- Bucket of water in a medium level difficulty cage puzzle

D&D- Still working on the definition of a bucket

Ask/Tell- A bucket of water with instructions on how to use the bucket

SH/SH & IYG collaboration- An iBucket, it sends an alert to your smartphone when the bucket 1) arrives, 2) is used, 3) needs a refill. It also shows the location of the nearest water sources, and the best places to deploy the bucket. Does not come with water.

SAS- HOW THE HELL CAN A BUCKET MAKE IT PAST THE 44TH YARD LINE ON A HAT TRICK PLAY WHEN EVERYONE'S ON BASE? YOU CAN'T MAKE A THREE-POINTER UNDER THOSE FIELD CONDITIONS!!! Eventually a bucket, rendered almost useless from the beatings it took arrives.

YLLS- All buckets submitted will have potable water in them (unless there's some other liquid in the bucket)

GWS- A bucket of cucumber water with a lemon twist

AI- A bucket that fills itself and drives itself to the fire.

DIY- Plans on bucket making and how to divine for water

PI- An elephant shows up with a trunk full of water

TFR- A box of Super Soakers

TCC- Bongs. Lots and lots of water-filled bongs.

GIP- Veteran firefighters, first responders and anyone who's ever put out a fire before

:golfclap:

cda

by Hand Knit
Actually, a fire at a weed field would be highly dangerous. Many lives would be lost.

cda

by Hand Knit
People are losing their homes and livelihoods and you're joking about a bucket, and not just any bucket, a bucket full of water with BYOB painted on the side that you mailed to "California, c.o.: Fire, from: BYOB."

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